A new experience

[Jethro P 137]

As I have said before, I’m a sad old fart.

When I was “married”, the sex life between the old witch and I was more like pandas – only when she wanted babies, and then in the dark, missionary, and she’d close her eyes and grit her teeth.

When I finally broke off from that stale relationship, I wanted my willy to be pounded. So I got a “male masterbater”. It isn’t like a lady’s pussy; you just stick your willy in, and it just vibrates. I call it my “Willy Wacker” 😃

[I would put a picture here but it says exactly where it came from  😢 ]

Thing is, a couple of nights ago, I had a serious boner on and was bursting for a piddle as well. The boner took priority and I stuck my willy in the wacker.

I honestly thought it was making me cum, but a huge stream of wee came out instead. The stream just wouldn’t stop, and it felt even better than cumming – it was feckin stunning!! The hard willy, the vibration and the wee altogether were just a stupendous combination! I felt as if I had just had the biggest orgasm of my life.

I did it again tonight. I waited until my usual pee time but did the wacker as well. Un-feckin-believable!!

Other than finding a real pee partner, that is my new go-to wee experience.

[spywareonya 37,961]

13 minutes ago, Jethro P said:

“Willy Wacker”

Willy Wank-a and the Sperm Factory aajajajjaahahahahahahahahahahah

 

Great story… I'm only sad that you had not yet found a girl worthy of you

[speedy3471 10,655]

8 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Willy Wank-a and the Sperm Factory aajajajjaahahahahahahahahahahah

 

Great story… I'm only sad that you had not yet found a girl worthy of you

Hahaha willy wacker and the sperm factory, good one 

He will find a worthy women, just gotta make the scary first step and go meet them

[Jethro P 137]

7 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Willy Wank-a and the Sperm Factory aajajajjaahahahahahahahahahahah

"Willy Wanker" did pass my mind, but it doesn't actually wank the willy, it just vibrates and wacks the top of it.

Sperm??? I was vasectomised a long time ago. I would love to tell you the circumstances, but another story!

7 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Great story… I'm only sad that you had not yet found a girl worthy of you

I am on the look-out. I have a good circle of friends, but you can't just go up to someone and say "Can I pee all over you" 😂

[spywareonya 37,961]

11 minutes ago, Jethro P said:

"Willy Wanker" did pass my mind, but it doesn't actually wank the willy, it just vibrates and wacks the top of it.

Oh… I hope one day you find a girl so to save electricity ahahahahah

 

11 minutes ago, Jethro P said:

Sperm??? I was vasectomised a long time ago. I would love to tell you the circumstances, but another story!

ABSOLUTE RESPECT. Whenever you wanna tell me I will listen with utter interest and love

 

11 minutes ago, Jethro P said:

I am on the look-out. I have a good circle of friends, but you can't just go up to someone and say "Can I pee all over you" 😂

Once I tried with a girl, we where dancing together in a cage in a nightclub, she was doing the arc, I mean squatting and then going backward with her chest, and I was high-squatting with my pussy over her face, and I asked her "Can I pee all over you?"

[speedy3471 10,655]

3 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Oh… I hope one day you find a girl so to save electricity ahahahahah

 

ABSOLUTE RESPECT. Whenever you wanna tell me I will listen with utter interest and love

 

Once I tried with a girl, we where dancing together in a cage in a nightclub, she was doing the arc, I mean squatting and then going backward with her chest, and I was high-squatting with my pussy over her face, and I asked her "Can I pee all over you?"

And did she let you?

[speedy3471 10,655]

11 minutes ago, Jethro P said:

"Willy Wanker" did pass my mind, but it doesn't actually wank the willy, it just vibrates and wacks the top of it.

Sperm??? I was vasectomised a long time ago. I would love to tell you the circumstances, but another story!

I am on the look-out. I have a good circle of friends, but you can't just go up to someone and say "Can I pee all over you" 😂

Semen factory then hahahaha. 

Fair enough, award first question asking that hahahhaha

[Jethro P 137]

Just now, speedy3471 said:

Semen factory then hahahaha.

Absolute floods of precum. It's like having a sticky pee 🤣

[speedy3471 10,655]

3 minutes ago, Jethro P said:

Absolute floods of precum. It's like having a sticky pee 🤣

Hahahahahahahaha

[spywareonya 37,961]

50 minutes ago, speedy3471 said:

And did she let you?

Y

E

S

 

I let go on her chest but couldn't aim at her face, and I had to cut it down because theorically speaking the club was a normal one, and that would have been illegal to actually perform a Golden shower...

But after that we went to the car and had sex… Alex was with a girl he befriended in some previous nights… 

[speedy3471 10,655]

1 hour ago, spywareonya said:

Y

E

S

 

I let go on her chest but couldn't aim at her face, and I had to cut it down because theorically speaking the club was a normal one, and that would have been illegal to actually perform a Golden shower...

But after that we went to the car and had sex… Alex was with a girl he befriended in some previous nights… 

As always awesome and so hot 

[spywareonya 37,961]

7 minutes ago, speedy3471 said:

As always awesome and so hot 

THAT night was great

She was barely legal and got this crispy ass, her friend was black skinned (Alex has a thing for them) and Always smiling… I bet she was even more smiling with her mouth full from Alex' cock ahahahaha

 

 

2 hours ago, Jethro P said:

Absolute floods of precum. It's like having a sticky pee 🤣

NOW THAT is funny ahahahahahahah

Stick to the subject of the forum literally aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[speedy3471 10,655]

6 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

THAT night was great

She was barely legal and got this crispy ass, her friend was black skinned (Alex has a thing for them) and Always smiling… I bet she was even more smiling with her mouth full from Alex' cock ahahahaha

 

 

NOW THAT is funny ahahahahahahah

Stick to the subject of the forum literally aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Iam sure he filled her mouth as well hahaha

[spywareonya 37,961]

10 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

Iam sure he filled her mouth as well hahaha

Yes, that was one of those time when all went great

I don't remember if they had sex that very night, but for sure they had subsequently as we met them again...

[speedy3471 10,655]

12 hours ago, spywareonya said:

Yes, that was one of those time when all went great

I don't remember if they had sex that very night, but for sure they had subsequently as we met them again...

Nice haha. Does that happen frequently? 

[spywareonya 37,961]

11 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

Nice haha. Does that happen frequently? 

It did

 

It was during my vigilante life, we befriended a lot of people, mainly for political or occult reasons

Most of them were girl and they were unashamed fighters

Thus, unashamed among bedpands (or parking lots) too

 

Also, many nightclubs weren't closed, so there were more chances to hook up

 

Now, only dance clubs exists, and hooking up there is more difficult: when there were more metal-heads retreats it was easier to find girls, metalheads are more open and intense than arrogant welldressed ladies

[speedy3471 10,655]

10 hours ago, spywareonya said:

It did

 

It was during my vigilante life, we befriended a lot of people, mainly for political or occult reasons

Most of them were girl and they were unashamed fighters

Thus, unashamed among bedpands (or parking lots) too

 

Also, many nightclubs weren't closed, so there were more chances to hook up

 

Now, only dance clubs exists, and hooking up there is more difficult: when there were more metal-heads retreats it was easier to find girls, metalheads are more open and intense than arrogant welldressed ladies

I dig that. Metalheads have open minds compared to the upper crust of society 

[Blackinksoul30 1,246]

Nice!!! I sometimes wait to pee until i have a orgasm.

[speedy3471 10,655]

1 hour ago, Blackinksoul30 said:

Nice!!! I sometimes wait to pee until i have a orgasm.

My wife says it makes her orgasm much stronger and pleasurable