Larry Trotter - The Piss Wizard (and his golden shower piss buddies)

[lesley 1,122]

Author’s note: This is most likely a repost – all characters are over 18. There is no relation between this story or its characters, to any other published works, especially those involving massively grossing fan bases.

 

Chapter 1:

Larry Trotter was a wizard. In fact he was quite an unusual wizard. First of all was the fact that he wore glasses; a thick black pair with heavy lenses. This was somewhat strange as being a wizard one would have expected that he would have simply cast a spell to cure his short sightedness. Even more unusual was Larry’s rise to legendary fame and the somewhat strange mark on his forehead; a scar in the shape of a lightning bolt. Rumour had it that Larry had come about his mark during his young days as a baby when a family feud with a dark and powerful wizard whose name cannot be spoken, went horrible wrong. The actual reason why this terrifying adversary cannot be named is simply because he has a very silly name. Obviously it is quite awkward to fear somebody who is dark and powerful if they possess a silly name, so people pretend instead that it cannot be spoken….

Anyway, Larry’s scar actually came from a bad encounter with his father’s magical razor when one day he decided to give it a try in the bathroom. Being only a small child at the time, his grasp on the wildly vibrating device was soon lost and before Larry knew it, he had been branded with his somewhat distinctive mark.

On the subject of silly names, Larry had two close friends. The first was a young lady who Larry fancied the pants off. Her name was so long and quite frankly weird, that Larry had immediately blanked it out and replaced it with a similar and far easier name to remember; ‘Hedge’.

Larry’s other friend was a ‘tosser’ called Donald Wisely who had lank red hair and a permanently stupid expression. The term ‘tosser’ was aptly applied as Don had a bad habit of masturbating in public, a deed he carried out way to often to be natural and Larry and Hedge had for a long time suspected that he had been cursed at some stage in his childhood.

Another interesting fact about wizards is their weakness for fetishes of the sexual variety. Larry, Hedge and Donald all shared a similar taste for peeing in naughty and unusual locations. Larry, when he had first arrived in his foster parents’ home, had immediately been cast into a small cubby-hole that lay underneath the stairwell of his adopted family. The most noticeable thing Larry in his misery had noticed was the lack of a toilet in his new home. It was only after having no choice and finally relieving his pent up piss all over the wall of his cubby-hole that he discovered his magic powers. By sheer thought (and a lot of worry), the dark wet glistening stain on the wall had mysteriously vanished of its own accord. Feeling relief of a completely different nature, Larry had gone on to practice his new found skill. Slowly over the course of the next few years he grew braver and braver with his experiments in naughty pissing around the house when his foster family were out of the house or safely tucked up in bed.

 

It was incredible fun for Larry to be able to pee where-ever he liked watching with glee as he aimed his flowing dick spray over the various items of furniture in the house. There was not a spot in the front room that at some stage did not become a receptacle for his golden piss. The TV, the sofa, the armchair, under the table, over the table, on the carpet, the list was endless. In the kitchen Larry’s exploits grew worse as he stood and pissed into the dishwasher and all over the family pots and pans. His long dick would start to grow hard in his hands as he stood spraying his pee stream all over the show. He loved watching the way he pee erupted from the small slit in the top of his dick before forming a fast flowing arch of urine in the air. Even more of a thrill was watching as his pee descended downwards and start to splatter down over his intended target. The feeling of naughtiness he got from his peeing fetish made kangaroos leap in his stomach (Larry wasn’t much of a butterfly fan!).

It was Larry’s naughty exploits that introduced him to Hedge and subsequently the wonderful world of magic and all its endless possibilities for more dirty fun. One warm summer’s night, Larry had stolen out into the back garden. Having let down his pajama bottoms, he was in full flow, busily relieving his pent up piss all over his horrible step-mother’s favourite roses. He was just about to move on to spraying the garden gnomes with the last of his pee shower when suddenly a sound caught his attention.

For several seconds Larry stood frozen, half naked and with his cock in one hand. His pee had died the second the noise reached his ears. His heart lurched (or some such action) at the thought of discovery and the thought of what his step parents would do if they found out about his antics. The sound continued unabated, a familiar soft pattering noise coming from the roof. Slowly Larry turned and looked upwards. What he saw had an immediate effect on the contents of his one hand which was still holding his former limp member.

On top of the tiles sat a young woman, much about Larry’s own age. The bright moonlight flowing down from above painted her in a majestic awe, her beauty spell binding. What was even more magical was the fact that the woman had her legs spread wide, her short skirt hitched up well out of harm’s way. With an enormous shock Larry realized that he could quite clearly see her exposed pussy; a short bushy mass of curly pubic hairs forming a tight triangle between her thighs. Even more incredible was the fact that the woman was busily having a pee, just like he had been doing moments ago. Between her legs, a short pattering stream of hot piss was squirting from her base of her hairy muff before falling in a curving arch to wash down over the roof. This was the noise he had heard!

Larry stared, rooted to the spot. He was oblivious to the swelling of his cock as his dick hardened in response to the woman’s wonderful pee display. Although Larry was in full view she seemed not to care about his presence in the garden below. Larry couldn’t help himself and slowly he started to pump his dick back and forwards in a rhythm with the falling spray of the woman’s pussy relief. Suddenly the pissing woman suddenly seemed to come out of a trance. Her head slowly started to rise upwards as her gaze moved from that of her pissing pussy to that of the masturbating male below. The next second and her pee vanished from sight as at almost the same time she snapped her legs shut.

“You can see me?” she hissed.

Larry stopped wanking. Almost sheepishly he replied “Err, yes!”

“Only a wizard could see me now,” she snapped back in a slightly louder voice. “Are you a wizard?” She sneered seeming to think that the idea was somewhat funny.

“I don’t think so,” Larry replied feeling embarrassment at their current situation. He could feel his cheeks reddening and he made a sudden grab for his pajama bottoms.

“Now what would a wizard be doing living in a place like this?” the young woman said standing upwards from her pee squat, smoothing down her skirt in the process. Taking a step forwards she started to descend the steep incline of the roof tiles. Larry felt like shouting out a warning about the certainty of her falling, but stopped as soon as realized that from his vantage point below he could still quite clearly see the outline of the woman’s pussy right up inside her skirt. A moment later and the wonderful ex-pissing visitor reached the end of the tiles having not once so much as slipped during her steep descent. Reaching the guttering, one foot moved into the empty void above the upstairs windows.

 

A lump formed in Larry’s throat as he tried to cry out. However instead of crashing down to the paving stones at Larry’s feet, the young woman mysteriously floated through the moonlight descending as if walking on an invisible gradient. Within seconds she was beside him and staring intently at the large bulge in his pants.

“OK, let’s have a look at your dick?” she demanded.

“What?” gasped Larry taking a sudden step backwards clutching at the elastic on his pajama pants.

“Well you’ve had a good luck at my pussy so I want a look at your penis. Come on get it out or do I need to cast a spell to do it myself.”

“What? A spell?” Larry gasped. “Are you a witch?”

“Don’t be silly,” the woman said taking a step closer to Larry which only caused him to retreat once more. “I saw what you were doing earlier. That is why I stopped for a wee on your roof. I thought if you could pee over the roses then it would be fine for me to relieve myself all over your house top. I didn’t expect you to be able to see me.”

The mysterious woman paused for a moment gazing over Larry’s shoulder. “Hmm I see that you haven’t left any trace behind with your little toilet over the roses. That settles it, you really are a wizard.”

“I am? I mean, I am,” said Larry trying to sound confident.

“You really didn’t know did you,” giggled the woman returning to stare at Larry’s bulge. “I’ll tell you what,” she said. “You pop out your penis and if you let me have a feel then I’ll tell you all about your secret powers and I might even put in a good word for you at Logfarts.”

“Logfarts?” Larry enquired, this time standing his ground. He still couldn’t believe what was happening.

“Yes, silly. That is the name of the school where Wizards go to learn their arts away from the world of the Puddles.”

“Puddles!” Larry sounded stupid even to his own ears.

With a deep sigh and after cocking her head to one side to study him properly, the woman continued. “Puddles. That is the name given to none magic folk. Unlike us, if they go for a wee they leave a puddle, not like us magic folk of course.”

“Oh!” said Larry.

The mysterious woman suddenly took another step forwards so that she was barely a foot away from Larry whose pulse was now racing in overdrive. She was to all intent and purposes the sexist woman he had ever seen. This is off course wasn’t that many, having spent most of his life living in a broom closet under the stairs. Anyway, the sight of the slight bulge under her grey jumper meant that she had a pair of tits and he had already seen her glorious pussy. This was enough for Larry, he was in love!

 

The woman reached out her fingers to the elastic fastener on his pajama bottoms. Larry said nothing and watched. Inside, his cock was hard as a rock almost fully vertical in its straining attempt to reach the outside world. Within seconds and her warm digits were inside the waist as she helped his pajama’s fall to the floor.

“Hmm! That looks nice!” she said staring down at his long and very erect penis.

Larry’s world suddenly dissolved in a haze of sexual bliss as her long fingers slid down to caress his cock. The sliding motion changed as she then slipped her hand around his member cupping it in a warm embrace. With the slightest of effort she started to slowly pump his cock up and down.

 

Larry’s eyes were now firmly shut tight his every conscious thought centered on the waves of bliss rippling up from his manhood. Desperately he fought to hold back on his coming explosion but to no avail. Barely a moment later and Larry Trotter ejaculated hard, coming all over the Witches hand and skirt.

“You dirty boy!” the woman exclaimed in a mocking tone. She really didn’t sound upset not that Larry was in any position to notice. His head was reeling, the blood for his brain now somewhere else entirely. Post climax bliss washed over his entire being and he nearly collapsed to the ground as his energy reserves left his swooning body. The only thing that kept him standing was the firm pressure of the woman’s hand still clutching his penis.

 

“Look what a mess you’ve made,” the woman giggled her voice a slightly higher pitch than before. “I think I know how to clean it up though.”

A warm and very wet sensation flowing over his no longer erect manhood made Larry snap open his eyes. Surely enough, his mysterious lover had lifted her skirt and was now taking a deliciously hot pee all over her own hand and his dick that she was still clutching. The feeling was mind blowing; her wet pee spraying all over his flesh. He had never imagined that any sensation could be so incredible and to his own amazement he felt his manhood start to swell once again.

 

The hot squirting stream of the woman’s pussy spray lasted for only a few moments only. As soon as she had finished peeing the woman dropped to her knees. Larry barely had the time to register the fact she had released his dick before her warm tongue was starting to lick away at his manhood. Another second later and his penis was fully inside her mouth. Every pleasure receptacle in Larry’s body yelled out in delight at this wonderful experience. Her soft lips continue to encapsulate his firmness as her tongue continued to caress up, down and around. To Larry’s horror he realized he was about to come once again.

 

Larry managed a gurgle in his vain attempt to warn the woman of his immanent explosion but it was too late. Larry felt the wash of sexual bliss run up his body from his cock right up to his brain. He groaned with ecstasy and collapsed backwards as the woman released his dick from her mouth. He staggered a bit and managed to open eyes to see as to just how much trouble his premature ejaculation had caused him. To his immense relief he was greeted with the sight of his partner licking her lips and brushing down her skirt. Looking up at him she gave him a big smile.

“I love Wizard’s spunk!” she said with an incredibly wicked look on her pretty face. “I’m afraid though that not even magic is going to get you perform a third time any time soon, so I think it’s time for me to leave.”

Crossing to where Larry was still fighting to remain standing (being absolutely and literally knackered) she planted a sloppy kiss on his right cheek.

“Wait for me tomorrow night,” she whispered.  I’m going to give you the best ride of your life!” With that she turned and gave a soft whistle. From out of the darkness at the top of the house slid the sight of a broomstick descending through the night air. As it arrived, the pretty Witch jumped on board, her buttocks hanging over the edge of the stick. Cheekily she spread her legs giving Larry a fleeting last glimpse of her wonderful pussy before both she and the broomstick started to rise rapidly upwards. Down in the garden below stood a dazed and yet extremely happy Larry Trotter, watching her upward departure into the moonlit skies.

[holyknight3 159]

I read this story of yours years ago, and never could find it again, or any other parts of it. Thank you so much for resharing it with us! I have to ask, were there ever any more parts written?

[lesley 1,122]

15 hours ago, holyknight3 said:

I read this story of yours years ago, and never could find it again, or any other parts of it. Thank you so much for resharing it with us! I have to ask, were there ever any more parts written?

Now published - Happy Christmas.

[Alfresco 11,630]

Absolutely brilliant and far more interesting than other stories I have read about wizards and wizard schools.