Fanny

On 12/21/2023 at 3:05 PM, Kupar said:

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads.
And K in her long socks, and I in the nude
On the sofa were snuggled – she was well in the mood.

The stockings were hung by the bright Christmas tree
(I hoped that St. Nicola would be needing a wee).
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.

Sure there were reindeer; of course a sleigh too, 
But ’twas the driver I noticed … well, wouldn’t you?
 
I knew in a moment she must be St. Nic,
And her outfit was causing a twitch in my dick.
She climbed through the window (the chimney was sealed),
And undid her tunic, her breasts all revealed.

“Your present is here,” she said, “Ho, ho, ho!”
Nic stood legs apart and pee started to flow;
Wet thighs all a-sparkle in the light of the fire 
(I’m sure I could hear a heavenly choir).

She was gone in an instant; my mind all a muddle,
But there on the hearth-rug ... a definite puddle.

Merry Christmas!
 

I love this! I have a cheeky little voice in my head that just says the words in the right rhythm. Absolutely perfect. 

Living in Belgium has one advantage. We learn a lot of different languages at school. My native language is Dutch, but I’m very good at English and French too. German I can understand, but I definitely can’t write or speak it. 

18 hours ago, James_erased said:

Does anyone have any suggestions of where they’d like to see me piss, to add in here? I’d get extra turned on from fulfilling specific requests! 😉

Maybe a stairwell of some kind (garage, hotel, apartment, … anything that’s within reach. 😜

5 hours ago, Overlord said:

So I have another, more fun proposal. Who of you is in for a little game?

Depends on what the game is. 

The w the a and the s are all capital

4 minutes ago, DoctorDoctor said:

Skirt? Underwear?

Correct, a skirt without panties 😇 just letting it mostly run down my legs. 

40 minutes ago, James_erased said:

When pissing somewhere I ‘shouldn’t’, I certainly flit between enjoying focussing it on a particular area, and whilst also walking around and helping spread it further! 😉 I’m pleased to hear it’s something you’ve also at least tried - which place(s) did you attempt it? 

I have mostly tried it at home. Trying to pee while walking to the letterbox. You can see it as practice before trying it in public. 

4 minutes ago, James_erased said:

Next up, after spending the afternoon at the pub and quality testing several pints of beer, I’d got a taxi home and was definitely in need of a piss. I of course could have just crossed the road and used my home toilet, however the alleyway beside me was looking far more inviting. Cue whipping my cock out, and relieving myself in glorious fashion whilst walking down it, followed by a nice bit of piss marking up the fence for the finale 😉 there’s just something about the added riskiness of pissing whilst walking in an outdoor setting that makes it extra exhilarating.. 

https://www.redgifs.com/watch/ordinarymiserlyneondwarfgourami

I really like it if someone can pee while walking around. I have also tried it before but it was not always a succes. 

Just what is your definition of a pee challenge?

The person above me loves the smell of grass in the morning.

Love the story. Just found out about this thread. I like going to these structures too. Found a few of them around my home. Pissed in all the ones that weren’t locked.

Welcome to the site. It’s nice that you have a friend who’s so open about peeing with other people around.

never thought about telling him you enjoy seeing him pee?

Welcome 😇 

2 hours ago, pguy2981 said:

How illegal is it to pee in the street? Because if this is the case, I will pee in the street.

It is illegal and you can get a fine for it. But that being said, I don’t really know if it’s a top priority of the police to write fines for wildpeeing. 

In Belgium almost all public places have a toilet lady/guy. The cinema, the mall, concerts, … It’s an actual job. You have to pay somewhere between 30 and 50 eurocents to enter the bathroom. After you are done he/she enters the stall to clean the seat, check if there is still toiletpapier, … So it makes messing in public toilets a lot more difficult. 

Welcome, someone else from Belgium 😇

Join the club of like minded people.

Omg I feel bad, 41 years 😈

1 hour ago, Bacardi said:

What is your favorite color?

Blue

What’s your number one place to get new ideas for a naughty pee from?

Welcome, I’m also married with a kid. You’ll fit right in with the rest of us 😝

Welcome, you will definitely find a lot of those places here on the forums.

17 minutes ago, avatar said:

Don't know if you know about it, but you might want to have a look at the Member map 🙂 You guys certainly have more representation here than my home country

Yes I’ve seen the map. There are a few, but most of them have not been online in a long time 😇

25 minutes ago, Remi said:

Hello there!

I often wonder how strict it is in Belgium concerning public peeing and if the people would care enough to make a deal out of it?

Overall the people there seem to be more laid back than in germany. Everything is more 'easy going', at least that what it always seemed to me. 

Officially you will get a fine when the police catches you in the act. 
The amount depends on a lot of factors. It ranges from 50 to 350 euros.

That being said I do not know anyone who has ever actually gotten a fine. However the chance of getting a fine increases at big public events.

Personally I don’t think anyone really cares. I’ve seen guys pee a lot in the open and no one seems to care. They just mind their own business and continue on their way.

In my opinion no one will ever mention anything to the person peeing. 

45 minutes ago, Maclir said:

That was something I didn't know - now to see if there are any pictures of it.

You can find a lot of pictures on google 😇