Not a sighting but still good.

[Andrew S 87]

Last night I was out for a few drinks and catching some live music.When it was time to go home I joined a queue for a taxi.Thankfully not too long.There was a group of youngish looking friends in front of me.My ears immediately pricked up when I heard 1 of the young girls saying "I really need to pee" She was showing some signs of mild desperation.There was a bar close by with an alleyway next to it which was lit.I caugh t a bit of conversation and it sounded as if she was reluctant to use the bar toilets.Would she pee in the alley hopefully giving me a good show.Sadly she opted to go inside.Nevertheless it was interesting.When she came back out she was still adjusting the hem of her dress.Shortly the group all got into a taxi leaving me with my imagination.I have seen really good stuff on nights out over the years and maybe I'll post some stories on here.Hope you liked this.

[Alfresco 11,631]

Always good to hear pee conversations, even if you don't get a sighting as a result.

I had one in Brighton where there were a mixed group of male and female friends together walking up the road and some of the group were dawdling a bit.  One of the girls near the front called back "I need to pee, hurry up".  Nobody else seemed concerned and they carried on fairly slowly.   They got near the end of the street and one of the males stopped to use a cash machine.  The girl started bouncing and pretty much shouting at him that she needed a pee.   When he got his cash, they carried on and crossed a road.  She was now really shouting regularly "I REALLY NEED A PEE - COME ON!!" and I was hoping that she would give up the fight and find somewhere to pee outside, but unfortunately she made it to the pub where they were heading and she went inside.  I can only imagine how she then made a beeline for the toilets and just about got her knickers down before jet washing the toilet.

On other occasions, overhearing a girl expressing the need to pee has led to good sightings.   Once I passed two girls sat on a bench in the town centre drinking.  Just as I was approaching, one said to the other that she needed to pee and the other said "just go over there" indicating a dimly lit area just off the street.   I carried on walking past as she would obviously wait until nobody was about.  I stood round the corner and looked back to see when she left the bench.  I saw her head into the indicated area, I gave her enough time to get started then I headed back on that side of the road and had a great view of her squatted low to the ground in the half light, facing the street with pee spraying out onto the pavement slightly in front of her.  She had made no effort to hide and hadn't even gone right to the back of the area away from the road.  Most enjoyable. 

[steve25805 126,023]

Overhearing conversations about pee is great.

I was on a bus a few years ago where this young lady a couple of seats behind me was talking to this guy she obviously knew about a recent night when she got drunk. My ears pricked up when I heard her say, "I pissed on the bus!" Never caught the guy's response cos he was keeping his voice down much more, but I heard her say "I pissed right there!" And then chuckle. I couldn't see exactly where "there" was without giving the game away by turning around, but obviously somewhere on the bus. Probably the floor I guess. After that, the guy shushed her with a giggle and there was a complete change of subject. Never heard anything more of interest on that occasion, but it was fun.

There was another conversation again on a bus with someone actually peeing on the floor as I listened! I was a lot younger then. It was way back in the 80s and I was sitting near the front on the top deck of a double decker bus. It was a Saturday  evening, I recall. Anyway, it stopped at the bus stop beside the Lord Louis pub in Plymouth where swarms of quite loud and already fairly drunk young men and women got on, with loads of them coming upstairs and sitting nearer the back. Amidst all the loud conversation, I heard one female say, "I need a piss!"  A couple of minutes later she said the same thing again, and something about how she should have gone before she left. A little bit further on she said, "Don't think I can wait. I might have to piss here."  Some guy said, "Go on then." And a couple of other guys and girls laughed. But she didn't. Not right then anyway.

A little further on she said, "I'm gonna have to piss here." And a couple of guys encouraged her. Next thing I heard were loud cheers and loads of male and female laughter. Another lady could barely contain her drunken laughter as she said, "She's pissing on the bus." Everyone seemed to either think it was funny or were making appreciative comments, mainly the guys doing the latter.It was brilliant hearing all this,. I never saw anything. I dared not turn around and risk the anger of a bunch of drunk people. But it was all too obvious that one of the girls was actually pissing right there on the bus!

Another time, I was walking in the vicinity of a couple of ladies in the city centre when I heard one of them say in a slightly angry tone, "I'll piss on the fucker!" Her companion laughed and said. "He'd probably enjoy it!" They passed out of earshot after that so I never got to hear who one of them wanted to piss on out of anger, lol.

One time at a former address, the girl upstairs would sometimes go out drinking and come back drunk with a guy in tow. She'd be very loud and I could hear her even through the roof cos her flat was directly above mine. One time I distinctly heard her say, "I'm gonna go toilet now, so if you wanna watch......." Apart from the sound of the toilet flush a short while after, that's all I really heard.

Another time I was sharing a two bedroom maisonette with a friend. He was in his bedroom with his then girlfriend. I was about to make a coffee so I shouted through the door to ask if they wanted one. They did, so I made it and then opened his door to take it into them. And they were watching one of his porn vids which I'd seen a few times myself, so I knew what was on it. Mostly fucking, sucking, and licking but there were a couple of pee scenes.

A little while later I heard his girlfriend say, "Urrgghhh, not in the kitchen!" . And I knew it must have been the scene where a lady was squatting and peeing on the kitchen floor! Lol

One time in a department store, a female shop assistant was stood chatting to male colleague, and I heard him laugh and say "I know I joke about it but I've never actually done it."

The female said, "He wouldn't let me go until I peed in the bed."

Her colleague laughed.

Then she said, "I slept on the sofa. I had to put all the sheets in the wash in the morning."

Sadly, at this point my friend whom I was with wanted to move to another area so without giving the game away I had to move out of earshot. So never heard anymore.

One other snippet of conversation I heard in a pub. There were these two girls nearby, and this other girl they obviously knew approached and said "Hi"

She jokingly said something or other about how she couldn't believe what one of them did for a laugh. Can't for the life of me remember the details or exact words, might have involved getting her tits out or something like that, I don't know. But the interesting bit was after that girl walked off when the girl who'd supposedly done the outrageous thing turned to her companion and said, "At least I don't go toilet on people."  They both thought that was funny. Would love to have known the details of what they were referring to but nothing more about it was said.

Those are the best ones that I can remember. If I remember more, I will post about it.