Guys of peefans got a question

[Miss Piss 272]

What’s is your funniest story about peeing with morning wood?

[Simon48 276]

I remember once when i woke up with a big hard on. So lay in bed pissing on myself and wanking. The peeing was turning me on so much that i shot my load straight into my eye. 

My eye went a bit red and then i had to explain it away at work all day 🤣

[nutinfancy 543]

One Saturday morning I woke up with a piss hard, and I say piss hard because I really needed to piss!! My wife saw it and decided to ride it.

Well for me when I have a hardon like that the more desperate I need to pee the better it feels when she's just grinding while riding and that was what she was doing and it doesn't take long for me to cum.

But after a came this time she just kept on riding/grinding and the pressure on my bladder became unbearable and I started to piss inside her ! And told her I was pissing which she knew , she raised up of me, I kept pissing I couldn't  stop ! Pissed on both of us and the bed!! And what I pissed in her along with my cum came of her and on me!!

I loved it! Her not as much because we had to strip the bed and let it dry!!

Needless to say if I wake up with a piss hard she does just get on and ride it. 😥

[Horse_water 588]

When I was in college I lived in a van for a while. One morning I woke up busting to piss so I got out and walked over to the bushes on the side of the road and pulled my shorts down and let my wood flop out. I was completely hard and had to go so bad I immediately started peeing. It was at that time that this women who was collecting cans walked down the driveway next to me. I couldn't stop even if I wanted to and I saw her look down at my cock look up at me and then back down again at my dick. She watched for a moment and then went on her way. I wish she had stayed around for the whole show but she defiantly got a good look. lol.

[Laharl 76]

When I was about 23-24, I struggled with insomnia. To where I didn't sleep a lot, but when I did I was out of it pretty well. One morning I must of had one hell of a dream, because I just remember waking up really hard and pissing. Which in itself was really weird because it's never happened again, nor before that time. I figured maybe the medication at the time did something, but it was really weird. 

[closetpeefa 42]

Cant say at the time it was funny but looking back now it is prob 15 years ago first time ever staying in my ex house woke fully naked morning horn and boosting to pee which was all manageable until i realised i also was going to vomit from to much drink the night before ,not knowing where the toilet was i ran straight for bedroom window opened it up and head out while cock up and out also best i could got sick and peed at same time and then if that wasnt embarassing enough i ended up letting of a fart just for good measure

[Kevvvv 288]

still cant do it.  smh