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Sex Bizarre Seventeen

A curious issue and worth seeking out the accompanying film; ‘Sexy Piss Story’ to compare the photo story in the magazine. In the film, two women seem to be reminiscing about a liaison in a public lavatory and being to arouse themselves by talking about it. We see none of this in the magazine, but the experience itself. It could be compared to an earlier issue of Sex Bizarre (6) where the notion of the glory hole is to be found in a toilet. As mentioned in my review of Issue six, the glory hole was to be used by gay men for sexual pleasure at a time when it was homosexuality was illegal. In the magazine we see one of the women climb on the toilet seat with a precarious pair of knee length boots and platform soles, very fashionable during the 1970’s. this position, an act of dexterity and balance, affords a splendid view of the vulva and of course the pee stream, landing over the floor and loo seat. In the film, it is the other woman who seen first on the toilet. A cock is poked through the hole close to the loo roll holder, and she is so thrilled by pissing and masturbating that she accepts the intrusion. She licks and sucks the cock, and the mystery man decides to take a chance and urinates directly in her mouth. In the magazine the woman is joined by a hippy guy with a beard who sucks the cock and shares the piss. (I like the sight of the pee on his big bushy beard!).

This is a story that has two distinct sites, the bedroom, where fucking, oral sex and more water sports take place, and the initial meeting of the couples through the glory hole in the toilet. My sourced copy lacks some images, clearly depicted in the film, the ubiquitous climax scene of ejaculation into the mouths of the women. Just a last word on the models in this issue. The female depicted on the cover, appears in a few future Sex Bizarre magazines, including a stunning solo shoot of her peeing outdoors wearing a tight pair of denim shorts. One of the guy’s in the magazine also looks like the American Actor James Woods who stars in three of my favourite films, Once Upon a Time in America, Videodrome and Casino. One of the interesting aspects of looking back at these vintage magazines is the sexual allure of some models, ie whether I fancy them or not!

PS. A kind friend on here has alerted me to Issues 14/15, I intend to review them soon.

I've really enjoyed reading this thread, I love an uncut penis...something to 'peel' back to reveal the big purple bulb. One of my favourite shots from Sex Bizarre One, the foreskin is pulled back partly.

Sex Bizarre Sixteen

Unable to locate scanned copies of Issues 14 and 15, quite possibly because they contain scatology. However one of the Theander Brothers key models features in a single lesbian story in this magazine. Published in 1976, ‘Pee Partners’ is the title of the story, continuing with the new format of text and image. Although most of the content of these magazines was shot in studios, it’s a change to see the action begin in an outdoor location. In this case we see the popular model, urinating at the side of the car in a wintery scene. There’s a rendezvous with another woman, both dressed in winter layers. They take it in turns to pee in the snow, kiss and caress each other, then the action shifts to an apartment where a third younger woman awaits them. A full-on piss orgy takes place, tailored for those who enjoy mature, busty women.

The regular model, seen here as the instigator of the pissing activities, usually appears in different guises and names, I think that she looks like a young Shelley Winters, the US actor, in ‘Pee Partners’, she wears a blonde wig, not her natural colour. She is featured on the cover shot peeing high and hard, whilst her friends hold their hands beneath the stream. The clothing is a combination of elegance juxtaposed with cheap and tawdry underwear, stockings and boots. There’s a nice sequence of them filling a champagne glass with wee and pouring it over their wet curvaceous bodies.

The magazines still had a modesty cover in different paper stock to the glossy contents. The anticipation of actually buying a copy must have been thrilling, each issue at this stage in the development of the magazine providing a unique take on the art of urolagnia. One guy told me that he used to steal his porn magazines; “I would take in a document case with a zip, the proprietor of the sex shop would invite me to the rear of the shop where there would be an open suitcase with the Danish and Swedish magazines on display. Whilst he kept an eye out through the hatch, I selected one magazine to buy, but slid a few into my case, if I bought one this diverted any suspicion that I had stolen the others. I managed to amass quite a collection in this way” He went on to say that because it was illegal to sell the porn anyway, he would have been simply reprimanded and banned from the shop. Others said they risked ordering the magazines via mail-order, possibly attracting the attention of HM Customs if the package was coming from Denmark or other more liberal European Countries.

You can also find posts of the films on Eroprofile at the moment, including 'Piss Party', the filmed version of Sex Bizarre 10.

https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/IMG_0431-215

2 hours ago, likesToLick said:

link to gallery of volume thirteen

Some lovely shots of the women peeing on the guys faces during cunnilingus in this one.  That's always one of my favorites.

I like the story text that goes with the images too,  as it focuses on the feelings and desires that the women have during the pee games.

@greedyneedygirl I hope you are OK with me providing a link.

Not at all, in fact Imagefap is a great source for Vintage magazines for those that want to follow up on my reviews to see the whole publication. XVideos for the films that accompany the stories in the magazines.

https://www.xvideos.com/video18475693/cc_bestsellers_248_-_vintage-_piss_parties

Sex Bizarre Thirteen

We move into 1976 with the first publication of that year. As I understand it the UK was bathed in glorious sunshine during the long hot summer, my parents often remarked how the year lifted the political and social gloom of the 1970’s. Whether this aura had spread to Northern European countries your guess is as as good as mine. There is one story in the magazine, ‘The Pee Club’, again we are treated to a large gathering in an apartment adorned with 1970’s ornaments, I’m rather fond of the low accent light over the coffee table. I counted 8 people in all, all youngish, that is to say mid to late 20’s, evenly divided between males and females. Bottles of beer and soft drinks are strewn over the table as the participants in this special ‘club’ play cards. It is a cliche to suggest that sexual activity can be prompted by ‘Strip Poker’ or ‘Spin the Bottle’, but here the inference of the game to slowly remove clothing seems to take place. The women are adorned in customary sexy clothing. clingy, animal print, stockings and frilly suspender belts. One of the women is wearing a rather fetching pair of snakeskin boots. The purpose of the game, seems to be a truth or dare scenario. I noted a dish full of thick scented candles on the table, and the women are encourages to douse the flames with a steady, targeted stream of piss. Skirts are raised and panties removed as the men support the women in their ‘contest’. There is a very sexy and alluring young woman, slender with a mop of pubic hair, so thick that you could run a comb through it.

The game is a signal for more sexual activity, fellatio and cunnilingus, more urinating, into mouths and over male and female bodies. One of my favourite shots involves the hairy girl as she masturbates, one of the men pees all over her bush, the camera picks this up in several close-up shots. In the scanned version that I have, I only detect one act of vanilla sex, as the girl with the snakeskin boots fucks one of the guys. However I have caught sight of the film that accompanies the magazine, and I do remember seeing more fucking and the obligatory cum shots at the climax of the film. All in all a welcome addition to the Sex Bizarre stable and one that exemplifies the period and style of the 1970’s.

I've never given this issue a second thought, but I've often been surprised at how much toilet paper women use to wipe themselves after a pee. I'm basing my observations on two experiences; listening to the sheets unrolling in the cubicle next door to me in a public loo. Secondly, observing women in candid hidden toilet films and professional pee porn where women are filmed peeing on the loo. I've seen women literally wrap reams of paper around their hands before wiping, Me? I average three to four sheets for a dab...(to dab, or to wipe...?). I've also viewed hidden camera films, where women use sheets of loo paper to 'line' their panties, or women who simply pull up their underwear without wiping at all! This can also happen in those street/concert hidden camera films when women have no loo paper at all. 

Sex Bizarre Twelve

Another gap in my collection as I am unable to source Issue 11, if anyone out there can provide a link let me know. However not to detract to this publication from 1975 again. As I understand from future releases, the Theander’s published all of their titles quarterly, understandably, given the quality and content of each one. Sex Bizarre 12 features two stories as illustrated on the dual cover. The first story ‘Piss On Me’, features a first from two regular models. It’s also an opportunity to reveal the relationship of fetish clothing, (rubber, leather, PVC and satin) with urolagnia. ‘Piss On Me’ is shot outdoors, presumably in the Danish countryside, it features an older woman with a younger one, each of them joyously peeing in the open air. There’s a few wonderful shots of the younger one holding her hand beneath a powerful stream of urine streaming from the older woman’s vagina. A thin storyline accompanies the photos, ‘Brigit and Bettina’, replenish their bladders with orange juice in front of a parked camper van. They laugh irresistibly throughout the shot, pausing to french kiss. Fetish clothing is worn throughout and they perform naked below the waist. In the second story, the clothing is much more conventional as two mature women and a man take a stroll in the country. The women are wearing summer frocks and casual jackets, the story is called ‘Pee Pleasures’. In the text we are introduced to Gitte, and her sister Karen, so there is an inference of an incestuous lesbian relationship. Gitte takes a pee behind a bush, she is then joined by Karen and watched by Gitte’s husband. My favourite scene is when the husband, Michael decides to join in and Karen holds his penis as he urinates. This, after both women perform fellatio on him in the hot sun of a Danish Summer. The action continues at Michael and Gitte’s home where they have a threesome, sexual intercourse and oral sex, all shot in close-up and of course much more pissing from all three of them. All of the models in this issue are regular, performing sex acts in a number of the Color Climax Magazines and films.

Sex Bizarre Eight

I have often commented on the ‘natural looks’ of the models in Sex Bizarre. The world was different in 1973, certainly the world of porn was. What do I mean by these natural looks? Time has allowed us to compare, it might be better to describe the contemporary porn model. I hasten to add that not all fit this description. Tattoos, to be honest I’ve never been a fan of them, I don’t have any, for me a mole or blemish is a mark on the skin that I find deeply erotic. Piercings, I don’t have any apart from through my ears, no labia, clitoral studs, belly button or nipples. Silicone enhancements; none either, no breast enlargement, no trimming of the labia, bleaching of the anus and botox on my face. If you want to look like Daffy Duck, go ahead, it’s your body.

Rant over, two girls, three guys come together with bottles of beer, acting and looking like students getting drunk. There isn’t even any extraneous make-up, lipstick, foundation, false eye lashes on the girls, in fact one of them has teenage spots all over her chin! The film that accompanies this issue is called ‘Piss Orgy’. That is exactly what develops after some heavy petting leading to fucking and then climaxing in full on pissing over each other, and as illustrated on the front cover, directly into mouths. In the film, when a mouth is full to the brim, she or he spits it out. Also there’s an added bonus in the Piss Orgy film when one of the guys sucks on the the prick of another male in the group. What does come across in this issue, is the sheer enjoyment in the faces of the participants, there is no glancing at the camera looking for prompts, no sign of coercion from behind the scenes. Perhaps the bottles of Carlsberg did the trick, one form of instruct as they all gathered for the shoot, and they are well away. It’s almost as if they met regularly to indulge in a special kind of orgy.

Sex Bizarre Seven

Issue seven seems to be a bit of a stop gap in that it moves away from the usual narrative of a single episode involving up to several couples. Could it be that the Theander’s were waiting to put together the models for Issue 8? Or was it because they were in receipt of some amateur photos from a hippy-type couple who feature in this compilation of images. We know that certain models were used across the various publications and you might recognise the woman aiming a torrent towards the camera on the front page! She starred in the controversial Issue Five, and appears several times over. The antique chamber pot is featured in the photographs, models invariably missing their aim. There are some very detailed close-ups of the female urethra, poised just above the porcelain edge of the ‘potty’. The ‘invited’ couple take pride of place, pissing on the lavatory but also over each other in bedroom shots. I would also speculate that this is the first time self-peeing has been captured on film, certainly within this publication, it is the final photo in the magazine. Because of the compilation idea running through the magazine I would hesitate to say that this issue is somewhat of a collector’s item. One guy wrote to me saying that it was one of the magazines passed around in a brown envelope at the car factory where he worked, needless to say it was well thumbed and a bit ‘stained’ as it moved from hand to hand!