Carpetpisser

I was doing my weekly laundry this morning. As I'm sitting outside of the laundry having a smoke, there are two girls in their 20s sitting on the other bench talking. I'm looking at my phone when I heard one of them say "yea last night my mother was in the bathroom and I had to piss so bad I pissed outside in front of the car." Her friend starting giggling and said "I've done that too. The other day I peed on a towel on the floor because I didn't want to stop my game".

Needless to say I did my best to make small talk with them while we were all inside folding clothes. I did get a bit excited when I saw the towels LOL!

1 hour ago, Bacardi said:

This is really hot and adorable at the same time lol. I'd love for someone to catch me and say the same thing!

It definitely turned me on a bit LOL! Needless to say I'm going back to the beach next Friday......

Had the day off from work so figured I'd run errands & grab lunch while I was out.  After eating I walked the half block down to the beach for a look at the water and a piss. ( I piss here every time I eat at this restaurant.  

I'm standing between the elevated wood walkway that leads to the beach and a large sand dune. I get my cock out, my phone (so I could take a pic to post here since I've been slacking in posting photos here).  I start pissing, take a pic when I hear "damn honey you just pissing away aren't ya?" I look up and there's a mid 30s black lady with her beach chair and towel standing on the walkway looking down at me. I start apologizing and trying to hide everything from view tell her "I'm sorry I had to go and there aren't any bathrooms as you know" She laughs and says "It's ok I've peed right there too before. The bushes give good cover." 

At this point I feel more comfortable and give it a couple shakes with me catching her sneaking a peek at the goods. I told her "If you need to go I'll stand up there and make sure no one comes down there. I won't feel so bad if someone else does it too haha" To my astonishment she agrees! I walk up the steps, offer to hold her chair & towel. 

She walks down, squats & pulls her swimsuit to the side and starts pissing in pretty much the same puddle in the sand that I made. I couldn't see much but it was a nice sounding stream!

I told her "I come here pretty often and hope to run into you again, you seem real cool!" She says the same and tells me she's here every Friday and if I see her don't be afraid to come say hi. I reassured her that wouldn't be a problem!

Mediocre pic posted in men pissing where ever thread for those interested.

Tried to get a better pic, but I ended up getting caught midstream!!! Beach piss earlier today.

Doc Hollywood pee scene is the first movie I saw where there was pee. And yes watching Julie Warner pop a squat really did it for me!

Just now, murshymaze said:

These are all awesome. I’ve always had the boldness to pee anywhere when alcohol kicks in, but not too many opportunities like yours. Only time I really recall is taking a huge bursting piss outside of my apartment while the bathroom was in use, and a woman walking by on the street saw me standing there, dick in hand and all and giggled at me but went on her way. 
 

I’ve had plenty of conversations with women who tell me about their outdoor pissing experiences, and how guys would be surprised how often girls piss outside bars, clubs, etc. but have yet to see that yet.

The best time for seeing girls at the bar is closing time. One instance that comes to mind9and probably the best for me) was I had been talking up this one girl most of the evening. Next thing I know she invites me to go to the strip club next county over as the bars stayed open 2 hours later. We leave as they're turning on the overhead lights. As we're walking to her car she tells her friend who was the designated driver, "I gotta piss before we leave". With no care in the world she's dropping trou right in front of me pissing from a high squat. I saw everything and was close enough that I was getting splashed. Fuck it, I pulled my cock out and started pissing too. Of course I'm rock hard at this point! 

We get to the other club and not only does my new friend pop a squat in the parking lot, but her friend does too. Here I am pissing in front of 2 girls who are pissing too. I thought I was going to have a hands free orgasm at that point.

We shut this club down and I'll be damned if both of them didn't piss in the parking lot again! 

They drop me off at my house, I invite them in for a drink. As I'm fumbling with the keys in the dark, the designated driver asks me "can I pee here? I'm about to piss myself." I told her "pee anywhere you want I sure do. I acted like I couldn't find the key and told the girls "I gotta piss so bad I can't find the key" I whip it out and start pissing right there in front of both of them. Of course huge splatter from pissing on concrete which is fun.

We exchanged numbers but I never seen or heard from either one of them again. But I thought about that night many many times!

I really had to give this some thought before I posted, but in general I feel no remorse. It's a liquid and it evaporates fairly quickly.

The only time I felt somewhat guilty-

One night I went bar hopping with a female friend. The bars were close enough we could walk back to her house. As we were walking home one night, I told her "damn I gotta piss now or I won't make it home." I saw this big fountain looking thing and figured it was a prime place to piss. So I did-with her watching. Halfway thru the piss she says "carpetpisser, that's not a fountain. It's some kind of artwork" They had the road blocked off and various vendors had set their tents & artwork pieces up for this big art show they were having that weekend. I told her "hell no, they put there for ambiance, you know those high rollers like the potted palms and statues the wicker chairs & crap like that"

Well that morning, we went back downtown to go to the art show & have breakfast at this place we both enjoyed eating at. On our stroll to breakfast she points out the fountain & says "see I told you last night! Read the sign" Turns out it was some kind of statuary that you'd put in the foyer of a mansion. The price? $45,000! I giggled to myself as people were running their hands all along the area where I pissed. While we were eating breakfast she says "what do you think about your little urinal now?" I told her "it was dry this morning!" And yes she pissed in public a few times we were out. A topic for another thread.

Thinking back to those days, I was freshly divorced & the world was my oyster, well urinal at least.