A friend of mine helped to move his girlfriend friend because she caught him cheating on her. Apparently, when he went, the ex was not there. So she grabed her things, removed all the curtains, bed covers that she paid for. She noticed a bra and undies that did not belong to her and was under the sheet and got angry. Just before leaving, she opened the fridge, noticed there was a hal empty bottle of wine. So she decided to pee in it, put back the cork and back to the fridge. I am not sure we can call it white wine anymore. Lolol