New kinda pissin contest, but I lost

[TylerHasFun 1,099]

I have always had pissin contests with my friends since high school, still do sometimes.  We done all kinds, who can  piss the furthest, or who can aim the best where we put out empty bottles or cans and try to get piss inside without spilling. Or we will stand next to a car in a parking lot and try to see who can keep his arch over the car the longest before getting on it.  Last weekend me and my friend Chris went to our other friend, Mikey's apartment.  Got drunk and decided to have a new spin on a pissing contest, who can piss the longest.  Not just that but piss the longest while walking up the stairs and not getting shit on ourselves.  Couldnt fit all three of us in a row on the stairs so was just me and Chris.  Basically walked the same speed up the stairs and see who can piss the most steps, basically the longest, see how many flights we can make it.  We held in our piss for hours, finally we started at the bottom floor and made our way up, after about a minute and five flights up, almost the top floor and fucker beat me by like 10 seconds longer.  Bro is a fucking camel as much he can piss.  The stairs were pretty soaked too, lucked out no one was coming down the stairs when we done it.   MIkey was just staring at the mess, lol.  Yo it was a lot of piss.  

We always be doing dumb shit like that, it was fun.

[BadBoy21 657]

Fuck thats so hot! How do you not get hard doing this?!  Love how your friends are so into this too

[TylerHasFun 1,099]

17 hours ago, BadBoy21 said:

Fuck thats so hot! How do you not get hard doing this?!  Love how your friends are so into this too

Lol, practice I guess.  I be doing this shit for so long now.  I mean sometimes I get a little hard.  I think they all know I got this thing with pissing so they just fuck with me about it for a little when they see me gettin hard, but thats all.  I mean aint like they didnt see my dick before, hard or soft.  And bro they love just taking a piss outside, they always sort of done it, I just doing it more, and then they just started joining in more to.