Pee in books

[pee4u 45]

Peeing is exciting in most of its manifeststions, but one thing that turns me on is peeing in a context which os not directly related to peeing or porn. More specifically, I refer to books where peeing is described as part of the general story. Here are two examples from books I have read recently:

"Don't let's go to the dogs tonight" (yes, this is the correct title). It starts with the author (still a young girl) being desperate to pee, but holding as much as she can, since the toilet could lead to encounters with venomous spiders and snakes. Lter on inthe book, as she travels in a jeep with her parents, she and her older sister need to pee. The older sister asks her younger one to keep a lookout while she pees, but when the younger sister asks for the same favour she is told she is still too young to worry about that.

In another booh, a mistery thriller staged in Scotland (sorry, I do not remember the author nor the title) , the protagonist has been driving for a while indeserted areas when she needa to stop for a pee. Relying on the mist and the lonelyness of the place, she goes a short distance off the road, but while she hikes her skirt and begins to pee, she feels she is not alone. In fact, she son realizes she is surrounded by sheep, who nuzzle her.

I found boththese descriptions rather exciting. Has anyone come across similar passages?

[Admin 14,791]

Both interesting accounts - I completely agree that there's something rather exciting/interesting about seeing references to pee in general mainstream work. It's often an avoided subject in books and I'm desperately trying to remember one specific book I read that had something just as you described.

I do remember unexpectedly reading about a golden shower in a Ben Elton book, but it was in a sex scene (click here and go to bottom of page 179 if interested).

[ironbladderman 38]

I think its good to have some erotic content that's not overly explicit; I mean sure when we are young we look at the most explicit stuff we can find. Its just nice to have a little something to give you a thrill while reading something that is not pornographic.

[uniloo 98]

Another book where peeing enters the main story plot is volume 1 (and maybe other volumes as well) of 'Bio of a Space Tyrant' by Piers Anthony.

On the refugee space bubble, Hope finds himself sharing a cabin with a girl, Helse, who, for various reasons, is disguised as a boy - which means that she has to use the male toilets. The first time it is their turn to use the 'head', to his surprise she pulls him in with her. The story explains how there are separate receptacles for solids and liquids - the solids collector, a potty chair with handholds, being usable by both sexes but in the male toilets the liquids collector was a aperture at waist height in the wall with footbars on the floor so that the user could anchor himself in place in the zero gravity. Hope used the liquid collector first, then it was Helse's turn. Especially on a multi-day journey, she could not "sit" on the solids collector and urinate into that as this would clog and break the dry-composting system - she had to use the liquids collector. She went slightly red as she told Hope that he would have to hold her against the wall. It describes in some detail how she squatted against the wall, with him holding her in place, and urinated into the required opening.

[cyclonus 79]

I think stephen king is into peeing. In many of his books (e.g The Last Stand & It) are little peeing or desperation scenes.

[Arcticguy 67]

In the series A Song of Ice and Fire (The books Game of Thrones is based on) the queen gets imprisoned. She is furious because of it, so she throws her chamber pot against the wall. Later she has to go, so she needs to do it on the floor. I really hope this scene makes it to the TV series, but I'm not too hopeful (Although they did show a male dwarf pissing off a giant wall of ice). There was also a scene in the books that was unsurprisingly cut from the TV show, where a little girl posing as a boy got caught while imprisoned too, because she had to pee. This wasn't obviously arousing to me because of her age, but the first one was quite exciting and unexpected to come across. I recommend reading the books if you're into fantasy (They aren't typical fantasy books though, much more dark and realistic)

[pee4u 45]

thanks arcticguy, that sounds interesting

[Mishu420 138]

In the series A Song of Ice and Fire (The books Game of Thrones is based on) the queen gets imprisoned. She is furious because of it, so she throws her chamber pot against the wall. Later she has to go, so she needs to do it on the floor. I really hope this scene makes it to the TV series, but I'm not too hopeful (Although they did show a male dwarf pissing off a giant wall of ice). There was also a scene in the books that was unsurprisingly cut from the TV show, where a little girl posing as a boy got caught while imprisoned too, because she had to pee. This wasn't obviously arousing to me because of her age, but the first one was quite exciting and unexpected to come across. I recommend reading the books if you're into fantasy (They aren't typical fantasy books though, much more dark and realistic)

I honestly haven't watched much GOT but my wife is into it. And good lord if that dragon queen girl is gonna start peeing, I'll be damn sure to catch that episode!

The novel of The Exorcist also contains the part in which Regan pees on the floor. Alas, I don't remember the exact wording but it did describe her as "urinating gushingly" on the carpet.

In Sarah Silverman's book "The Bedwetter" aside from some fairly non-descriptive stories about wetting through childhood. There's a really cute part where she talks about casually peeing outside while wearing a skirt in front of Louis C.K. She mentions something about it making a "bloop" noise as it splashed into a puddle on the ground.

[peeter 465]

Don't the pages get all soggy if you pee in books thus making it difficult to read the book,just a thought.

[Mishu420 138]

Don't the pages get all soggy if you pee in books thus making it difficult to read the book,just a thought.

If you just take a hair dryer to it or like leave on the heater for awhile it usually dries up for the most part. But a lotta times pages will like stick together and stuff.

I generally read those books with the "easy tear pages", like the old coloring books use to have when you were a kid. Those are cool cause you can just tear out the pages and parts of the book that were boring as you're reading it. If someone pees on those, it's generally a lot easier to just dry them out cause there's that many less pages and more distance between them and what not.

[peeter 465]

If you just take a hair dryer to it or like leave on the heater for awhile it usually dries up for the most part. But a lotta times pages will like stick together and stuff.

I generally read those books with the "easy tear pages", like the old coloring books use to have when you were a kid. Those are cool cause you can just tear out the pages and parts of the book that were boring as you're reading it. If someone pees on those, it's generally a lot easier to just dry them out cause there's that many less pages and more distance between them and what not.

Are you speaking from experience then coz it certainly sounds it.:biggrin:

[Mishu420 138]

Are you speaking from experience then coz it certainly sounds it.:biggrin:

I've never peed on or really handled peed on books but I just imagine that those things would work to dry it and the easy-tears would be easier to dry. I concede I might be mistaken.