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WaterboyUk

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  1. 17 hours ago, Likelettingitgo said:

    I live on the country side, so it's pretty standard.

    I also now live in a  semi rural area  but grew up in the countryside and like you  its fairly  standard practice. When out walking along the river or in the conservancy area it's not unusual to  see someone having a pee,  after all, where else are they going to go, there's no toilets nearby. 

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  2. 1 hour ago, jmatthews1995 said:

    Well, I have been quiet on here since last Friday as I went off on holiday to a nice little cottage me and few friends rented out. It was a bit last minute as someone we know owns the cottage and they had a guest that pulled out last minute. They offered it up to anyone that could make it, and luckily, me and a few mates managed to take up the offer! I have to admit even I was shocked that my work allowed me to book it off with about 3 days notice but thankfully they did! 😄 It's been a lovely week of relaxing and adventuring. Lots of walking, lots of drinking and eating so I am well and truely refreshed.

    The drive back today from the holiday cottage was fantastic. I live the farthest away out of the 3 of us in my car so I drank plenty and knowing I was driving knew I could stop easily whenever I wanted if needs must. Over the period of the 3 hour drive my bladder gradually filled more and more. At around 2 hour 30, I was already really getting rather full and was dropping off my last friend before the last 30 minutes or so back home. He kept talking at the car and I could feel my bladder spasming, and begging for relief. I could have easily asked to be able to use his bathroom before finishing my drive, but that would be giving up and I really wanted to fully torture my poor bladder and pee muscles after a week of not really getting any time for pee fun.

    The last 30 minutes was agony. Just stop start traffic through the town, my bladder aching at every clutch press and my pee muscles threatening to loose control at any moment. Coming up the main road to my house felt like torture. Just knowing I was so close but also stuck in the slow moving lunch time traffic.

    Finally, back at my drive way I quickly dived out the car. I already knew my house mate was out at work (and will be away this weekend as usual!) so I flung myself in through the front door, rushed straight up into the bathroom and dived into the shower.

    The second I was in the shower I felt the pee errupt full pressure into my comfy boxers and jeans. The warmth spread beautifully around my private area, then began flooding down the insides of my legs and soaking my socks. The puddle was huge in the bottom of the bath. I must have peed full force for around 40 seconds.

    I stood admiring my soaked clothes for a little while, then undressed apart from my boxers. I showered off my legs and feet, then stood on a towel and dried them nicely. Once I was dry enough to walk around the house I went to my room, grabbed a nice pair of thick black jogging bottoms and pulled them up over my lovely pee wet boxers. I then grabbed some fresh socks to put on, and went outside to unload the stuff from the car that I had left in my panic to get in the house before wetting. I am now sat on a nice thickly folded towel at the computer, typing this up as my damp boxers cling tightly to my naughty little man. They'll be dry soon enough. 😛

    Overall, it has been a lovely return home after a lovely week off, and I am happy to be enjoying my naughty fetish once again! 😄

    I hope you have all been well!

    Joe

    You did well just to get home,thanks for telling us what happened 👌

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  3. 49 minutes ago, wetwulf said:

    I have. Since COVID, many of our employees work remotely, so the office is often mostly empty except for maybe 20 people, and as it gets closer to clock out time there is even less. I've been lucky enough to use the sink a few times. I've also had to piss on the way out of the office and decided to check if anyone was coming and when I knew it was clear I pissed on the dark rug near the exit.

    One of my colleagues, a woman, once said she had to piss so bad she was about to use her trashcan. She held it until break time, though, but I was surprised by how easily she said it, like she meant it. I've also seen a couple of puddles next to where cars were parked in the parking garage. The splash patterns suggest a woman squatted and peed next to her car.

    Only once nearly got caught, when one of the admin girl's  came into my office to ask me about something, I  sat there with my cock out under the desk trying to look nonchalant and a puddle at my feet. I'm pretty sure I got away with it  (I think).

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  4. I will apologise firstly for asking this question as I'm sure it has been asked and answered on many other occasions.  

    How many of you guys (male/female) have had a sneaky, naughty piss at work and not obviously in the toilets? I  work in an office and have risked doing so on quite a few occasions although I will qualify that but saying that I have reduced the risk of being caught by doing mostly on a Saturday morning when there are very few staff about and with me it sometimes leads to  a  quick masturbation session. Just thought I'd ask as I can't believe that I'm in a small minority. 

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  5. 12 hours ago, Peewee123 said:

    I wasn’t reading anything into it, I’m sure he does it all the time. I just thought it was dumb 🤣 I shut and lock the door even when I’m home alone lol

    I'm sure you're right, probably does do it all the time and it was a bit dumb of him and he should have been more cautious.  Maybe he will in the future or should be. 

  6. 50 minutes ago, Louise87 said:

    At a recent match at my local football team Wrexham FC I usually don't pee at the game as toilets are alway busy but I had a few drinks before the kickoff and at about 20 minutes in I couldn't hold it so got up went to the women's toilet an all cubicles were in use, so I went to the gents to use the cubicle in there. I rushed in an thankfully one was empty so I went it found the lock was broke but had to go so left the door open a pulled my jeans down an sat on toilet and let it go. I looked up an saw a few men were stood watching me so I sat back an kept pissing an let them have a good view. I finished my pee wiped myself up an pulled up my jeans as I was washing my hands one of the guys said thanks for the view hun that's on for the wank bank. I laughed and returned to my seat. 

    Super hot and well done you, I admire your gumption to continue and let them watch. 

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  7. On 5/4/2022 at 5:43 PM, Male_Pisser said:

    First time posting here, but I was desperate to take a piss a few minutes ago, and I had a McDonald's cup sitting here empty.

    I pulled my pants down, and pissed in the cup. Almost filled it all the way up. Went and dumped it out not much later.

    Do you guys do this? Let me know.

    Often piss in a cup or glass, in fact rarely use the toilet.

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  8. 2 minutes ago, Hsdvjg said:

    When im really horny i like to go in the shower and sit down. Than i piss a hard stream right up. So i gret it in my face and hair and everywhere. Do anybody else like to golden shower themselves.😅

    Sometimes I will  lay in the bath and pee on myself 

  9. 10 hours ago, Peewee123 said:

    I walked in on my boyfriends dad a couple of times. I used to stay late at my boyfriends, we’d be in his bedroom and his parents went to. Ed and the house would be dark. I needed to pee so went out of his bedroom, corridor was dark, bathroom door was ajar and dark inside. So I pushed the door open and went in to see his dad sat in the toilet, boxers round ankles and peeing! I was pretty horrified and apologise and quickly ran back to my boyfriends room and pretty promptly went home 🤣 why would he pee in the dark with the door open?! Especially when he knew they had company!! Lol

    Maybe he didn't want to disturb anyone,  don't read to much into it and just think of it as a happy accident 

  10. I once walked in on a relative who was staying with us.  I  thought everyone was out and I  was on my own in the house so as I approached the bathroom I was already unzipped and my jeans pulled open. I was intending to pee in the sink so I  already had my cock out also. As I  entered the bathroom  I was stunned to see this relative sitting there peeing. Her knickers around her ankles and her legs slightly apart and me standing there with my cock in my hand. There was a lot of bluster from me and apologising  as I  started to back out but she seemed quite relaxed about it. After when she came out I apologised again  but she told me it was nothing to worry about and anyway she enjoyed the view. I  still  bushed even then.

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  11. 2 hours ago, ukpeegirl86 said:

    Not a stranger’s car, but a neighbour’s car! I have a neighbour who is a real pain. Lots of noise, litter, anti social behaviour etc. Anyway I ordered a she wee online. When it arrived I practiced using it in the shower as suggested but last night, feeling confident, I went outside and got my revenge on my awful neighbour by pissing all over the side of their car not once but three times using the she wee. It was very satisfying on a number of levels.

    I like your style 👍

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