Potted plant designated for pissing

[Kamika 242]

I may or may have not used my housemate’s plants to pee in. 😌

But I am interested in getting one for myself because I’m scared I will kill the poor lady’s plants. 
If I get one for myself, which one would you recommend?

[Alpian 687]

Hot idea, I'm totally for it 🙂 

Not being female and not having dared to experiment myself, my contribution should be taken with a grain of salt.

Choose a sufficiently large pot - I'd say >30 liters (>10 gallons) if you want your plant to survive and avoid pee seeping out from underneath. A larger pot will also facilitate your aim. As to the relative survival rates of different species, I have no clue. Scientific studies have been done to find the ideal mix for fertilization and came to about 10% pee, 90% water. Some recommend a day's pee per square meter (10sq ft) of garden soil per year. The maximum tolerance is much higher than this optimum. As I'm not turned on by my own pee, I never tried...

Many women in porn videos seem to prefer tree-like plants with a stem, leaving enough space to position themselves to pee.

Below a couple use cases from the internet with my comments.

 

(Kind of) large pot, stem-like plant:

Plants like thyme, soleirolia or isotoma are likely good against backsplash, but they tend to be small and I don't know how long they would last.

Examples of plants being drowned, the pot won't hold a full bladder worth of urine:

Too much nitrogen colors the leaves dark, here an example that's sure to die if she continues like that:

 

 

Edited August 15 by Alpian
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[ChrisS 513]

I did a decent amount of research on this and determined that Salicornia Pacifica (or any of the Salicornia genus) are the most likely to survive a frequent dousing of urine 😉

It took me awhile to find one but I finally did! Unfortunately it was practically dead when I bought it (so dead they didn’t charge me anything for it) so have nursing it back to health and haven’t yet started really stressing it with super frequent urine but it’s doing great so far with pee about once a week. 

[PeeNJ 5]

Nice topic, I have a few potted plants in my office at work... giving me new thoughts.... anyone want to help me water my plants 

[Alpian 687]

@ChrisS, never thought about salt marsh plants - that's an interesting approach!

[ChrisS 513]

The goal was to find something that could survive entirely on my girlfriend’s pee and never need regular water! I’ll report back how it goes as the plant recovers and we pee on it more!

[ChrisS 513]

The goal was to find something that could survive entirely on my girlfriend’s pee and never need regular water! I’ll report back how it goes as the plant recovers and we pee on it more!

[Kamika 242]

1 hour ago, ChrisS said:

The goal was to find something that could survive entirely on my girlfriend’s pee and never need regular water! I’ll report back how it goes as the plant recovers and we pee on it more!

Include pics if possible!