Biggest mess you've ever made?

[MochiHeart 8]

I don't have a fun response to this question 😕 But mine is, I tried peeing on a book but I peed waayyy too much and I'm not one that can control her pee very well so it ended up getting it all over the carpet. Not great. Nobody watches me so it was annoying because I basically did it for no reason 

[Mickster 18]

Haha did that too! Pissed all over a magazine and it got everywhere lol😇

[nutinfancy 615]

I decided to wet the bed one night, I was only going to pee a little,  but once I started I could stop!

Soaked the bed ! I didn't mind I went back to sleep,  but when my wife woke up and was wet and asked if I pissed in the bed and there was no denying it! Then she stripped the bed and told me if I did it again she'd beat me!!

 

[Horse_water 694]

I'm going to include a story that is a team effort that I was the instigator of.  Me and some guys who lived in the same apartment complex where having beers smoking hookah etc and were on our way out for the evening. To leave we had to walk though an outdoor stairwell. It was not abnormal for us to piss there from time to time but on this night I starting things off by letting out a big stream as the other guys were walking out the door behind me. Almost like we had planned it  the two other guys posted up next to me on either side and joined in. All three of us together completely covered the wall the floor with what must have been close to a gallon of piss. You could not walk though the place without stepping in it. Fast forward a few hours and we are on our way back in and things have dried out a little bit but it is still a complete mess and we went at round two. This time we were even more desperate and filled up and we must have pissed for almost two minutes. The whole landing, and wall were covered and it was running down the last few stairs.  honestly one of my favorite memories and something I can only hope to surpass.

[Fuzywuzy 58]

Just a few weeks ago I was leaving a sporting event and had a massive beer piss on hold. As we got to the car, I unleashed a massive piss near a wall that actually funneled down a ramp like a river. My lady was laughing because my piss was never ending and how long the river went down the ramp. Pissed overall like a minute. Big strong steady steam with some power spurts at the end. It felt so good to let it go and to have my lady comment on my piss.

[AugustWet42 19]

The biggest mess I ever made was when I asked a girl I was holding with online what she wanted me to do.... She wanted me to wet in a store so I went into a fast food place that was only half busy and sat at a table in some old jeans. I had been holding for hours so as soon as I let go my pants and the chair became completely soaked. I recorded it all for her and uploaded it to eroprofile. I will do whatever a woman tells me when it comes to pee games, but the giant puddle I left was one of several very public wettings I've done.

[Klaudia99 347]

12 hours ago, MochiHeart said:

I don't have a fun response to this question 😕 But mine is, I tried peeing on a book but I peed waayyy too much and I'm not one that can control her pee very well so it ended up getting it all over the carpet. Not great. Nobody watches me so it was annoying because I basically did it for no reason 

I would like to see you pee on a book, it must be incredibly sweet.

[Carb0nBased 652]

On 11/24/2024 at 3:32 PM, MochiHeart said:

I don't have a fun response to this question 😕 But mine is, I tried peeing on a book but I peed waayyy too much and I'm not one that can control her pee very well so it ended up getting it all over the carpet. Not great. Nobody watches me so it was annoying because I basically did it for no reason 

What was so wrong with that book that it "deserved" this treatment??

[Remi 1,044]

On 11/25/2024 at 12:32 AM, MochiHeart said:

Nobody watches me so it was annoying because I basically did it for no reason 

It wasn't for no reason at all. You explored, you learned. Thats where success comes from. Next time you know to put a towel under the book. I'm also sure that when you think back to it you feel something positive aswell.

As for nobody watching, you just shared this lovely story which sparked the fantasy of a few interested readers of your post i bet, it certainly did it for me. This playful way of exploring your kink, even if it doesn't go as planned, is pretty cute. Plus you can 'rewatch' that experience in your mind all the time. If you want to re-watch it for real you could always record it just for yourself (just be sure that no one else has got a grip on that device!). When i rewatch some of my older stuff its usually fun, even if its not of my biggest mess 😅

As for my 'biggest' mess i'm not sure. In terms of just sheer size it was probably me peeing down into the basement from one floor above in an apartment building. It seemed to spray everywhere creating a huge puddle (and a lot of noise 😅🤫)

Edited November 26 by Remi

[jorel2012 241]

I once tried to pee a little bit in my car while driving home.
First I let out only small spurts and enjoyed the feeling of a damp underwear.
As usual when the kink kicks in, I let go another spurt and another, bigger and longer.  Long story short, when I arrived home my jeans were soaked and it felt amazing but the seat in my car was soaked as well and it took me some time to get the smell out and clean everything. 
 

The biggest mess was done by my wife when she surprised me in my home office. While I was on the phone she sent her spurts all over my armchair, the table and many spots on the floor. 
Our deal is that I have to clean after her, so it was my mess in a certain way 😉