tom00xxx 68 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 Whenever I'm on holiday and have a room with balcony facing the swimming pool, I always feel the need to piss right from the balcony in the pool. Feels relaxing to pee in the middle of the night standing naked on the balcony and aiming the piss towards the pool. Anyone else doing that? 1 3 Quote Link to post
Takashi96 847 Posted December 27, 2022 Share Posted December 27, 2022 On 12/24/2022 at 9:23 AM, tom00xxx said: Whenever I'm on holiday and have a room with balcony facing the swimming pool, I always feel the need to piss right from the balcony in the pool. Feels relaxing to pee in the middle of the night standing naked on the balcony and aiming the piss towards the pool. Anyone else doing that? I LOVE how specific that is! Personally, I've never had the opportunity to rent a room with a balcony facing a swimming pool. And if I should stumble into that situation in the future, I'll probably have to turn down the chance to pee of it. Unfortunately, I think my window for peeing off balconies into pools has closed. However, when I was a younger man, I briefly lived in an extraordinary apartment at the top of a hill, with a balcony. And sometimes on rainy nights I'd stand naked on that balcony and launch a triumphant arch skyward, like that cherubic boy in Prospero's Books. Ah, those were the days. 1 Quote Link to post
tom00xxx 68 Posted January 12, 2023 Author Share Posted January 12, 2023 On 12/27/2022 at 8:53 AM, Takashi96 said: Unfortunately, I think my window for peeing off balconies into pools has closed. Why would it? :) 1 Quote Link to post
Sexismygod 1,762 Posted January 12, 2023 Share Posted January 12, 2023 On 12/24/2022 at 2:23 PM, tom00xxx said: Whenever I'm on holiday and have a room with balcony facing the swimming pool, I always feel the need to piss right from the balcony in the pool. Feels relaxing to pee in the middle of the night standing naked on the balcony and aiming the piss towards the pool. Anyone else doing that? A man after my own heart ... 😂 I've never had the opportunity to do this into a pool, but I have managed to pee off a few hotel balconies. I love the way my pee forms a lovely parabolic arch that starts smooth and simple, but gradually gets caught, twisted and shredded by passing currents of air. And if you're not too high up, you can hear it splashing down onto whatever is below. On a few occasions, the breeze blew the spray back onto balconies below me. I wonder if the occupants thought it was raining? I wonder if any of them opened their door to check? 😈 1 Quote Link to post
Takashi96 847 Posted January 14, 2023 Share Posted January 14, 2023 (edited) On 1/12/2023 at 4:54 AM, tom00xxx said: Why would it? 🙂 I've matured and now drink considerably less. And so it seems my drunken whizzing anywhere and everywhere days are long behind me. Once more, my numerous health issues have left my once powerful stream a shadow of its former self. Edited January 15, 2023 by Takashi96 Grammar Quote Link to post
tom00xxx 68 Posted February 22, 2023 Author Share Posted February 22, 2023 On 1/14/2023 at 1:15 PM, Takashi96 said: I've matured and now drink considerably less. And so it seems my drunken whizzing anywhere and everywhere days are long behind me. Once more, my numerous health issues have left my once powerful stream a shadow of its former self. No need to be drunk. When I have to pee during the night and I have a balcony room facing the pool, I just let it rain. Quote Link to post
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