Paper shredding alternative

[Kist98 10]

I recently started purging a lot of physical work documents, so I've put the ones needing to be shred in a garbage bag for now. It occurred to me that an easy and fun solution to shredding is simply soaking them with piss. The bag is currently in my room and I've used it to piss twice so far. It kills two birds with one stone. How long do you guys suggest I keep pissing into the bag?

[GenericUsername 1,042]

Do it until it starts to smell bad. Once it’s not fresh, it will smell up a room. I learned that the hard way by peeing in my trash can and letting it sit for more than a day lol

[nenTyp 502]

Maybe put it in ypur garage, or somewhere it does bother you less so you cant keep it up for multiple days.

I wonder, whether you can pee so much, that it stops soaking it up😌.