What Is The Longest Pee You've Ever Seen Or Heard ?

[George06 6]

While there have been a couple of threads regarding your personal best this question is phrased a little differently. What is the longest pee you've ever personally either seen or heard. In my web surfing I have discovered many tales where, for example, a woman was in a public restroom at a shopping mall or concert where some mysterious stranger peed on and on as if there were no end to her urine supply.

So this is the time to spill the beans on the bladdergiants.

[Kirby23 937]

I don't know if I can nail down a specific instance of "longest pee I've ever witnessed," but my wife has had some doozies.

She has a very big bladder and is usually pretty good at holding. But sometimes she gets to a point of desperation and when she's able to release, it goes on FOREVER. 

One recent occurrence happened a few weeks ago, she and I were out for some rare day drinking on a mutual day off of work. We'd had pints at a few different local breweries, and were driving (in the country) from one brewery to another. She let me know she was desperate, and that I should find a place to pull off. It took a while because the area we were in, although rural, was still somewhat residential. Eventually I found a semi-secluded pull-off near a farmer's field and pulled over. She hopped out and, after opening both car doors to somewhat shield herself, assumed a high squat position and let loose.

From my vantage point in the driver's seat, I had a good view and could see everything. Her pee was perfectly clear, and was somewhat between a steady trickle and a strong stream. She went FOREVER. I didn't time it, but it must have been longer than a minute. She pulled her pants back up (didn't wipe), and we were on our way.

[JDG 864]

That must be one of my girlfriend. We were driving home from holiday, which was like 1400 kilometers or something so a long drive. At one point we had been driving for about 3 hours, so we were planning on stopping on the next parking to rest for a bit, swap driver, have a drink and ofcourse pee. But suddenly the traffic came to a halt. There was a big accident not too far in front of us and the entire highway got closed. There was a detour, but the accident was so near that the detour started behind us, so basically we were trapped between the accident and the starting point of the detour. 

People started getting out of their cars to play football on the highway, have picknicks, chatting to each other and those kind of things. Ofcourse people needed to pee too. Some people (only men actually) jumped the guard rail to pee in the bushes along the highway. We were however parked next to a pretty steep cliff, so couldn't do that and decided to keep holding. After 3 hours of standing in the exact same spot it became too much for my girlfriend and she bursting beyond anything she'd ever experienced before. 

As I said she couldn't jump the guard rail, so she had to settle for squatting next to the car on the tarmac, accepting that the truck driver behind us could see her from his high cabin. She however said "I'm so bursting I wouldn't even care if the King saw me" and pulled her pants down. The strongest stream I've ever seen shot out of her pussy with a loud hiss, absolutely flooding the tarmac. It even attracted a woman from 3 cars over, she apparently heard the sound and came walking towards us to check what it was. A bit embarrassed she found what the source of the sound was and with a red face turned around. 

I am not exaggerating if my gf kept pissing for almost 2 minutes and that the puddle was beyond anything I'd ever seen. Even a big rain shower wouldn't have been able to create this. Right there and then I actually felt bad for her as she was so desperate and had to expose herself, but I was equally excited and to this day it's still a memory I masturbate to from time to time. 

Fun fact: my gf was the first girl to pee, but other girls started going after her as well with the very first one being the red faced lady. 

[Overlord 442]

I really don't want to brag and my story surely isn't as hot as the last ones. But I think the longest pee I ever witnessed in my life was, is and will be from myself.

It's mostly after a good night with a few (lot) of beers and a long good sleep. I'll then wake up in the morning with the urge to pee, but sometimes I am just lazy enough to not go. So I drink a bit of water, brush the urge off and fall asleep again. Now most will think that's the moment when he pisses the bed. No. Miraculously my body is able to keep it in for a few hours more. Don't ask me how this works but it works. So after a few hours more of sleep I then wake up again with hardwood in my pants and the pressure of a well fired steam engine in my bladder.

Now there is no escape anymore, I need to piss immediately. So I stumble to the bathroom and not rarely I piss for a good 1:30-2:00 minutes. With a good, hard stream. I guess it's around 1.5-2 liters maybe even a bit more.