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1 hour ago, spywareonya said:

 

Ahahahahaha you see? It's the power of laziness warping Reality to make itself useful ahahahaha

Hahahahaha ya that it is 

3 minutes ago, Jethro P said:

Absolute floods of precum. It's like having a sticky pee 🤣

Hahahahahahahaha

2 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Yes… enough to have TyranCOWsaurus Rex to rampage the world...

Well the lack of people out here makes pollution less of an issue.

Plus canada has a really good recycling program

11 minutes ago, Jethro P said:

"Willy Wanker" did pass my mind, but it doesn't actually wank the willy, it just vibrates and wacks the top of it.

Sperm??? I was vasectomised a long time ago. I would love to tell you the circumstances, but another story!

I am on the look-out. I have a good circle of friends, but you can't just go up to someone and say "Can I pee all over you" 😂

Semen factory then hahahaha. 

Fair enough, award first question asking that hahahhaha

3 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Oh… I hope one day you find a girl so to save electricity ahahahahah

 

ABSOLUTE RESPECT. Whenever you wanna tell me I will listen with utter interest and love

 

Once I tried with a girl, we where dancing together in a cage in a nightclub, she was doing the arc, I mean squatting and then going backward with her chest, and I was high-squatting with my pussy over her face, and I asked her "Can I pee all over you?"

And did she let you?

Lagavulin 16 whiskey is around $140.00 a bottle here

1 minute ago, spywareonya said:

These little fantasies… of mine… are among my cutest secrets… incredibly intimate...

 

It's lovely… don't know why but it's so lovely...

 

 

Here in Europe there is pollution… which is sad… if I water livestock from molten snow, next day they would have two heads and shoot X-rays from their eyes

The snow and ground is pure here. It's sad that pollution has become so bad

6 hours ago, mickymoist said:

Wine, nice red preferably full bodied and chewy

Whisky, love a good single malt, current favourite Lagavulin 16

Beer, depends on my mood usually like real ale best,

If its a cocktail Mojitos for me

 

Fine choice in everything you listed hahahaha. You and I would get along great

I do really like red ale as well, hell I've never had a beer I didn't like hahahahaha

1 minute ago, spywareonya said:

PLEASE SHAAAAAAAARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Hope you like mine… ihihihih...

 

Agree absolutely!!!

Who doesn't like your boobs hahahah

8 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Willy Wank-a and the Sperm Factory aajajajjaahahahahahahahahahahah

 

Great story… I'm only sad that you had not yet found a girl worthy of you

Hahaha willy wacker and the sperm factory, good one 

He will find a worthy women, just gotta make the scary first step and go meet them

Just now, spywareonya said:

Usually it doesn't do that effect on me

But by now I am quite bubbling...

Ihihihihih...

Well don't hold it in, other wise you will be full of shit hahahaha

Sorry bad joke

Just now, spywareonya said:

Boys, it must be the biscuits, but I'm farting like hell right now…

 

Chocolate can have that effect on people hahaha

20 hours ago, 2prnot2p said:

I realize that it's now spring in the northern hemisphere, but here's one last beautiful winter photo!

That's amazing, thank you

2 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

I will try it very soon...

I love to make boiled eggs and add sauces...

My only fear is for butter: I don't have too much time to make exercise with this new employement thus I have to be a little careful about what I eat

But it won't stop me ehehehh too gluttonous

I love boiled eggs with a little hot sauce and pepper, yummy haha

5 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

You are absolutely right

I have all the necessary ingredients, I will try it soon, maybe even without waiting for chicken

On for sure. Make ahead of time that way your good to go. I like that sauce on eggs, especially omelettes 

1 minute ago, spywareonya said:

@speedy3471

OKAAAAAAY

It has another name where I live, obviously won't divulge its name, it would be like telling everybody where I live

 

 

I will add that to Worcestershire sauce and to molten butter and then mix it all together, marvellous

 

And after I got it, I use it on still raw meat and then bake them, or add it AFTER they had been baked by themselves?

I've only ever used it on meat that I have already cooked, like chicken wings or breasts. You can try marinating raw meat in the sauce but I think there is better sauces for that purpose

4 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Don't have this

Tell me its ingredients and I will find something similar in my country

 

I have to wait that the Whole sauce gets less hot to use it, or it must be used that way?

 

Plus, the sauce must be cooked or used without further oven application?

You don't actually have to cook anything. I use the stove top to melt butter, a micro wave will work as well

The sauce gets a little less 'spicy' as you add more butter. About 2/3rds hot sauce and a 1/3rd melted butter

7 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

The middle one looks more fun and less uptight than the other two somehow.  And has a nicer pussy...

 

She just looks like for fun like you said. The one on the left looks way to serious hahaha

5 hours ago, spywareonya said:

@speedy3471

I think I will one day do this myself, it sounds simple and delicious

Can you disclose the hot buffalo sauce ingredients?

Yes I will. Melt butter in a sauce pan, then I add Frank's red hot sauce till the sauce turns a red colour(how much sauce you want depends on how much butter and hot sauce you use). Once those are mixed I add Worcestershire sauce in, about a table spoon or so, mix and pour over the wings

I use this sauce on alot ov things hahaha

On 4/1/2019 at 2:13 PM, spywareonya said:

Pied Piper is one of the darkest tales existing, it Always scared me as a girl

 

But I could play my favourite Piper (my arse) and you will follow me to piss around!!! (unless you all die from my farts before) ahahahah

We would still follow you around hahaha

46 minutes ago, mickymoist said:

Except I said "my record isn't as big" 😂

Mine isn't super big either hahaha. Iam saying this for the record hahahaha

3 minutes ago, Scot_Lover said:

I sit down at home, then there is no issue with someone yelling that I left the seat up, lol. 

Good call hahah

4 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

It's comfortable anyway ahahahah

O I bet it is. I will try it some time hahaha 

10 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Stuff worthy of a calendar

Some her pics indeed were professionally shot

 

Wow