Brad Wallis

Yes, she must have been perched on the edge of the seat, letting the urine fall silently onto the porcelain. If her stream would loudly hiss or spray in this position, however, her cover would still be blown! So yes, it seems some girls can master the art of the silent pee.

Many years ago, I had a college roommate whose pretty blonde girlfriend peed within earshot on more than one occasion, and to my disappointment, she was completely silent! Maybe she was shy and aimed for the porcelain. I never heard a drop from her. Stealth pissing expert she was.

What is a typical. morning pee like for you, Anna? When you get out of bed, gotta go, sit down… are you a one-minute girl? Loud, quiet, splashy? Hiss?

Mr. Owl, congrats on another great story. How is your bathroom situated in such a way that you can so clearly hear these guests? I assume she closed the door of course. And do you have any more updates from the other women, such as your MIL, SIL and office assistant? Cheers!

Have you ever tried to remain standing and just slip your panties off to the side, letting the stream fall between your feet? Would that work?

How has the angle changed? I’m no expert but I’m not sure about OP’s theory. It may be true, but in my experience, a younger lady tends to pee more forcefully and loudly in general. However, I have known so many notable exceptions to that rule on both sides, that I question my own theory as well. It may be that I just happened to have a larger data set when I was a younger man, having had more adventures with multiple women than I do now.

Wow, she is like one of those water jet machines! How do the other two react to her strong streams, since they both seem to be quite a bit quieter?

I like the sense of competition among the three of them. Your MIL and SIL seem to take after each other. They don’t pee fast like your wife, but they go forever! Which of them currently holds the record for the longest tinkle? Have they ever tried a distance competition? In that case, I think we all know who the winner would be, lol!

Three minutes 30 seconds, what a lady! She must have been bursting. You have a gift for writing. Your posts never fail to convey such detail, the reader feels he is in the room.

Nice. I like the variety. So the cousin is the longest pee-er in your life I suppose?

Those little bursts are sexy. I like that she always seems to pee like that, even years apart. It’s her unique style. How does she compare to your wife or other ladies in the family?

She’s like one of my ex’s. The lady could hold all day or night, but when she finally went she took forever!

Nice. I assume her peeing style has changed significantly from how you remember her when she was younger?

I find it so sexy to hear a girl peeing for a long time like that. Has your ex-wife let you hear her pee recently, or is it just something she told you about? And if so.. how was that experience?

I think I pee pretty average. When very desperate, I’ve gone over a minute, maybe 1:30 at most. My normal morning pee is only about 30 seconds. But I’ve known women who can top that easily. One of my girlfriends could go over three minutes at times, normal morning for her was a minute.

I mean, everybody has to go to the bathroom. I don’t see why that would be embarrassing. The better question would be, would you go if you knew your date could hear you? Some people are shy about the sounds they make. Others are very open and comfortable with it. I’ve had some girlfriends who never cared about being heard, but were reluctant to pee within sight of me, even after many dates, considering that somehow a greater invasion of privacy.

Frustrating indeed, not only for you, but probably for her as well! Girl must have one hell of a bladder. Sounds like your best option would be to invite her to an overnight outing of some kind at the cabin, or at your house. Then surely at night, or early morning, her need will eventually overcome her shyness. You can have all the girls there for even greater excitement.

Nice. So since you and your mom are so accustomed to each other’s peeing, here are are few questions for you. Which one of you has the bigger bladder? Who pees longer? Who has the stronger stream? You ever compare these things?

Sounds like your aunt shared with all of you some very intimate experiences with her peeing habits. Since you are a female yourself, I’d be curious to know how your aunt’s streams and habits compare to those of your own and your mom and cousins, in terms of length of time, strength of the stream, and other characteristics. By your description she sounds like she could take quite a long time when she peed.

There’s so much variety! I would have expected loud and strong, given what I’ve heard from most young girls fitting her description. It’s much more common. A girl who pees over a minute is more rare, and for me, more exciting. I suppose the more Mr. Owl has the new girl around, the more opportunities he will have to hear her, and determine if this is how she always pees, or a one-off. At least she doesn’t feel shy about letting him listen!

She sounds smoking hot! And she peed with the door open right in front of you. That shows a level of comfort, or flirtation. I love when girls do that. I wasn’t expecting that type of stream from her either. I would have anticipated her doing a loud, hissy spray based on the description.

Your SIL is always my favorite, with the MIL a close second. Almost a tie really, those two are great for their length and for me, the longer the better. Of the new ladies, the first you mentioned has to be my favorite. I like to think she smiled at you flirtatiously knowing you might have been listening! And she had a long pee. Makes me think maybe she could have gone longer if she was really desperate.

Another beautiful description of a lovely lady. That smile she gave you at the end.. do you think she had any idea she was putting in a show for you? I’d love to hear how her performance compared to your other girls that weekend!

Interesting! As men, I think we are fascinated by the opposite sex because our plumbing is so straightforward in comparison. Point and shoot!

I wonder why she hates public toilets.. maybe she just prefers to tinkle with you for all the attention she gets.