lordofcoatham1

I mean I know you get trailer trash, but chavs seem way more ferral

Is the UK the only country affected by chavs? Are there similar equivolents abroad?

tthe cinema is fun, waitt till a climactiic scene preferably one with loud music or action, everyone will be transfixed by the screen leaving you to have fun, a strategically placed empty drinks bottle or cup next to it will disguise what you got upto

not a video soot as such but found this http://motherless.com/70FDE79

Am I alone in thinking the bulldog in the last pic is ssyiing "oohh yssh"

not a scrap of shame, Ive seen girls peeing quite openly in shop doorways but never in broad daylight like that

well if all else fails, just blame the advertising, theyre paid millions to brainwash us, just claim it must have rubbed off lol

hehe the possibilities are endless lifts can be fun, always exciting if and when the door will open and wether anyone will be on the other side when they do. You could try a display bathroom in a diy store wether it be in a toilet/shower/sink. The gents toilets, plenty of scope, urinal, sinks floor. An ex and myself had some fun in a vacant house that was up for sale after we got the keys from the estate agent for a private viewing, hope this gives you some inspiration!

Ive seen a few do this, but not quite so brazenly

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72kUIy-VAAk[/media]

Ive read the article and am still not sure if this is encouraged in their hotel or not? Would be a nice extra on room service!

She did intentionally show me the pic, shes not shy and was quite matter of fact about it, i think it may have just been the sheer size of the puddles that made her take the pic, though Im afraid the mind of a drunken wonen is a mystery to me. But from the pic I recognised it wasnt that far into the alleyway so anyone passing by could have got quite some view

Ive had demands made of me by friends and girlfriends, as with most men I rarely carry tp, other offerings that have been gratefully recieved include: leaves (no idea about what sort, they wernt stinging nettles tho lol) receips, banknotes (unfortunatly long since spent) newspaper leeflets magazines, the padding from inside my jacket, chamois leather, gloves, my shirt - sleive or hem, and on my trousered leg

Ive splashed my shoes and on occasion those of the girl I was peeing with

but i see where you are coming from, its a stupid habit, its way too expensive and i probbably shouldnt do it

thats before you remove everything that gets bundled into smoking related diseases, the government will not publish data on how carcenegenic filling a car with unleaded petrol has been suggested to put you at the same risk of contracting cancer as smoking 20 cigerettes, just about everything about modern life is toxic

i think we still pay over at the moment, but again on the flipside we die earlier, no long term old age costs, pensions, nursing, housing etc plus the western diet, a more fish based oily diet would lead to dramatic reductions in smoking related diseases as seen in japan, which has the highest instances of smokers in the industrialised world but some of the lowest instances of smoking related diseases, but higher than average bowel cancer rates

well you will miss us smokers when taxes go up over the board when they ban them eventually

tho seeing a girl smoking doesnt really do anything for me, the smoking ban in pubs and clubs in the uk has often led me to killing two birds with one stone and finding somewhere to pee whilst Im outside and finding Im not alone in doing this either

I perfer getting the old chap out to peeing in my swimming shorts if i can get away with it whilst peeing in a pool

I met up with a friend Id been on the works xmas drinking sesh the other day and she was showing all of the embarassing pics and vids from that night when one pic flicked up showing two substantial puddles in an alleyway, apparently she and her friend had gone to a pizza shop on their way home and said " we were that close to pissing ourselves whilst we ordered that we just ran across the road and went there" Then there was a pic of the takeaway followed by a few more when they got home and she never mentoned any more about it.

Im not sure that pay toilets will make that much of a difference in regards to more pepole peeing outdoors, though maybes start a protest group, get people to just spend a penny, not 20p

It wasnt the case in every bar, mainly in larger or touristy type bars therd be someone sat at a little table infront of the toilets with a bowl full of euro coins or whatever they charged,

any more and I will need a boat lol

Ive noticed there are quite a few pay toilets on the continent, Ive been to toilets in france that were essentially unisex, you went into a large room with urinals which were free to use and you had to pay at a turnstile if you wanted to use a cubicle. Other times Ive had to pay has been in pubs and bars in Holland, France and Spain and had to pay to use the toilet, usually like a euro which was very annoying as they must make a fortune from extorting people drinking in their establishment and esp as for most they were just the usual shoddily built dirty efforts, but as a lot of the time when drinking over there we'd be bar hopping so would usually just wait and find somewhere to go on the way.But to be honest I didnt really have a problem doing that.

some links to galleries full of vintage vids and pics:

http://motherless.com/G2FBFF39

http://motherless.com/GB5E9D13

http://motherless.com/GAE69991

glad to hear youre on the mend, enjoy your new found peedom lol