Broken toilet

[Sunshine108 174]

Hello everyone! 

As title says, my toilet is broken since fryday. The gasket leaks in the bottom between the floor and the toilet itself. I called the owner of my appartment, but he can't repair it before monday.. Just imagine the fun I can have!! I closed the valve to avoid problems of water on the floor, and I just don't use the toilet at all for the whole weekend! I pee in the bath, in various containers I find, on the bathroom floor, everywhere but in the toilet! I really enjoy this situation! I just pull my tiny dick out and let go everywhere I want. But I have to clean my mess everytime, it's part of the game! 

[lameduck58 321]

A friend of mine had a similar problem with a broken toilet, again her landlord couldn’t get it fixed until after the weekend. I was lucky enough to get details of the location of each wee until it was fixed. 
 I still get amused by the fact she was mid flow when she heard the first crack of the plastic fittings.

[Alfresco 11,638]

On 7/12/2020 at 6:50 PM, Sunshine108 said:

I pee in the bath, in various containers I find, on the bathroom floor, everywhere but in the toilet! I really enjoy this situation! I just pull my tiny dick out and let go everywhere I want. But I have to clean my mess everytime, it's part of the game! 

Sounds like you have had a perfect excuse for lots of fun.

On 7/13/2020 at 5:20 PM, lameduck58 said:

I was lucky enough to get details of the location of each wee until it was fixed. 

Would love to hear more details of how she improvised.  The fact that she gave you details of each wee - does that mean she knew you enjoyed hearing about it? Also, sounds like she enjoyed coming up with multiple options rather than simply saying “I had to pee in the bathtub for the whole weekend”

[gldenwetgoose 21,498]

On 7/13/2020 at 5:20 PM, lameduck58 said:

A friend of mine had a similar problem with a broken toilet, again her landlord couldn’t get it fixed until after the weekend. I was lucky enough to get details of the location of each wee until it was fixed. 
 I still get amused by the fact she was mid flow when she heard the first crack of the plastic fittings.

I know I'm being flippant (sorry) - but my first thought was that your friend must have a hell of a powerful gush....

[lameduck58 321]

first i would like to say sorry to Sunshine108, this was his thread and i feel that i have hijacked it, i only planned to add a quick reply.

however. 

15 hours ago, Alfresco said:

Would love to hear more details of how she improvised.  The fact that she gave you details of each wee - does that mean she knew you enjoyed hearing about it? Also, sounds like she enjoyed coming up with multiple options rather than simply saying “I had to pee in the bathtub for the whole weeked”

J. is a friend i found on the internet and yes she knows of my love of all things pee, we have never met in person but we were hoping to put that right this year before the virus stopped most forms of travel. She lives in a small apartment in a very rural area of Germany (luckily surrounded by farms and fields as she put it). The toilet broke on the Friday night, she had climbed into bed and had her sleep interrupted by the need to pee, she made her way into the bathroom and lowered herself on to the toilet,  with her eyes still not wanting to open from sleep, she began to release her bladder and the familiar hiss and water hitting water sound filled the room, suddenly they was a loud crack and the toilet slid forwards, her eyes were wide open now. She slid from the seat and landed on the floor, the shock had stopped her peeing but not before she had fired a little down her legs and into her panties. The small amount of pee didn't matter as soon she found herself sat in a puddle of a mix of toilet water and her own pee. Luckily the cistern was mounted in the wall and didn't empty to the floor. She stood and paddled around the bathroom barefoot, looking at the mess in front of her. Her first reaction was to throw down a couple of towels and then grab the mop and bucket. She soon realised as she was mopping that she was hopping from foot to foot and still needed to pee, she placed her feet either side of the mop bucked and released the remainder of her pee into the dirty water already inside it.

After the clean up she hopped into the shower and rinsed herself off, dried herself then went back to bed. Saturday morning, she woke early and sent her landlady a message, she was surprised to get an immediate reply because of the time, but it said she would not be able to get the parts until Monday and could she manage until then. Thats when she sent me a message explaining her problems and knew I would get a kick out of her predicament. We chatted for a while and she sent me the picture that i attached, I pointed out that the toilet had not given way it had just come off its mountings. I then got around to asking what she was going to do for most of the weekend, she replied with wouldn't you like to know and i immediately replied "oh god yes i would'.

She said she would keep me informed and try and get creative for me. Wee #1 was just as we were chatting, she said she was needing to go again soon and decided that the easiest way to start would be to hop in the shower and just let it run down her legs with the rest of the spray (something she does a lot). Wee #2 was getting up to lunchtime on the Saturday, she had just been to the shops, fresh bread and stuff, and on the way home she stopped at the end of a farm track, spread her legs as she stood and watered the grass, she doesn't wear knickers very often but always wears them to sleep in. Wee #3 a bit of a disappointment, her friend invited her over for drinks, so toilets were available. Wee #4 as she got home on Saturday evening, she sorted out the china potty, she had originally bought it for her daughter to use but it was now going to be her nightly companion. Before climbing into bed she squatted over the potty and let go. She sent me a message shortly after describing the ringing sound of her pee hitting the china and swirling into the bowl. Wee #5 was also into the potty, early hours of the morning, not quite so awake and she described the dribbles running over her arse cheeks. Wee #6 she had decided on a lazy Sunday morning, again she climbed from the bed and used the potty, letting me know it was getting a lot heavier now. Wee #7 Sunday turned out to be quite a warm day so she got herself dressed and went into the garden, sat enjoying the sunshine, she sent me a text, it simply read, sat on the patio, just let it go on the floor, wet legs and feet now. Wee #8 was a repeat of 7 i think this was because i had loved 7 so much, the image i had of her just sat there dripping through the chair i found very exciting. After #8 i got another message, she told me that about 10 minutes after she had pee'd the landlady and a plumber turned up. She was embarrassed as her pee was still drying into the paving in front of her and knew they had both seen it. They checked out the mess in the bathroom and promised to return early the next morning with the replacement parts. Wee #9 just after dinner, she again had a shower, she admitted to giving herself a little rub as she pee'd knowing she had been exciting me all weekend, had her a little turned on too. Wee #10 she sent me a message saying it was lovely evening and quite light outside, she stood in her garden in her robe and spreading her legs, powerfully pushed out a wee onto the grass, she said the cooling breeze on the drips down her legs and around her pussy felt wonderful. Wee #11 was in the potty as she climbed into bed, just a little one but she thought it would help her sleep better.

The following morning, i got a message, the plumber had turned up at 6:30 and was already in the bathroom fixing the toilet, i replied that that was a good thing but she then said she was desperate. i said she should just go to her bedroom and fill up the potty once more, she said it made too much noise and couldn't do it. We started discussing how desperate she was, a reply of not dripping yet but pussy feels damp, not sure whether its because i need to pee or because i know how much you are getting off on my situation. I did start to offer suggestions, fitting a silencer to it didn't go down well as a suggestion, but maybe just pee on a towel was a better idea. Wee #12 was onto a towel placed on the bedroom floor, all going well until the plumber knocked the door to announce he had finished, the shock caused a tightening and a jet to squirt past the towel and onto the tiled floor beyond. she tidied herself up and opened the door to face the plumber, trying to hide the messy towel and small puddle she had left on the floor behind her. A little flushed she went to the bathroom to examine her new toilet. 

As soon as he left she went back to the bathroom to christen the new toilet. She still says she finds it difficult to trust it and still hovers a little over the bowl.

 

2 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

I know I'm being flippant (sorry) - but my first thought was that your friend must have a hell of a powerful gush....

Haha, when she is desperate she can squeeze out quite a stream but a gush powerful enough to knock toilet of its fixings, that's a bit too powerful

[Alfresco 11,638]

Fantastic @lameduck58.  Opefully your friend enjoyed it enough to continue to pee away from the toilet sometimes, both for her own enjoyment and to share with you.