I had the most incredible dream last night

[PissOnMyParade 447]

I was at a bar, and basically how it worked was there were only male toilets and men required tickets to unlock them, which they acquired through paying for their drinks. Tickets came locked in a small, handheld safe which could only be unlocked by the man in question’s own specific fingerprint. Women had free drinks all night and were therefore unable to acquire tickets in order to unlock the doors to the mens toilets, however they otherwise had total freedom over how, where, and in what body position they could pee, with the sole exception of not being allowed to pee behind the bar. If a woman opted to wait for a man to unlock the toilet door for her, she was required to give that man a golden shower, and could be banned from the bar if she got caught refusing. The bar had a policy of hiring only female staff, so they too had no choice but to pee in front of everyone.

Edited June 6 by PissOnMyParade

[Overlord 451]

Well, sounds like a dream. But a good one! I would go to that bar at least.

[sandrooo 38]

On 6/6/2024 at 9:32 AM, PissOnMyParade said:

I was at a bar, and basically how it worked was there were only male toilets and men required tickets to unlock them, which they acquired through paying for their drinks. Tickets came locked in a small, handheld safe which could only be unlocked by the man in question’s own specific fingerprint. Women had free drinks all night and were therefore unable to acquire tickets in order to unlock the doors to the mens toilets, however they otherwise had total freedom over how, where, and in what body position they could pee, with the sole exception of not being allowed to pee behind the bar. If a woman opted to wait for a man to unlock the toilet door for her, she was required to give that man a golden shower, and could be banned from the bar if she got caught refusing. The bar had a policy of hiring only female staff, so they too had no choice but to pee in front of everyone.

That bar would probably make more money than a multinational corporation...