Soaking Macy's

[JQKER 803]

Took all my clothes off in a Macy's changing room yesterday, stroked my cock until it was bone hard, and emptied my full baldder all over everything, splattering boner piss everywhere.  Then I rubbed one out, splooging on the bench, got dressed, left, and had a cigarette in the parking lot.

[speedy3471 10,655]

Wow good work. Iam guessing no one seen you lol?

[JQKER 803]

I'm guessing they didn't, and even if they did they couldn't tell anyone because it's a federal crime to observe or photograph people in store dressing rooms in the US.  Peeing in the parking lot is always fun, too, as long as there's no security cams watching me whip it out and soak a few parked Mercedes.  On a dare, I once peed out the window of a friend's car on the freeway.  The lady driver behind us actually had to turn on her wipers.

[Adyguy6970 877]

I guess whoever got to clean up probasbly didn't think it was quite such fun.  Much as I love pee fun I hate the idea of making a mess on ther people's property.  

[Pissdrinker 874]

49 minutes ago, Adyguy6970 said:

I guess whoever got to clean up probasbly didn't think it was quite such fun.  Much as I love pee fun I hate the idea of making a mess on ther people's property.  

Agree- though I did a LOT of this kind of thing when I was younger.

I’ll still piss in hallways though - hard to break habits