My Classic Phone Story

[Guest WetFetishCat]

I was just cleaning out my emails and found this story from years and years ago! Before I sold videos for a living and started posting/sharing on various pee fetish sites, I would occasionally pee on the carpet or the floor just out of laziness. Or because I had no other option. Back then, I didn't even realize such a fetish existed. But this happened not too long before I started sharing my pee videos and stories publicly on websites and it also ended up being one of the first pieces of information I shared about myself on websites. Enjoy...

I was on the phone with one of my very good friends. She and I have known each other for a few years, but because she lives so far away, I only get to see her once every few months. She also likes to talk…a lot. Sometimes, we'd be on the phone for hours. The first time we had a phone conversation, I think we were seriously on the phone for close to four hours. The only reason the call ended was because she really had to pee. I didn't know her too well at the time.

Anyway, one night, this friend and I were on the phone and I had to pee. We always began our phone conversations when she got off work around 9 or 10, so I was drinking caffeine to stay awake. I didn't want to stop talking to her because I had to pee, but I didn't want to take the phone into the bathroom with me because she would hear my pee hitting the toilet. Usually I just tell my friends "ok, I'm taking the phone into the bathroom with me." But, I wasn't that comfortable with this friend yet. Plus, I don't like saying things like "oh, I have to pee, so let me call you back."

If I peed in my pants, she wouldn't be able to hear it. Then I could take them off and throw them in the bathtub to dry until it was laundry time. If I peed in my pants, though, then I'd have pee running all down my legs. It's still have to take a shower at some point, but I didn't know how long our phone conversation would last. When we got off the phone, I would want to go right to bed. I wouldn't want to take a shower and then dry my hair.

While she told some story about the latest of her work woes, I dropped my pants and squatted in the door way between my bedroom and my walk-in closet. Naturally, I couldn't get my flow to start right away. I have such a shy bladder sometimes…and there wasn't even anyone around to watch! So, I did what I usually do when I can't get the pee to start flowing. I rubbed my pussy with my index and middle finger for a while. This always makes me pee!

And this was a long flow! I had held it in for a while, thinking maybe we would get off the phone and I could go to the toilet. But, we never did, so when it finally came to the point where I figured out where to pee, my bladder was more than full! I also didn't want to push down on my bladder to make the pee come out faster because the hissing might be noticeable through the phone. I stopped and started the flow a lot, hoping that it would come out slower and not make a sound. It was hitting the carpet, so the sound was pretty muffled anyway, so that was good. My legs started to shake from being in such an uncomfortable position. Some of the warm pee hit my inner things and my feet. But, I could clean that off easily. I felt some of the pee splash back up from the carpet since all of it was landing in one spot and I don't think the carpet could absorb anymore. I shifted back a bit to create a new spot. Finally, I was almost done! A few drops trickled down my leg as I got up and continued my phone conversation.

I closed the door to my closet and hopped up on my bed, completely panty-less, to finish talking to my friend.

***I have a few videos where I pee in that very spot. I haven't lived in that house in eight years, so you can imagine how old this story is too!**

[wetmanjf 2,787]

Great story. I read it just the other day :-)

[Alfresco 11,637]

I loved the story WetFetishCat. I'd love to see my wife do that, but the nearest I've had is her going to the toilet with the phone whilst I've been talking to her. Sometimes she tells me first, leading me on a bit and illustrating her actions with her talk. Other times the first I know is when I hear her pee hitting the water.

I sometimes have to pee when I'm on the phone for work. I have once done it whilst visiting an office - I went to a quiet area of the office away from the regular staff to find a quiet desk from which I could join a conference call. I'd already had a large mug of tea and then water with lunch. I took another mug of tea with me to the desk to make the call. The call went on and on. My bladder got fuller and fuller. I couldn't leave the call and I couldn't take the phone as it wasn't cordless. I was running out of options. I eventually looked around and considered the risk. There were very few people in that area of the office, so I pushed the set of drawers that were under the desk to the middle of the desk and positioned my chair so that it was between the drawers and the wall, making the bottom part of me pretty well hidden from casual observers. I tucked the chair well in under the desk and I undid my zip under the desk. I slipped my penis out of my trousers and pointed it off the front of the chair, down to the floor and relaxed, allowing a small spurt to escape and release some pressure. I thought I wouldn't let much out, just enough to reduce the predicament, but I was so desperate that I just kept peeing for about 20 seconds before I could shut off the flow. I didn't dare look down because that would draw attention to what I was doing. I let another 10 second spurt go, by which time I was far more comfortable, although far from empty. I knew I couldn't let it all go as the carpet wasn't thick and it would spread too much. I tucked my penis away and zipped up. Casually moved out from under the desk, sliding the set of drawers to the left to cover the evidence. I took a sneaky look as I did so and it was quite a puddle, but once the drawers were on top, nothing could be seen.

Other times at home when I've really needed to go whilst on a call, I take a towel and fold it up then sit on it with my trousers pulled down. I enjoy the warmth pooling around my bottoms and it is silent so nobody on the phone suspects a thing. When the call is finally over I simply put the towel in the wash. I usually need another towel to dry the chair where a bit has soaked through onto (thankfully wipe clean) chair and dry my backside.

Another good trick I've used is to put my handkerchief into a pint glass and pee gently into that. The handkerchief prevents the noise of the pee hitting the glass. Normally a pint glass is big enough, but if I'm really desperate I have to watch the filling glass and cut the flow before it overflows.

[steve25805 126,149]

WetFetishCat, that was awesome.

The thought of you just pissing on the carpet out of convenience really does it for me. Nice one.:thumbsup: