P-oems

[girlwipes 67]

There’s some girls having a pee

I count ‘em and find there’s three

When they’re finished there’s no issue

Cause they’ve all got a tissue

Two dabs and a squeeze, I see

[P155wet 52]

Excellent:smuggrin:

[Admin 14,808]

Is that Shakespeare?

Interesting idea mind, never heard pee poetry before. :laugh: Instead of poems, I can offer you some pee jokes?

Where do women pee? Because all I ever see are signs for Men and Scottish Men. - As members here will know, luckily there are plenty of places they pee other than toilets.

My wife always complains that I miss the bowl when I pee. To be honest, I shouldn't be pissing in my kids' cereal at all really...

I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said "Toilets closed".

When the toilet seat is up, a man can piss with deadly accuracy. When someone leaves the seat down, a man pisses like an epileptic at a disco.

[P155wet 52]

I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said "Toilets closed".

Excellent:laugh:

[girlwipes 67]

http://jjshoompeetsj.wordpress.com/2008/06/23/sand-paper/

http://jjshoompeetsj.wordpress.com/2008/01/05/sandpee-per/

The hottest girl in town

Is coming in, and sitting down

I can clearly hear her pee

Then she reaches… For me!

You’ll find out soon, I really care

And find – I’m no sandpaper, when you use me there

The girls they peed

And, they agreed

That sandpaper is the last thing they need

[steve25805 126,393]

"To pee or not to pee, that is the question......"