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The jehovah's witness people must have had to scratch their eyes out hahaha

Iam sure they've never seen a hot women pissing before hahah

6 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Because it is so slight that it is more a joke between friends than effective truth

 

Hahaha fair enough 

6 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Where do I masturbate?

In my bedroom… much soon… tonight...

Just in your bedroom hahahahahaha?

6 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

I actually would love to inspire everybody to live that way

It can be described as one of the goals of my life

Thats a very noble goal indeed. I know I've started to live that way now

1 hour ago, spywareonya said:

I think it started to surface in me roughly around ten reincarnations ago HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

As soon as I can go back with my memory, I have Always been a slut

You are who you are, and you are a awesome person. A lady who lives life to its fullest, and how living each day like it's your last. Its something we all should try and do

1 hour ago, spywareonya said:

In this case I would definitely become a urban legend, the Crazy Canadian Cunt, a wild and sexually promiscuous woman roaming crops Always drunk and pissing everywhere

You would give the old retired farmers a heart attack if they saw you out here hahahahahaha 

1 hour ago, spywareonya said:

The last line.

I sincerily think I will say it and tell to people, like it was mine

It really struck a chord in my soul

 

"Be silly. Be kind. Be weird. There's no time for anything else"

I like that line as well. Ultimately just be ourselves, we never know when our time here is up

1 hour ago, spywareonya said:

Complicated

It can indeed make skin itchy after drying up, I tend to believe that was a lovely fake urban legend

 

But it strenghtens bones and hair and nails and teeth and on a slightest extent the immunitary system

It's pure DNA to be used by our body the ways it prefers, like taking steroids (yet obviously to a smaller degree)

I see it being itchy once its dry haha. 8 didn't know about the immune system boost

1 hour ago, spywareonya said:

Bla Bla boyz in da hauz

Hahahaha 

8 hours ago, spywareonya said:

OUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

THIS IS SO IMPOSSIBLY CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I thought so, words we can all live by 

8 hours ago, spywareonya said:

AWWWWW thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your very welcome 

7 hours ago, spywareonya said:

HOLY SHIT I am gonna get dinner now but those goat sausages made me almost orgasm!!!

They were amazing. Everything was delicious haha

5 hours ago, spywareonya said:

I could be interested into using my fingers and tongue to measure your wife's one...

And I would love to watch you do that 

2 hours ago, spywareonya said:

The less the clothes, the more the fun ahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

You got that right haha

4 hours ago, spywareonya said:

Your office is the unspoilt beauty of wild Nature

Yes it is, and I wouldn't change it for any other office 

4 hours ago, spywareonya said:

Ok we could use some pics uh

Even without whistle

I will see what I can do hahah

4 hours ago, spywareonya said:

My last story involves a piss of almost 40 seconds, I was kinda full before letting it all out

Your tank must have been right full hahahahaha

4 hours ago, spywareonya said:

Sentences make sense

Nancy makes piss puddles

Where she shouldn't

There is something primal about pissing where you shouldn't. I quite enjoy doing that myself. This side of me just recently started surfacing

4 hours ago, spywareonya said:

Ahahahah I'll check them often then ahahahah

Now your talking like a true farmer haha. Crop checking is an excuse for us to go drink beer hahahaha

4 hours ago, spywareonya said:

Not really

 

Sometimes Alex switch from the silent&strong type into the chatterbox mode, and sometimes I have to put my fingers in my pussy, make him smell them while making the shhh sign with my index on his mouth and say "LATER"

He understands and eat my out...

and THEN he starts to talk again

And never stops

I've been known to be a chatterbox at times as well hahaha

4 hours ago, spywareonya said:

Cum does marvels for a girl's health

A girl that blows a cock and then spit, is stupid like she spent money to buy a medicine, and then pour it in the toilet

Semen is a good skin moisturizer I hear, I've never tried it myself haha

24 minutes ago, chubbybirb999 said:

Thank you beautiful! I may end up liking myself as much as all of you do one day, fingers crossed! 

 

I think so! I still have trouble directing the stream properly but I hope I’ll get better with practice! 

 

Would anyone like to see a moving gif image of the above pee, as I can do that too 🙂 

I think we would all like to see that haha

1 hour ago, chubbybirb999 said:

Standing up pee into the toilet!

 

(please ignore my stupidly chubby legs 🙈)

Looks like your getting the hang of pissing standing up haha. Nice pic

Your legs aren't chubby at all, they are just right

29 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Check the story I just posted to understand a little detail in this one...

Now I now why it's my favorite, your pussy was freshly fucked haha