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[Brutus 2,206]

 

Got a great one from work today, from a woman I've been wanting to hear for a few years now! I heard her pee and fart!

I know little about her. She's some supervisor of something from a different department and I rarely see her, and have only spoken to her briefly on very few occasions. She has a particularly striking look and I've always suspected she pees hard judging by her body size and shape. Mid thirties, tanned skin and bright blonde hair, like a bleached color and she usually wears it untied flowing freely. Very pretty face, blue eyes with somewhat pronounced jawline and chin, not manly but just a well defined facial structure. She's about 5'7'' and has an attractive hefty feminine build, wide hips, thick legs, small stomach and natural big chest, easily d cup. She usually wears leggings and high heels, with tops that cover her backside. Today her top was a white button down one. She sometimes comes through my department to speak to other supervisors.

She brought her dog in to visit everyone, which is fairly common at the company. I didn't go see it but eventually got up to grab a cookie from the employee lounge area and as I walked by, she was heading out to hand the dog over to her husband and happened to ask me if I would hold the leash and stand with him while she went to the restroom. Talk about being in the right place at the right time! I said sure and took the leash. She hurried to the restroom with an urgent pace and I had a perfect excuse to be standing in the hall right across from the women's room since in this case, I was literally waiting for her. After she went in, I walked him over a few steps to get into better position and heard the stall door closing and then she definitely threw her leggings down fast because a loud, strong stream started instantly. It had the heavy low pitch sound so it was a thick stream hitting the deepest part of the water. At first it was steady for a good 10 seconds and then broke into hissing intervals 2 or 3 seconds long and about a second apart. And when she did let out a new burst, the sound it was making was beautiful. It was a hiss that sounded bigger and more full bodied than other women's hissing, like she had a big urethra opening and was taking deep breaths to push it out as fast as possible.

After the first few of these bursts is when she farted and DAMN was it strong! It came right at the tail end of a burst when her pee was paused briefly, so I heard it perfectly and it was a loud boom that resonated inside the restroom. It sounded like it hurt and I imagined how hard it must've pushed her ass out to make that much noise. She must've been dying to get that out. I love when women have no shame about farting when peeing because any other time, they'd never ever be heard doing that anywhere in public but for many women, that fear is gone when they're mid stream. It's a rare peek at their primitive side.

She made several more hissing bursts and overall it took her around 20-25 seconds start to finish. Given the high pressure, this was a huge piss she took, as I suspected she could. Then I heard the flush and she came out, didn't use the sink. She suspected nothing of me standing in the hall waiting with her dog and having listened to her entire piss from start to finish! She smiled, thanked me for watching it, then took the leash and walked down the hall toward the exit. I got my cookie and went back to my office, and didn't get much work done after hearing that.

Edited June 15, 2019 by Brutus

[Peefreak99 3,722]

Wow she had problaby held it all day

[Dr.P 1,473]

Brutus,

Wow! Great story! Absolutely ironic that she set you up so perfectly for the whole thing, and gave you a built-in excuse for waiting patiently, outside the Ladies' room. Talk about being in the absolute right place, at the perfect time. Congratulations! And thanks much for sharing the experience. I wonder if she was aware that she could be heard, outside the bathroom, or if she cared about that?

Her pissing style sounds very similar to my onetime gf, "Ellie," with the exception of the fart. I never heard "Ellie" fart. It's a very erotic style, to me, and it's reassuring to know that it is shared by other women. I knew "Ellie" was rare, but I'm glad she was not completely unique.

When we were in her home, "Ellie" would usually assign me to make drinks for us, while she peed. Fortunately, she stored her glassware in a cabinet which was adjacent to the bathroom which she used, so I had a good excuse for being nearby, while she was peeing with the bathroom door half open, her usual practice. She was often surprised that I had not made as much progress on the drinks as she had anticipated, when she returned from peeing. (She kept the liquor in a location which was not nearly as close to the bathroom as the glasses, and did not offer the same access to the sounds coming from the bathroom.) So I had to come up with a plausible excuse, on occasion.

 

Edited June 16, 2019 by Dr.P
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[Brutus 2,206]

13 hours ago, Dr.P said:

Wow! Great story! Absolutely ironic that she set you up so perfectly for the whole thing, and gave you a built-in excuse for waiting patiently, outside the Ladies' room. Talk about being in the absolute right place, at the perfect time. Congratulations! And thanks much for sharing the experience. I wonder if she was aware that she could be heard, outside the bathroom, or if she cared about that?

Yeah it was incredibly fortunate dumb luck! 

As for her feelings about being heard, it can be hard to tell because some women are genuinely oblivious to how loud they are, others just don't care, whether they are aware or not. Just based on her more rugged look and strong personality, she seems to be the type that doesn't care who hears either way, and would laugh at anyone bothered by her pissing in a toilet the way she wants to.