When she arrives home late from work, there is a desperate scraping of the key in the lock and a hurried dropping of bags on the floor. I know the sounds, know what they mean. She has been sitting in traffic, increasingly desperate for the toilet. I go to meet her and give her a hug. She shrugs me off saying that she needs to pee, but I hold on to her, kiss her, and start to undress her. She's not unwilling, aroused even by my intent, but the sensations in her bladder are urgent. She tries to push me away, again saying she needs to pee. I tell her that I want her.
I pick her up and