Women Pee Sound Effects

[Great Horned Owl 597]

Hi All,

Usually I am good at pee stories and since I have been into pee for 50 years I think I know quite a bit about women and their pee habits. However, there is one topic where my knowledge is lacking and I really need advice from women who are active on this forum. Men can comment if they know of a particular woman's behavior.

Do women try to adjust their flow in the toilet so they are not as loud in the bathroom for fear of being heard? Do women pay attention to their flow - Do they know they hiss, pour, splat or a combination? I have discussed this with my wife and she never cared who heard her in the bathroom. For those of you who are not familiar with her flow habits she is very loud in the toilet and pushes on her bladder at the very end of her pee to make sure all of her urine has been released. She has always been loud even as a young women coming of age per her report. I had another women tell me she had a big bladder and when I heard her she had a steady very long flow of 2 minutes plus.

Any comments would be appreciated.

Horney Old Owl

[Fuzywuzy 58]

I love listening to women. I always try to decipher from the sound what type of stream they are releasing. For some reason this topic doesn’t get a lot of play here. I to am curious about if ladies can anticipate their stream based on how badly they need to go etc

[knarf11 74]

My ex-wife told me she always hovered above the toilet s she could adjust her flow to hit the porcelain to keep the noise as low as possible.

[Great Horned Owl 597]

3 hours ago, knarf11 said:

My ex-wife told me she always hovered above the toilet s she could adjust her flow to hit the porcelain to keep the noise as low as possible.

Was she loud to begin with? I know women who adjust their positioning to not be as loud. Some succeed, some don't. I remember one in particular when I was listening to her at the county public library. I heard her twice. First time she poured straight into the water and loud and fast as I have ever heard a woman drain out. Very exciting with my heart beelating rapidly. When she entered the bathroom on another day I was so excited for the flow she would unleash, even before a drop was released. She tried to soften the sound of her piss by aiming her flow to the porcelain. No dice. She was so loud her splattering on the porcelain was still very audible as her flow was so loud. I got so aroused for a second time. She attempted to use the bathroom a third time but the one hole toilet was occupied. I wondered what she would have sounded like the third time. Unfortunately, she never returned to unleash her flow again.

I have heard women who had softer flows try to avoid the toilet water. At least that is the way it sounded when they started pissing in a public toilet. The women who start flowing into the bowl and then readjust so the flow hits the edge of the water, porcelain, etc are most guilty of this. I am only speculating this is true based on empirical information from listening to them. Having women chime in here could either refute or substantiate this claim.

The former wife here is one possible testimony that the above is true. More would be appreciated.

Horney Old Owl

[Great Horned Owl 597]

43 minutes ago, Great Horned Owl said:

Was she loud to begin with? I know women who adjust their positioning to not be as loud. Some succeed, some don't. I remember one in particular when I was listening to her at the county public library. I heard her twice. First time she poured straight into the water and loud and fast as I have ever heard a woman drain out. Very exciting with my heart beelating rapidly. When she entered the bathroom on another day I was so excited for the flow she would unleash, even before a drop was released. She tried to soften the sound of her piss by aiming her flow to the porcelain. No dice. She was so loud her splattering on the porcelain was still very audible as her flow was so loud. I got so aroused for a second time. She attempted to use the bathroom a third time but the one hole toilet was occupied. I wondered what she would have sounded like the third time. Unfortunately, she never returned to unleash her flow again.

I have heard women who had softer flows try to avoid the toilet water. At least that is the way it sounded when they started pissing in a public toilet. The women who start flowing into the bowl and then readjust so the flow hits the edge of the water, porcelain, etc are most guilty of this. I am only speculating this is true based on empirical information from listening to them. Having women chime in here could either refute or substantiate this claim.

The former wife here is one possible testimony that the above is true. More would be appreciated.

Horney Old Owl

Addendum: With respect to women trying to "hide" the sound of their pee. Most times women will use the porcelain or edge of the water to mitigate sound effects. However, on occasion a woman will go the other direction from starting her piss by hitting the edge of the water or porcelain and then mid to late flow start flowing or pouring into the water. The question is why: could be her flow diminishing which changes the trajectory or it could be deliberately especially if the flow sound effects happen early in the piss.

Comments please from women and others.

[knarf11 74]

2 hours ago, Great Horned Owl said:

Was she loud to begin with?

No she was more of a trickler.  She seemed to just let her pee trickle out, even when needing to pee quite badly.

[Great Horned Owl 597]

Some women are like this. My MIL is a hisser and tinkles a lot, albeit for three minutes or longer though. She is so sexy when it takes her forever to drain out!

[Carb0nBased 653]

14 hours ago, Great Horned Owl said:

However, on occasion a woman will go the other direction from starting her piss by hitting the edge of the water or porcelain and then mid to late flow start flowing or pouring into the water. The question is why: could be her flow diminishing which changes the trajectory or it could be deliberately especially if the flow sound effects happen early in the piss.

I have heard this too and I believe it's almost always NOT something intentional. It's just that women with slightly (or very) forward streams hit the porcelain in the front while their stream is high pressure, particularly in toilets with low water levels, but when the stream loses force, it falls straight down into the water. In toilets with a high water level, as is more common in public toilets, it's much more common to hear the stream always hitting the water for the whole pee--even for the same woman. Another thing that happens for certain women as streams die down (which I know from videos) is that the surface tension actually pulls the stream MORE to the edge, making it less of a steady pour into the water and more of a random sprinkle. If you hear that at the end, you can imagine that there will be some drops to wipe off.

[Misslittlecutie1 414]

My piss sounds will change depending on how my lips are formed at that time (I have big lips so they can be formed differently by how they’re squished in my panties if that makes sense). It can also differ by how much I have to pee and how desperate I am. Sometimes I only hiss while other times it’ll be a strong water flow. Sometimes you can tell my piss is hitting my lips as they flutter back and forth as my stream sprays through them. I don’t really try to hide my sounds as I just don’t care, but there are a few times I do depending on the company I’m around. If it’s someone I have a crush on then at times I hope they can hear my hiss in hopes they get turned on by it. My boyfriend often comments on how loud I piss when I’m desperate. He’s not into peeing but is often amazed with how loud I can be. 

[Fuzywuzy 58]

4 minutes ago, Misslittlecutie1 said:

My piss sounds will change depending on how my lips are formed at that time (I have big lips so they can be formed differently by how they’re squished in my panties if that makes sense). It can also differ by how much I have to pee and how desperate I am. Sometimes I only hiss while other times it’ll be a strong water flow. Sometimes you can tell my piss is hitting my lips as they flutter back and forth as my stream sprays through them. I don’t really try to hide my sounds as I just don’t care, but there are a few times I do depending on the company I’m around. If it’s someone I have a crush on then at times I hope they can hear my hiss in hopes they get turned on by it. My boyfriend often comments on how loud I piss when I’m desperate. He’s not into peeing but is often amazed with how loud I can be. 

Wow that’s terrific detail. Thank you. Are you able to adjust if you need to so your peace stream is more predictable? For example, do you know how you were going to pee before you go or is it on the fly as you go? And judging by what you say you cannot make yourself hiss on purpose. It’s more of a natural occurrence.

[Misslittlecutie1 414]

1 minute ago, Fuzywuzy said:

Wow that’s terrific detail. Thank you. Are you able to adjust if you need to so your peace stream is more predictable? For example, do you know how you were going to pee before you go or is it on the fly as you go? And judging by what you say you cannot make yourself hiss on purpose. It’s more of a natural occurrence.

I can adjust if I need to, yes. I just have to move my lips, but often times they move on their own and adjust by themselves so sometimes I may start off hissing and the second half is more of a loud flow. There have been times I was so desperate and with my lips being formed in a certain way my piss will completely miss the bowl (I hover in public toilets) and spray over the sides until I can adjust them to aim my pee back into the bowl again. I don’t know how I’ll sound at any time until I start going because my lips get in the way. The only thing I’ve found to be more consistent is when I sit down, spread my legs wide and pee that my lips will flutter back and forth with the stream. But other than that it’s always a surprise. 

[Great Horned Owl 597]

You sound really hot. Can u post a recording or two of your piss flows?

[Great Horned Owl 597]

12 minutes ago, Misslittlecutie1 said:

I can adjust if I need to, yes. I just have to move my lips, but often times they move on their own and adjust by themselves so sometimes I may start off hissing and the second half is more of a loud flow. There have been times I was so desperate and with my lips being formed in a certain way my piss will completely miss the bowl (I hover in public toilets) and spray over the sides until I can adjust them to aim my pee back into the bowl again. I don’t know how I’ll sound at any time until I start going because my lips get in the way. The only thing I’ve found to be more consistent is when I sit down, spread my legs wide and pee that my lips will flutter back and forth with the stream. But other than that it’s always a surprise. 

Sounds really exciting not knowing how your pee will sound. As a pee observer seeing a woman I try to "predict" how she will pee. If it is a woman I know, and unpredictable pee is very exciting- the anticipation! I had an ex girlfriend who could hiss/tinkle, splat on porcelain or a steady 25 second flow in the water. Her desperation and how much liquid consumed and type of fluids also impacted the type of flow.

[Misslittlecutie1 414]

1 minute ago, Great Horned Owl said:

Sounds really exciting not knowing how your pee will sound. As a pee observer seeing a woman I try to "predict" how she will pee. If it is a woman I know, and unpredictable pee is very exciting- the anticipation! I had an ex girlfriend who could hiss/tinkle, splat on porcelain or a steady 25 second flow in the water. Her desperation and how much liquid consumed and type of fluids also impacted the type of flow.

Did the size of her lips make a difference in how she sounded? That’s the only conclusion I have come to in how a woman’s pee can change throughout the stream. 

[Great Horned Owl 597]

She was not into pee so I had to tread carefully plus she was a temperamental witch. Given the above I could not produce too much into her pee habits. I do know that when I fed her beers that her flow was very forceful and always resulted in a 18 second or so moderate splat on the porcelain. If drinking wine she was very horney so my cock was often inside her and interfering with her stream. She would be a more hissy tinkling girl with wine, even more so after sex.

[Library_Lady 131]

1 hour ago, Misslittlecutie1 said:

There have been times I was so desperate and with my lips being formed in a certain way my piss will completely miss the bowl (I hover in public toilets) and spray over the sides until I can adjust them to aim my pee back into the bowl again

I too have large labia that usually extend beyond the "slit" as it were and are held in place squished by panties.  There are times during my period when the lips will stick together as if glued and if I apply a bit of pressure at the start of the pee the pee will dam up behind them and as they fill up suddenly burst out in a gushing flood which can squirt over the edge of the bowl if seated or cause a mess if hovering.

The flood is usually preceded by a trickle from the lower/rear of the vaginal area and runs backwards over the anus where it then drips downwards. So if you hear a drip drip drip GUSH spray trickle that's what's happening (if I'm the one you're listening to).