Yesterday...somewhere up North

[Adyguy6970 877]

Yesterday I got a bit lost on the outskirts of a city in the North of England, looking for a shop which seemed to no longer exist.  Prior to my expedition I'd drunk rather a lot of water and a pot of tea and, no, I hadn't gone to the toilet.  Being a chill January afternoon, it wasn't long before I could feel my bladder filling up and it wasn't too long before I became incredibly desperate.  Fortunately I was wearing some heavy duty Tena pants at the time so, after hanging on for as long as I could, I eventually did a bit of a wee to release some of the pressure on my rather distended bladder.  Finding my way back to the city centre, I stumbled across a public house and made a dash for the gents.  Rarely has relief felt so good!

[gldenwetgoose 21,498]

That sounds like a level of decency quite out of the ordinary for northern England. 😉

(I can say that as a northerner...)

[Alfresco 11,637]

I think I would have just found a quiet side road and solved the problem

[Sandyroberts 24]

It's nice to hear that you let some pee warm your Tena pants before you hurried off to the public toilets for your release. You never want to waste it all.