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PissOnMyParade

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  1. I'm interested to know everyone's (myself included) personal reasons for finding piss play such a hot activity. Is it the warmth? The private taboo nature of pissing itself? The personal arousal we feel when we have a full bladder? The humiliation aspect? Maybe it's not necesarily the act of peeing itself that you find hot but the stimulation of being invited to watch something you wouldn't normally get to see? Perhaps its a primal thing for you that you see as such a basic natural thing but at the same time gives you such a heightened sense of power, like you're claiming your territory.

    What is it that you all love about it the most?

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  2. Welcome to the forum. As others have said, anything you may create in future will be welcomed but it appears that nobody has really been helpful with regards to ideas, so allow me to give you a few things to try:

    - wetting yourself in different types of clothing.

    - giving your partner (if you have one) a golden shower.

    - a good old-fashioned, unstaged, off-the-cuff toilet piss

    - self-pissing (lying down and pissing over yourself)

    - pissing in a glass and drinking it

    - pissing outside in various locations (the more public you can get away with without being arrested/caught, the better)

    - holding your bladder until you physically can't anymore

    - a pissy lapdance (this is a bit of a selfish request as it's a personal fantasy of mine. It's exactly what it sounds like. So think of a normal lapdance but nonchalantly piss while stripping. You can do it in any room with a hard floor if you don't have a stripper pole)

    Hope I understood the assignment and you found these pointers helpful. Happy pissing and a big welcome once again!

  3. So glad this is focussing on female genitalia. Means I don't have to upload a picture of what my junk looks like! Trust me, you ain't missing anything. It's an absolute casserole back there!

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  4. It's not that I don't enjoy golden showers. I just think people from outside the pee kink community think that golden showers are the be all and end all of pee kinks, and it makes them not as pleasurable as other forms of pee play.

    Pissy lapdances are my favourite. Sort of like normal lapdances, but peeing while stripping.

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  5. On 12/8/2022 at 7:29 PM, Paige18 said:

    Hey, I'm learning Spanish and looking for some people to practice with.  Is there anyone here that's fluent in Spanish that wants to practice with me?

    Llevo 17 años practicando este hermoso idioma, y me agradaría mucho estar a tu servicio.

    (I've got 17 years practicing this beautiful language under my belt, and i'd be only too happy to be at your service)

    😀

  6. On 11/12/2022 at 7:41 PM, AWN_84 said:

    Sometimes i wonder how such a simple and everyday act like urination turns ppl on so much! Sometimes i see the act trough the erotic scope, but sometimes i get this tought in my mind, is such a simple thing, we do it everyday, multiple times without ever realizing, so i decide to open this brainstorming thread about it. Everyone have their reason (including myself) on how we came to like the fetish, but have you stopped and wondered, why?

    For me personally, it's kind of like a special privelege when a woman who i find sexually attractive consensually allows me to be a fly-on-the-wall whilst she's peeing.

    Peeing is normally a private act that people do behind a locked door, so being invited to share that moment between the 2 of us behind those 4 walls is a naughty thrill.

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  7. Welcome to Peefans, Mila.

    By the way, I noticed a profile of a South African woman on PeeingCupid called Mila Pentz. Are you the same young woman? If so, according to your PeeingCupid profile, you and me could get on like a house on fire!

  8. For me, it's the naughty taboo of consensually being allowed to be a fly-on-the-wall for what people usually deem a very private act.

    It's like a special privelege and an erotic, intimate thrill wrapped into one. Also, it turns a boring, everyday chore into something which - for me at least - is highly enjoyable.

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  9. Does anyone else get frustrated when you tell someone uninitiated in the art of urolagnia that you have a pee fetish, and they automatically assume you only like golden showers because they don't realise just how amazingly diverse and varied urolagnia can be?

    Like, even those who are open to it always insist on their first time being them peeing on you, and strictly no drinking on their part if you later switch roles...

    There is SOOOOOOO much more fun to be had with pee. It winds me up something chronic!

  10. When judging how physically attractive a person may be, instead of going by a checklist of their attributes, do you ever find yourself questioning exactly how badly you would like to watch them pee?

    Like we all have a particular "type", despite sharing this fetish, right? So do you love watersports so much that you'd want anyone to pee for/on you so long as they fit the demographic of your sexual orientation, or do they need to be someone who fits your "type" as well?

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  11. I read somewhere that if you want to find someone in public who has a pee fetish, apparently you should look for someone who has a yellow hankie in their pocket.

    I'm of the opinion that this is BS. Not everyone who has this fetish will own a yellow hankie, and not everyone who owns a yellow hankie will have this fetish.

    Am I correct, or is this a genuine memo that i've missed which is well-documented within the urolagnia community?

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  12. I often pee all over myself in an empty bath with the plughole sealed, and then roll around in my own piss if I'm on my own.

    If I'm with my girlfriend, peeing either leads to showering off, or extremely horny sex.

  13. Just when you thought they couldn't sink any lower, the website programmers over at Pissrip have hijacked international sex workers day to give anyone who signs up to Pissrip Premium before the 10th of June a half price discount.

    Can you believe the audacity of these theives?! Paid content which they stole from actual sex workers (without letting them see any of the profits Pissrip makes) is being made half price in celebration of the very same people they stole from.

    I don't know whether to be angry or laugh hysterically at the farcical irony.

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  14. 5 hours ago, Peewee123 said:

    What would the photos actually be of?

    On one side you'd have a holding photo, where you need to pee but aren't letting it go yet, and on the other side you'd have a photo in full flow.

    Clothing would be optional so if you prefer to wet then that would be cool too.

  15. A vulva is a vulva to me. Big labia, small labia, they all perform the same biological function. There's something about the nude female form which I really find erotic, no matter what the woman in question looks like.

  16. I figured I'd ask this in the "pee talk" section first, in order to gauge everyone's opinion on whether it would fly or not, instead of just straight up creating a picture thread and expecting it to take off without previously obtaining consent from everyone...

    I was wondering if the members of this site would be up for starting a thread of holding/peeing photos in the "peeing pictures" section, in the style of those dressed/undressed photos we see all over the internet?

    Maybe some strict rules could be enforced surrounding protecting anonymity, theft of original content etc...?

    Would this idea be something some of us would be up for, or would there be a strong opposition to such a thread due to the amount of original content which would need to be made in order to keep it going?

    It occurred to me that this sort of content is incredibly rare on the internet, and maybe if we made a dedicated thread for it we could start a whole new subgenre.

    What do we think?

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  17. 1 hour ago, Kupar said:

    If you could have any job, what would you choose to do? Maybe a serious response and a fantasy response.

    My genuine dream job would be a Spanish interpreter. I've been learning Spanish for half my life so it would be amazing if I could use those skills in a professional capacity.

    Fantasy dream job...that's a lot tougher. Is there a way to make money from watching attractive women pee all day? Maybe if I could invent a device which would allow me to watch women anywhere in the world pee without anyone else knowing, from the privacy of my own home, and patent it for the watersports community? I have no idea...

  18. 1 hour ago, Sophie said:

    Would you rather fight a horse sized duck, or a hundred duck sized horses? 

    I'm not a fighting man. I think i'd prefer to climb up on top of the horse sized duck and fly around majestically. I see no need for violence, especially against something as innocent as a horse-duck.

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  19. I feel like I don't really interact with this amazing site as much as I would like to, and therefore I may not be that well-known to some of the newer members.

    With that in mind, I figured I'd allow you all an opportunity to get to know me better.

    So, whether it's pee related or not, ask away everyone. I'm an open book.

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