North Coast Scotland Tour

[Geepee9 447]

Earlier this spring, we had a circular tour of Scotland, including most of the wild and wonderful countryside of the north and west coasts. We were blessed with mostly fine and sunny weather and it was an absolutely wonderful opportunity for us both to never use a toilet for 2 weeks for peeing, which averaged about 3 outdoor pees a day and 2 indoor ones. The quietness of the roads and countryside allowed us to pee almost anywhere She wanted. Often stopping in pods etc with no internal toilet my wife and I filled a bottle when indoors and emptied it the next day when in the countryside. Although my wife always wipes, I always retrieve her tissue so we leave no trace once dry. She has peed at the most northerly point, near Durness lighthouse as well as many places on the North and west coasts. Her most Brazen public pee was at a beautiful white sandy beach with vivid blue sea called Achmelvich beach (Google Image here).

She needed to go quite badly and decided to find a quiet spot. As we parked I saw 3 separate women try the door of the locked toilets and set off in the direction of the beach. As we set off walking She told me how desperate She was getting and as we got to the dunes She had got to the stage when She had to go now. The only problem was the grass was not very tall for cover and there were loads of people milling around on the beach. This was just too much for her and after a couple of seconds gave up and squatted down and peed a torrent on to the white sand with people standing as close as 25yds away but luckily not looking directly at us. I picked up her tissue and we embraced, fairly certain She had got away without anyone noticing.

[Kupar 12,740]

Sounds like a really good holiday with some lovely shared pee moments @Geepee9 🙂. Thanks to you both for sharing ❤️

[Geepee9 447]

Another little memory from that holiday was stopping at Kylesku bridge for a picnic and a photo. We were parked next to a hire car with a flat tyre. The couple in it were wandering about on the phone but I imagined it would be ages before help arrived. The lady, in her 40's and quite trim and wearing black leggings was showing classic signs of desperation and after a quiet word with her other half they walked to the other end of the parking. She walked behind a gorse bush while He still had the phone pressed to his ear. She then sank down behind the bush and disappeared from sight. After a while She stood up and returned to their car with him. I waited a few minutes and wondered over to the same spot for a photo of the Bridge. It looks like She was not the only one to have the same idea and so many leave their tissues, unlike my Mrs.

[Kupar 12,740]

1 hour ago, Geepee9 said:

Another little memory from that holiday was stopping at Kylesku bridge for a picnic and a photo. We were parked next to a hire car with a flat tyre. The couple in it were wandering about on the phone but I imagined it would be ages before help arrived. The lady, in her 40's and quite trim and wearing black leggings was showing classic signs of desperation and after a quiet word with her other half they walked to the other end of the parking. She walked behind a gorse bush while He still had the phone pressed to his ear. She then sank down behind the bush and disappeared from sight. After a while She stood up and returned to their car with him. I waited a few minutes and wondered over to the same spot for a photo of the Bridge. It looks like She was not the only one to have the same idea and so many leave their tissues, unlike my Mrs.

A beautiful place ❤️. And perhaps we on this forum are the only people who would not consider the view to be spoiled by the tissues under the bushes lol

[walanuk 239]

This is home for me so I regularly take advantage of the quietness 😉

I must admit I don’t like the tissues. I like what they show happened but it’s a beautiful landscape. By all means piss anywhere you like but take tissues with you or drip dry, or find someone willing to dry you off in another way 🤭

The downside of the quietness of course is that sightings are few and far between even though I know it happens constantly!

[Kupar 12,740]

7 minutes ago, walanuk said:

I must admit I don’t like the tissues. I like what they show happened but it’s a beautiful landscape. By all means piss anywhere you like but take tissues with you or drip dry, or find someone willing to dry you off in another way

And tbh with you, I agree