MIL Piss

[Great Horned Owl 575]

All,

The fiancé I write about is now my wife and she continues to be amazing in the bathroom, bedroom and in other areas.

Though things have changed a bit in family dynamics we still have fun episodes in the bathroom.

My wife and I were having an early morning romantic encounter when my MIL who was too drunk to drive home let out her morning piss. She used the guest bedroom that is adjacent to our bedroom and shares a Jack and Jill bathroom arrangement with us.

The bathroom door was open two inches on our end so I could see and hear everything as she could hear the wife moaning and groaning while she climaxed.

Mom stumbled to the toilet in her black nightie and panties, abruptly pulled her panties down and sat down quickly while letting out a very loud hiss and splat on the edge of the porcelain and water which lasted 35 seconds. Her flow cut off abruptly for 3 seconds then her long tinkling started and lasted for another minute and 33 seconds. This was so exciting that my erection got even harder and lasted longer causing a huge load of cum to be expelled. The wife said, "you came a lot this morning". I did not tell her I was extra excited due to listening to her mom in the bathroom.

Hot times.

Horney Old Owl

 

[Brad Wallis 81]

On 3/11/2024 at 10:42 PM, Great Horned Owl said:

All,

The fiancé I write about is now my wife and she continues to be amazing in the bathroom, bedroom and in other areas.

Though things have changed a bit in family dynamics we still have fun episodes in the bathroom.

My wife and I were having an early morning romantic encounter when my MIL who was too drunk to drive home let out her morning piss. She used the guest bedroom that is adjacent to our bedroom and shares a Jack and Jill bathroom arrangement with us.

The bathroom door was open two inches on our end so I could see and hear everything as she could hear the wife moaning and groaning while she climaxed.

Mom stumbled to the toilet in her black nightie and panties, abruptly pulled her panties down and sat down quickly while letting out a very loud hiss and splat on the edge of the porcelain and water which lasted 35 seconds. Her flow cut off abruptly for 3 seconds then her long tinkling started and lasted for another minute and 33 seconds. This was so exciting that my erection got even harder and lasted longer causing a huge load of cum to be expelled. The wife said, "you came a lot this morning". I did not tell her I was extra excited due to listening to her mom in the bathroom.

Hot times.

Horney Old Owl

 

You always share such sexy stories my friend.  I can only imagine how erotic it would be to finish in my woman while listening to my mother in law taking a two-minute pee next door!  And I’m sure your wife had to go after that as well!

[Great Horned Owl 575]

Yeah, my wife is hot but my MIL looks pretty darn good at 56. I love hearing her long hissy splats followed by forever tinkling. She does not even bother to close the door when I am around. Just the other day this 5.7 140 lb woman with a full "C" cup and lots of bling with blonde highlights in her wavy shoulder length brown hair was wearing a tight slinky black dress with a slit and 3 inch heels when she stopped over for a visit. Of course, she said she had not taken a piss since lunch or about 4 hours so she was very full. Before I could probably greet her she ran to the toilet and pulled her white lacy panties down and started hissing very loudly before she even finished sitting down which lasted 35 seconds followed by a minute of a light flow in the water. This is her typical piss. Without even thinking she wiped, pulled her panties up and strutted out of the bathroom right in front of me. Mind you I made a very large deposit inside my wife afterwards. Hot indeed. By the way my sister in law broke up with her BF so she will be around more often as well.

[Great Horned Owl 575]

MIL flaunts her body and is an open door pisser around me. She is hot as hell also!!

[Great Horned Owl 575]

All,

My attractive MIL asked me to go shopping for some items for her home and she needed a male opinion. This shopping took several hours since we frequented several establishments and ate a lunch out that lasted an hour an hour and a half including 4 8oz glasses of water and 2 6 Oz glasses of wine for her.

As usual MIL is a classy lady and dresses to impress. She wore a sleeveless tight slinky grey dress, 3 inch heels, push up bra that accentuated her full "C" cup, extensive make-up, new hairdo, gold necklace, earrings and bracelets and a nice feminine scent to top things off. I picked her up at 10am and did nit arrive back at my house till 5 pm where her daughters were to join us later for dinner. MIL is a classy woman but is very open about her bladder and when she needs to empty it out.

On the way home she was really squirming in my front seat and when we were 10 minutes from my house she had a small accident in my car where she wet her panties and her hand rhat was trying to hold her pee in. I could smell the sweet scent of her pee stained panties. I don't know how she contained her pee and did not let her entire bladder unleash.

Fast forward 10 minutes. We get to my house she stands up there is  a wet spot on her dress and panties when she rushes to the toilet and sits down.

Her initial 25 seconds of peeing was a loud whistling sound mixed with pee lightly hitting the porcelain of the bowl. After that time her whistling stops abd she starts tinkling in the water all the while having a conversation with me about granite counter tops. Meanwhile my cock is becoming harder than her granite counters as she continues to tinkle while sticking her firm "C" cup boobs out to show me the laces on her Victoria Secret bra. Another minutes goes by and the tinkling becomes more of a stop and go affair but she continues on and off for an additional minute before ending with drops of urine. She finally stands up and wipes and I get a nice view of her light brown neatly trimmed bush, throws her white lace panties in the trash and decides to go without panties the rest of the evening.

On a side note, once she leaves for the evening I take her urine stained panties and place them in a zip lock bag in the back of my closet so I can enjoy them during my private jerk sessions which are quite infrequent these days but still fun. I sniff those panties and wrap them around my throbbing cock when in the mood. Just can't let the wife catch me.

Horney Old Owl

[thanks1972 414]

You're living the dream man.

[Brad Wallis 81]

She’s very uninhibited around you, along with your wife and SIL.  Three girls with such impressive bladders, and each with their own distinctive styles.  

[harry_jones_1975 604]

Meanwhile my cock is becoming harder than her granite counters

Brilliant words ha ha ha

[Great Horned Owl 575]

After a frustrating experience with Ms. Birthday Girl aka "Tiny" for her small bladder as written in my last post my MIL and SIL came to the rescue early the next morning with their usual hot pee. I will write about the MIL here as she was the reason I blew a wad of cum in my hand that morning.

MIL wakes up after 8 hours of sleep and stumbles to the bathroom adjacent to the master BR where we sleep. MIL is wearing a white sleeveless see through nightie with matching white lacy panties. When without makeup and a shower she looks stunning. Her long wavy brown hair with blonde highlights and her nice wide hips along with her dark nipples pushing through her tops drive me nuts. This is even before she let's a drop of pee in the toilet bowl.

As usual she holds her urine all night so she is bursting by morning. This morning she stumbled to the toilet and quickly pulled those panties down and even before her butt hit the seat she started a moderate hiss with urine quietly hitting the porcelain followed by a loud "ahh". This lasted 15 seconds before her hiss stopped and she started her light to moderate tinkling flow into the water. She sounds really nice when she does this as she arches her back puts her arms behind her head and thrusts her chest forward where her dark firm nipples and cosmetically enhanced boobs stick out along with her cleanly shaved armpits. A huge turn on for me. I already am gently stroking my cock and things are getting really hard really fast. I don't want to explode while she is draining out so I back off a bit. Wife is sleeping through all of this with her own full bladder I presume. MIL is still draining out nicely after a minute, all in the bowl with her tinkling flow. It is at one minute 35 seconds she slows down to lightly tinkling. I am expecting her to stop but she doesn't!! Her faucet is broken which is quite common for her and can't stop. Tinkling without a break lasts another 55 seconds when she finally tapers off to starting and stopping her light tinkle. A total of two minutes and 35 seconds have elapsed at this point. My cock is very hard and ready to explode at any second so I only give an occasional stroke as not to blow up. Waiting for MIL to get off the toilet and go back to bed so I can finish my business. MIL and her leaky faucet has other ideas with her light tinkling. At three minutes she rips a piece of toilet paper off as she gets ready to wipe but she is still lightly tinkling!! She is getting frustrated herself as she tries to push the few remaining drops out. Finally at 3 minutes 43 seconds she just wipes throughly as she is finally done. I am ready to unleash a torrent of cum.

As MIL walks toward her bedroom and my SIL walks toward the bathroom I blow up making a total mess of the sheets and drenching the wife as I am shooting off. What a relief. MIL still wearing her scantily clad nightie at breakfast and has another long piss two hours later after coffee.

I am still horney!

Horney Old Owl

[Great Horned Owl 575]

SIL performance was spectacular as well. I will post an account on her morning piss later.

[Brad Wallis 81]

So sexy.  And to imagine the SIL had an urgent need and she too must have been listening and waiting for her older counterpart to finish.

[Great Horned Owl 575]

Probably was awake when her mom was draining out. The nice thing about these two is that they hold their piss all night so I can sleep. The wife sometimes wakes up in the middle of the night to let out a torrent of piss. She tries to avoid doing this as she knows I will have a rock hard cock when she gets back to bed and will get poked until I can release my cum in or on her. I know, blame those Viagra pills.

[Great Horned Owl 575]

3 hours ago, KP-has2P said:

Are you sure you need Viagra with those ladies in your life?  🙂

Yes I do. Having sex 1x per day is not enough. I "shoot" (no pun intended) for 2 or 3x a day. My old Owl cock gets sore. Want a real good hard on each time. Viagra enhances the pleasure. I "goosed" the wife after she had her post work piss pour in the toilet. We did it on the bathroom floor. Still horney though.

[Great Horned Owl 575]

12 hours ago, KP-has2P said:

I’m impressed. Or jealous. Or both.  My last time was 2003 and I’m alone now.  I was thinking I don’t need someone hot, at this point I’ll take lukewarm.

Buddy you mean 2023 and nor 2003? I hope. 21 years is a long time to wait. Jerking only does so much. The real thing is much better. Wishing you success in this realm. If this old decrepit Owl can get a woman and have two other hotties pissing for him so can you. Average guy in terms of looks and wealth.

[Great Horned Owl 575]

13 hours ago, KP-has2P said:

Nope, 2003.  No kidding and not a typo.  Sex is low on my priority list compared to some people.  Finding someone just to hang out with is hard for me, finding someone “perfect” is astronomical (my ex was almost perfect for me, but she had other ideas around 2018).  Being autistic and socially awkward sucks.  Then add a pee kink, even a minor one, just makes it harder.

Even if I get desperate enough to join a dating site, I’ll be looking for friendship or a casual relationship rather than “the one.”

I am sorry to hear. If you want some advice just find a woman that is half way attractive but you share common interests with. My wife and I have a 31 year old age difference and though she is not perfect she is perfect for me. There is no perfect woman or person. We have many similar interests. I see your pee kink issues but I don't call mine a "kink" but rather an "interest". I would broach this carefully and don't do it unless you have been intimate for at least 6 months than do it slowly. I made the mistake by doing it too soon and was shunned.