Peeing on a cobbled path

[Kittykiss 375]

I am peeing under the table at a café as I write this post.

The café has an outdoor seating area on a cobbled path. One side of the tables are blocked by a pretty stony wall and the other side is open. But since these tables are 4 seaters, the spare chairs somewhat blocks the view of your legs.

We are having brunch now and ordered a bunch of fruity drinks and some good food. About an hour ago, I felt the need to pee and without thinking twice I released a spurt. Also I was kind of sitting at the edge anyway, so it didn't wet the seat. A couple of minutes go by and the spurt earlier only hastened my need for a release. I, very carefully, let out a very thin stream, hoping that it won't catch any attention. Then I stopped again.

15 mins into us sitting, the server comes over to take our orders and almost immediately I accidentally squirted a substantial amount of pee, but no one paid any heed. Not even the server, with whom I was speaking to at that time.

Fast forward to now, being unable to hold anymore, I spread my legs slightly and start peeing. The sparse grassy patches underneath is providing me with the perfect cushion that is not only absorbing most of my pee but is also muffling the sound of my stream hitting the path. There's also a large group here who is being over the top noisy, but thats masking the soft hissing sound of my piss all too well.

I stopped the flow numerous times while writing this post, and now as I type this line, I am done having that much needed pee and no one, not even the guy I am out with had any clue of what went on under the table. I am indeed BATMAN. 😎

[MidoriLemonade85 1,937]

You are living the dream. That was lovely to read. I wish I were brave enough to do this. What were you wearing at the time? 

[Kittykiss 375]

On 12/25/2023 at 5:20 PM, MidoriLemonade85 said:

I wish I were brave enough to do this.

Maybe you can ! As long as there's enough cover, you'll never get caught.

On 12/25/2023 at 5:20 PM, MidoriLemonade85 said:

What were you wearing at the time? 

I was in a short flared skirt, some top I forgot and a long coat and thigh high boots. I go commando all the time, so that wasn't an issue

[Peesfully 212]

That is so good of you to do this! I absolutely love the feeling of peeing under a table while eating. Sublime! I can so identify with your worries about if anyone can hear, if anyone can see, making too strong a stream, being hesitant... it makes it that much sweeter when it all comes out.