Tony89

My morning pee: https://thisvid.com/videos/peeing-1-noisy-pee/

I've already told this before, but I'll tell it again. 😁

When I was a teenager, there was a very large empty lot near our home. People used to dump their old junk cars there. I often used these abandoned cars as a toilet and peed all over them. (hoods, seats, dashboards, gas tanks, etc..) Peeing on and in these cars turned me on a lot back then.

Few years ago I met a guy online who also had a pee fetish. When we finally met he let me pee all over his car. During the day I actually washed his car inside and out with my piss. I'm still willing to do this again if the car owner gives permission.

I didn't do this myself, but this happened at our school. We had a big toilet for students on the ground floor of the school. A group of boys once went to the toilet and they wet paper towels by pissing on them. When the paper towels were wet, they threw them all over the toilet walls, lamps, sinks and mirrors. I went to the toilet almost immediately when they left and it was really messy. There were towels everywhere and many puddles of piss on the floor. Later that day, the boys got caught and the principal made them clean the toilet.

Finland

On 2/17/2024 at 10:53 PM, Bacardi said:

For Christmas my amazing husband got me a Steamdeck 🥹 I've always preferred handhelds because my kids and husband like to hog the consoles, so this has been such a blessing! 

I've been playing the Sims 4 mostly because I love the sims but it sucks on console and I don't have a PC (well I do, but it's my husband's and I have to bypass a bunch of bells and whistles to play on it so I don't bother lol). Not only this but I've been playing the crap out of emulators. My heart is so full. I love my SD 😫

I have played the Sims games for thousands and thousands of hours. I still play Sims 3 because I like it more than Sims 4. I've been playing the Sims games since the first game was relased in 2000. I have all expension packs for Sims 1, 2 and 3. 😁

Now I just started playing Persona 5 Royal on PS5. The game has been very addictive and I play it way too much.. 😅

Good questions. I wouldn't pee on my own food or drink because I don't like the taste of pee, but I could serve it to those who want it. Of course I want to pee everywhere I shouldn't, but if there is a opportunity I would like to pee on the beautiful table setting in fancy restaurant. Foods, tablecloth, cutlery, plates, glasses, flowers, napkins, etc. would be completely soaked from piss. That would be pretty naughty..

I might try this little fantasy of mine some day. I would like to have a big cream birthday cake with lots of candles on it. Then I want to extinguish all the candles with a strong stream of piss. Not all guests may want to eat cake after that.. 😅

I was about 12 or 13 years old. I still remember it like it happened yesterday.

Me and my friend found an abandoned junk car in the forest. (It was Daihatsu Charade G20 😁 ) The car doors were not locked and we often played rally drivers there that summer. It was my turn to drive and my friend was the co-driver. In the middle of the play, my friend said he had to pee. I thought I could go pee too and we got out of the car. Then my friend said: "Hey, Let's pee on the car!" My first thought was it's not okay and we can't do that, but I answered anyway: "Okay". We both went to stand in front of the car and unzipped our pants. We started peeing at the same time and laughed as we peed on the car hood. As soon as we had emptied our bladders, I looked at the completely wet hood of the car and I thought: "that was very naughty.." Just a few days after this pee on the hood, I peed in the elevator for the first time. I was hooked on naughty pissing..

Since then, I've liked to piss on objects and in the places where I shouldn't pee and I still do it today.

On 10/29/2023 at 5:32 AM, Tony89 said:

This week here in Finland there was news where a drunken 42-year-old man had peed on beer cans in a supermarket. After the man emptied his bladder, the supermarket had to throw away 1200 cans of beer for hygiene due to risk. 

Here is the link if anyone wants to read and understand the language: 😅 https://www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-2000009946188.html

Today I saw this video clip where he pees on these beers.

https://www.iltalehti.fi/palat/fb77c9d9-1ae4-42f0-83f6-70beff746b6f

One of my fantasies would be to spend a weekend in a presidential suite at a really expensive five star hotel and be allowed to pee all over the room.. 🤩  In real life, I just pee in cheap hotel rooms. I usually pee all over in the hotel´s bathroom, because it's easy to clean yourself. I like it if there is a big mirror in the bathroom. I always pee against the mirror and watch how pee run down the mirror. I pee on the furnitures too, but I only pee on furniture that I can clean myself. I don't want to receive an expensive cleaning bill from the hotel afterwards. Last time I took a risk and peed a little on the armchair, but luckily I didn't get a bill for it.. 😁

I was in Madrid, Spain for the first time in my life. I spent many hours sightseeing in the city center and after that I felt how my bladder was full and I really needed to urinate very soon. I was desperately trying to find a toilet. I knew that I would piss at any moment and I didn't want to wet my pants.

So.. I saw an office building in front of me and there was a small windowless corner in the wall of the house. I ran to that place, while making sure no one saw what I was doing. I quickly unzip my pants and really strong piss stream splashes against the wall of the building. I must have peed for at least a minute and there was a HUGE puddle on the concrete sidewalk. I quickly zipped up my pants and ran away. I was in such a visible place that surely someone saw me pissing, but I really had to go. Sorry..

This week here in Finland there was news where a drunken 42-year-old man had peed on beer cans in a supermarket. After the man emptied his bladder, the supermarket had to throw away 1200 cans of beer for hygiene due to risk. 

Here is the link if anyone wants to read and understand the language: 😅 https://www.is.fi/kotimaa/art-2000009946188.html

2 hours ago, Sophie said:

Yeah, This is just like me.. 😅

On 10/14/2023 at 10:09 PM, Ozabot said:

My favorite pee girl Naomi 🥰 😅

Finnish is my native language. I understand English well, but speaking and writing is more difficult because I always think about what I'm going to say in Finnish first. I also know the very basics of German, Spanish and Swedish languages.