Women Pee Sound Effects

[Great Horned Owl 592]

Hi All,

Usually I am good at pee stories and since I have been into pee for 50 years I think I know quite a bit about women and their pee habits. However, there is one topic where my knowledge is lacking and I really need advice from women who are active on this forum. Men can comment if they know of a particular woman's behavior.

Do women try to adjust their flow in the toilet so they are not as loud in the bathroom for fear of being heard? Do women pay attention to their flow - Do they know they hiss, pour, splat or a combination? I have discussed this with my wife and she never cared who heard her in the bathroom. For those of you who are not familiar with her flow habits she is very loud in the toilet and pushes on her bladder at the very end of her pee to make sure all of her urine has been released. She has always been loud even as a young women coming of age per her report. I had another women tell me she had a big bladder and when I heard her she had a steady very long flow of 2 minutes plus.

Any comments would be appreciated.

Horney Old Owl

[Fuzywuzy 58]

I love listening to women. I always try to decipher from the sound what type of stream they are releasing. For some reason this topic doesn’t get a lot of play here. I to am curious about if ladies can anticipate their stream based on how badly they need to go etc

[knarf11 74]

My ex-wife told me she always hovered above the toilet s she could adjust her flow to hit the porcelain to keep the noise as low as possible.

[Great Horned Owl 592]

3 hours ago, knarf11 said:

My ex-wife told me she always hovered above the toilet s she could adjust her flow to hit the porcelain to keep the noise as low as possible.

Was she loud to begin with? I know women who adjust their positioning to not be as loud. Some succeed, some don't. I remember one in particular when I was listening to her at the county public library. I heard her twice. First time she poured straight into the water and loud and fast as I have ever heard a woman drain out. Very exciting with my heart beelating rapidly. When she entered the bathroom on another day I was so excited for the flow she would unleash, even before a drop was released. She tried to soften the sound of her piss by aiming her flow to the porcelain. No dice. She was so loud her splattering on the porcelain was still very audible as her flow was so loud. I got so aroused for a second time. She attempted to use the bathroom a third time but the one hole toilet was occupied. I wondered what she would have sounded like the third time. Unfortunately, she never returned to unleash her flow again.

I have heard women who had softer flows try to avoid the toilet water. At least that is the way it sounded when they started pissing in a public toilet. The women who start flowing into the bowl and then readjust so the flow hits the edge of the water, porcelain, etc are most guilty of this. I am only speculating this is true based on empirical information from listening to them. Having women chime in here could either refute or substantiate this claim.

The former wife here is one possible testimony that the above is true. More would be appreciated.

Horney Old Owl

[Great Horned Owl 592]

43 minutes ago, Great Horned Owl said:

Was she loud to begin with? I know women who adjust their positioning to not be as loud. Some succeed, some don't. I remember one in particular when I was listening to her at the county public library. I heard her twice. First time she poured straight into the water and loud and fast as I have ever heard a woman drain out. Very exciting with my heart beelating rapidly. When she entered the bathroom on another day I was so excited for the flow she would unleash, even before a drop was released. She tried to soften the sound of her piss by aiming her flow to the porcelain. No dice. She was so loud her splattering on the porcelain was still very audible as her flow was so loud. I got so aroused for a second time. She attempted to use the bathroom a third time but the one hole toilet was occupied. I wondered what she would have sounded like the third time. Unfortunately, she never returned to unleash her flow again.

I have heard women who had softer flows try to avoid the toilet water. At least that is the way it sounded when they started pissing in a public toilet. The women who start flowing into the bowl and then readjust so the flow hits the edge of the water, porcelain, etc are most guilty of this. I am only speculating this is true based on empirical information from listening to them. Having women chime in here could either refute or substantiate this claim.

The former wife here is one possible testimony that the above is true. More would be appreciated.

Horney Old Owl

Addendum: With respect to women trying to "hide" the sound of their pee. Most times women will use the porcelain or edge of the water to mitigate sound effects. However, on occasion a woman will go the other direction from starting her piss by hitting the edge of the water or porcelain and then mid to late flow start flowing or pouring into the water. The question is why: could be her flow diminishing which changes the trajectory or it could be deliberately especially if the flow sound effects happen early in the piss.

Comments please from women and others.

[knarf11 74]

2 hours ago, Great Horned Owl said:

Was she loud to begin with?

No she was more of a trickler.  She seemed to just let her pee trickle out, even when needing to pee quite badly.

[Great Horned Owl 592]

Some women are like this. My MIL is a hisser and tinkles a lot, albeit for three minutes or longer though. She is so sexy when it takes her forever to drain out!

[Carb0nBased 652]

14 hours ago, Great Horned Owl said:

However, on occasion a woman will go the other direction from starting her piss by hitting the edge of the water or porcelain and then mid to late flow start flowing or pouring into the water. The question is why: could be her flow diminishing which changes the trajectory or it could be deliberately especially if the flow sound effects happen early in the piss.

I have heard this too and I believe it's almost always NOT something intentional. It's just that women with slightly (or very) forward streams hit the porcelain in the front while their stream is high pressure, particularly in toilets with low water levels, but when the stream loses force, it falls straight down into the water. In toilets with a high water level, as is more common in public toilets, it's much more common to hear the stream always hitting the water for the whole pee--even for the same woman. Another thing that happens for certain women as streams die down (which I know from videos) is that the surface tension actually pulls the stream MORE to the edge, making it less of a steady pour into the water and more of a random sprinkle. If you hear that at the end, you can imagine that there will be some drops to wipe off.