Today's City Pee

[gldenwetgoose 20,373]

Sorry I've got no pictures to share with this little account - one of those that didn't go exactly to plan...

I had an appointment this afternoon, right at rush hour in Liverpool UK which is an hour or fractionally more from my house.  In a normal year I'd visit the city maybe a dozen or two times in day or night, so I know it pretty well.  Much of the journey is motorway, then the arterial roads into the city.  My usual route goes through near derelict dock roads with plenty of potential to pull up in a sidestreet to water the tarmac, or park in a multi-storey car park and pee against the concrete wall whilst taking in a panorama view of the iconic city.

Today though, I grabbed a glass of juice and left the house. The motorway was busier than usual and the roads on the outskirts of the city. I was on a time budget, but had set off early enough. I was following my sat-nav to the car park I had in mind and that took me on a different route from the dock road. A route with traffic, and queues, and then a police incident.  That and my bladder was filling up.

I realised that my first choice of multi-storey car park maybe wasn't the best choice. It's an old concrete car park, few security cameras and just calling out for being pee'd in, but would take longer to reach through the city traffic. Instead there is a newer car park closer so I changed the sat-nav to that one.  Partly to make sure I was in time, but also at this point the juice had filtered through and I was pretty sure I wouldn't make the plan A spot.

At this point I was 10 minutes from parking up, according to the sat nav and I was at that point where I could have made it - but the Plan B car park is brand new and I'm sure will have cameras everywhere.

It got to the point where a residential side street was an option, but I was stuck in traffic, and there seemed to be people everywhere. Young mums with toddlers, kids on bikes.

On a whim, I found myself at a junction at the entrance to a large supermarket so swung in. Looking around the car park it was quite busy - cars, people sat in cars, people walking about and even a police van. But by this point my psychological need was telling me I didn't have an option.

I spotted a corner space near a recycling area - and was able to pull forward into a space. I opened the car door slightly and was able to finally get the sweet relief of a standing pee onto the tarmac. Sheltered on one side by the car and the other by the car door.

Annoyingly it wasn't a hugely long pee, but long enough, pooling on the tarmac and running under the car.

As soon as I was done I didn't hang about, reversing out and getting back on the road.  Just as the sat-nav predicted I was at the car park just under ten minutes later.  Because of lockdown it seemed mine was one of the very few cars in the car park - so there would have been little opportunity to sneak a pee there anyway.

So - as I say, no pictures but it was worth every second!

 

[Kupar 12,613]

Thanks for the account! It was like I was there with you on the journey - nicely written. I'm glad you enjoyed the relief of a sneaky outdoor pee 🙂 

[gldenwetgoose 20,373]

Thanks @Kupar  Reading back I didn’t really express just how suddenly the all encompassing need to pee had grown. I think mostly because it was at the forefront of my mind. I was planning to pee outdoors somewhere and I think that’s why my brain was telling me just to do it.

The other thing was maybe because I’d spent a lot of time browsing videos here, every side street seemed fair game. If it hadn’t been that car park it probably would have been a little dead end street with closed shutters and bins (perfect pee photo shoot locations). In the end I figured perhaps there’s truth in the theory no one would bat an eyelid.

If I had used a street like that I think I’d definitely have got my phone and snapped a few photos, as it was I decided not to draw any more attention... instead just trying to draw the picture here...

 

[Kupar 12,613]

42 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

every side street seemed fair game. If it hadn’t been that car park it probably would have been a little dead end street with closed shutters and bins (perfect pee photo shoot locations). In the end I figured perhaps there’s truth in the theory no one would bat an eyelid.

If I had used a street like that I think I’d definitely have got my phone and snapped a few photos, as it was I decided not to draw any more attention... instead just trying to draw the picture here...

 

Choices, choices! There'll be plenty of next times to do things differently - or the same 🙂