Mega Piss

[Great Horned Owl 363]

All,

I have written several posts on my fiancé, her sister and their mother in recent history. One reader suggested that I purchase a urine measuring device since my girls are mega pissers. I finally did buy three of them, one for each toilet. Placed them over the bowls and said my urologist wants me to track MY output which was a total lie. The girls did not question it as I told them just to piss in the container, throw tp in the trash can and I will dump the container after they are done. I left them installed for two days so I could get multiple measurements for each except I only got one measurement for their hot mom.

Fiancé sister surprisingly had the smallest bladder capacity despite her very loud forceful thunderous pees. She averaged 1.4 liters per visit with all over one liter.

Fiancé mom who only went once in the receptacle but had an extremely hard and loud hissy piss of 56 secinds followed by a minute of tinkling came in at 1.45 liters, barely surpassing my fiancé.

Fiancé sister gets the golden bladder award with her very long steady light flows lasting up to 3 minutes each. She averaged 2.2 liters per visit with a high of 2.45 liters! The maximum capacity of the urine measuring device is 2.5 liters. Each time I emptied it I spilled piss onto my hand as the container was close to overflowing.

The girls asked me what were my outputs. I told them 685 ml and they started calling me "tiny" for tiny bladder. At least I got them interested. I have left one device on the master bedroom toilet which the sister likes to use as well to get more measurements. The girls are enjoying the experience.

Horney Old Owl

[Great Horned Owl 363]

Correction to above post: Fiancé had the smallest bladder.

Horney Old Owl

[Starks2010 2,115]

Sweet!

[peefan1000 94]

That's some seriously impressive capacity

[Great Horned Owl 363]

Go to a medical device store or Google urine measurement devices for toilets. Call a local durable medical equipment supplier in your locale if needed. These places sell stuff like wheelchairs,  canes, catheter supplies and urine measurement devices. I was unable to get a photo uploaded to this site.