New discreet peeing method

[ChrisS 513]

Hey friends! My gf and I recently went on a little late night outing to have some pee fun, and in particular to try out a new method I came up with to pee super discretely. I'm curious if anyone else has ever done this or heard of this method? Do you think anyone would be able to tell you were peeing?

I peed this way a few times throughout  the night and never got caught, but I'm not sure how good the data is, since I'm not sure that a stranger would say anything even if they did notice. Anybody have a good way to test out exactly how discrete it really is? I was thinking maybe set up a camera pointing at us as we try it so we could go back and watch the footage to see how obvious it is? Or the more daring approach would be to bring another friend along and try it without notifying them, to see if they call us out on it?

Description of the method: You and your significant other stand next to a hedge/bush (ideally that is above waist height), embrace each other, and start making out. Stand specifically so that the sides of your bodies that are towards the street are pressed close together, and the sides of your bodies that are close to the bush are pressed against the bush, but spaced apart from each other, so that you sort of form a triangle area between each of your bodies, and the bush on the third side. Then with your free hand (best if you use the hand closer to the bush), you take out your dick and direct your stream into the bush. I've attached a photo to try and depict what I'm describing.

As far as I can imagine, this would be nearly impossible to detect, even if you were in broad daylight surrounded by others.

Edited April 28, 2021 by ChrisS
fixed typo

[gldenwetgoose 21,498]

Sounds a lot of fun... especially if your GF is as into it as you.  Obviously she's not objecting to you peeing right next to her.

Perhaps if the technique proves successful she'd like to lend a hand?  In the example photo her left hand would be perfectly placed to help undo your fly and direct the flow.

Now on the subject of your GF - if she needs to go, or wants to share the fun, have you figured a solution for her?  Perhaps if there was a waist high wall rather than a bush you could use the same technique with the wall shielding you whilst peeing against it and then if she had a loose skirt she could sit on top of the wall?

[ChrisS 513]

@gldenwetgooseShe's not as into as I am, but she definitely plays along. I suspect she gets at least some enjoyment out of it! I'm super lucky!

Yes, she actually did lend a hand one of the times!

Please help me brainstorm! I like the sitting on a wall in a skirt strategy in general for sure! Any other ideas?

[Paulypeeps 5,290]

Hi Chris

I think that you need to work up to getting her used to wearing wet clothing. When she gets used to being wet with pee she will find that peeing down her legs is rather fun, and you will not have to form a triangle as you can pee down her legs too!

Get her to wear open heels and fishnet stockings under a short skirt and you will no longer need to find a bush!

[MichaelP 21]

2 hours ago, Paulypeeps said:

Hi Chris

I think that you need to work up to getting her used to wearing wet clothing. When she gets used to being wet with pee she will find that peeing down her legs is rather fun, and you will not have to form a triangle as you can pee down her legs too!

Get her to wear open heels and fishnet stockings under a short skirt and you will no longer need to find a bush!

Hi Paulypeeps,

Could you explain how he could discreetly pee down her legs without getting seen? I'm not sure I'm getting it, and I think it'd be real fun to read 😁

[Paulypeeps 5,290]

well Michaelp, the way I do it is to wear fishnet stockings and open heels, and then with my legs tight together just let my pee run down my legs. The fishnet stockings make like a wick and if I pee gently my pee flows down my legs and is completely invisible to anyone who might see. As long as I am standing on carpet or grass there is not even a puddle to see. Fishnet stockings can be soaking wet and not show any wetness at all, open shoes mean that all my pee runs out of my shoes and I don't have to squish around in them after I have done a wee.

[MichaelP 21]

How about how Chris would pee down her legs as well then? It seems a bit tough to pull that part off without getting caught

[Paulypeeps 5,290]

It is a bit tough, but with four hands between them I am sure that they will be able to get everything out...

[ChrisS 513]

@Paulypeeps I love the iteration! That would be a ton of fun if I could convince her!