Culture Shock [Causual Peeing at a Picnic]

[Foobar 786]

During the winter break after my first semester in university, I went back to my homeland for the first time in over a decade. I stayed at various family, but the most interesting thing happened when I was at my aunt's village.

She took me to a picnic kind of thing with a lot of other women from the village. It was in a field, a pretty serene and natural place. There were no benches so we sat or squatted on the ground.

Amidst conversation, one of the aunties, maybe 55 or 60, subtly adjusted her position and clothes. In this process she had exposed her unshaven dark bush, I wasn't sure why she was flashing us, but suddenly a split yellow stream sprung out. A puddle formed and enlargened, but nobody seemed to care, and even the lady herself still was conversing. Once the stream stopped, she covered herself up again, acting as if it was normal. I figured maybe she has some medical problem and who am I to judge?

Shortly thereafter, my aunt who is 34 and has no bladder issues surprised me further. While praising the food, she adjusted her skirt, and pulled her panties, revealing some stubble down there. Making me wonder whether my uncle has been getting lucky lately or not, what an absurd thought, but I was reminded that this wasn't a "show and tell" when the thick stream erupted. "Aunty!" I whispered to her, to which she responded "what, I needed to pee", also acting if it's perfectly okay to just take a piss right there. She continued to sit behind her puddle after letting her panties fall in place.

Not much later, a woman my age (mid 20s) approaches me. She had questions about my studies and was curious about if she could study in my country too. Without missing a beat, she lowered her jeans and pink panties (a departure from the cultural attire of the others) to her knees as she continued to squat. Her's was clean shaven, in this culture that's a red flag for her age given she's not married, who is she shaving for? As expected, she too allows a stream out, though she tries to keep it quiet unlike the elders who were not afraid of making a splash. Also, unlike the others, she used tissue, not a common sight here. I asked her why they all just pee, and she countered asking if in my country nobody has a bladder to empty.

By the end of the gathering there about just as many puddles as there were attendees. Nobody seemed to care that they apparently attempted to turn this field into a swamp.

 

[Mojovo 47]

when I say I want cultural change, this is what I mean.

[pee2poop 131]

Love the culture idea, maybe write about other countries habits too. Great work.