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A middle aged, nice looking brunette gives a blow job to a teen boy while squatting and pissing on the hotel carpet. She then grinds her hairy muff on the boys face to orgasm.
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I love naughty peeing genre. And really love the rare pics and stories from ladies having a naughty pee before the technology age (no smart phones, no cctv, etc).
I realized this when I came across an online friend that told me his wife used to regularly pee in inappropriate places any chance she got. They got divorced in 1988, and had been married 17 years. So, I put together that this activity was mostly in the 80’s and 70’s. He said she never used the toilet in their hotel rooms, but always on the carpet or furniture. And she used to think it was funny to fill up the ice bucket with her pee, then go dump it into the ice in the ice machine (remember when ice machines used to have a lid that opened so you could scoop ice). Also, she never wore panties and usually had a short dress and she’d pop a squat in any hallway she was in if she could find a hidden spot, dark area, or even getting some shielding from her husband. He said she probably had thousands of inappropriate pees over the long haul.
It must have been an amazing time back then when there was no danger of being caught on video and posted on internet!- 2
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I work in Texas, and about 6 months ago my work moved me into a portable building (double wide) that has 8 offices, a small kitchen area, and 2 bathrooms (one for each sex). I was able to select my office location first, and naturally chose the one directly across from the women’s bathroom 😉.
There are 3 women who work there, and thanks to the paper thin walls that are inherent to portable buildings, and no fan/vent in the bathroom, it is amazing how clear I can hear the goings on inside the bathroom just from my office. So much so, that I’ve learned the bathroom habits of each lady:
One is a French lady, about 40 years old, very thin figure and always wears tight leather pants. When she goes, I hear a very loud splashing that could only be made by a solid stream from fairly high. I imagine she hovers above the toilet a good bit. Also, she’s pretty quick to get started, like maybe 15 seconds after closing the bathroom door. And she abruptly stops after peeing maybe 20 seconds on average.
One is a divorced lady of about 48 with brown shoulder length hair, largish boobs and curvy figure, but not truly overweight… maybe 150 lbs. She always wears jeans (sometimes almost cameltoe) and a blouse of some type. When she goes, I only hear a slight tinkling that can last a good bit. I’ve acted like I’m checking my phone while standing nearby the door, and have heard a slight hissing mixed with the tinkling noise. I imagine she sits on the toilet, sometimes with her legs together muffling the sound which explains why I sometimes don’t hear much. Also, she spends a good bit of time, so I imagine she’s probably checking her phone even after she’s finished for awhile.
And then the 3rd woman is fairly young, maybe 25 Hispanic with a nice body. She has long black hair with streaks of purple. When she goes, I rarely hear anything at all. I don’t know how she goes without making a sound, not even a trickling sound. Maybe she goes while sitting on the sink? My imagination runs away with it 😂.
Anyway, I honestly can say it is a bit of a distraction for me and my office location as I’m trying to get work done. But a nice benefit!
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I’m a straight male, but I imagine what it would be like to be gay / lesbian who have a pee fetish like me and going to public bathrooms. I can only relate it to what I would feel if I went to a public women’s bathroom and hearing women pissing in stalls next to me. It would make me soooo horny every time I went to a public bathroom. Hard to imagine. I mean, at work and knowing a coworker and then hearing her piss next to me would push me almost over the edge 🤣.
And are there women’s bathrooms that do not have stalls, but more than one toilet? Where you could actually see a lady having a wee if you are in the bathroom too? With men, we have open urinals so that happens all the time of course.
Anyway, just a random thought I had and thought I’d share.- 1
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Major update. So my wife discovered accidentally my files that I stored my naughty pee vids and pics. She waited until after we were done having sex one night, went to the to toilet to pee as usual, and then and told me that she had seen my files while I was there in the bathroom with her. To my surprise she wasn’t angry, but said she didn’t understand why I liked that. I told her I didn’t know why either. She then asked if I wanted to watch her pee, and I of course said yes, even if feeling a bit guilty. She spread her thighs a bit and I watched as she urinated. My after-sex limp dick got hard very fast and she certainly noticed and remarked how funny it was that it got me horny (she simply cannot process how it does to me).
Now the major part of this update. A week later (and just this past weekend) we went to her niece’s wedding in San Antonio. The reception was held in a nice hotel on the river walk, and all guests had rooms reserved there. Near the end of the reception, my wife (who was drunk on Corona’s from the open bar) whispered in my ear “I want to go back to our room, pee for you, and then I want you to fuck my brains out.”I was beyond excited when we got back to our room, and uncertain what she meant by “pee for you” as in where? This question in my head was answered quickly, when she straight asked me “where do you want me to pee? I have to go bad”. After a moment of internal shock, I pulled the long couch away from the wall of the sitting room in our suite, and said how about here. She dropped her panties from under her dress and mumbled “I can’t believe I’m about to do this” and then sternly whispered “get your phone away, completely. I’m drunk but not that drunk”. So I ran and sat my phone on the bed and came back. She was already lifting her dress and squatting down behind the couch. Her body was facing in towards the open area behind the couch, and my view from behind I couldn’t see anything but her dress draping down on the carpet. Within seconds I could hear her pissing. The sound was surprisingly louder than I expected. All the naughty pee videos I have seen, it was different being there live. The hissing and splattering sound seemed so much louder. She went for a long time, but still from my view I couldn’t see her stream. But oddly enough that didn’t really matter to me. Just the sight of her squatting down behind that couch, and listening to her relieve herself was more than enough. When she was done, she got up giggling and cussing about getting her dress covered in pee on accident. The soaking puddle behind the couch was massive. I told her I wanted to go down on her right then, which I did right there on the couch. We went on to have sex, but she was so drunk she didn’t even orgasm which was unusual for her. After we were done I scooted the couch back in place.
In the morning, she did her normal routine, went to the toilet to pee. I would have loved to watch her take her morning pee on the carpet, but I could tell she wasn’t in that kind of mood. As in not drunk. So we checked out and drove home.
And now I have a wife that will naughty pee for me, at least she will if drunk enough. I’m in heaven. 😊- 1
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An old high school buddy came to town recently, and we made a point of meeting up at a nearby pub to catch up, as we hadn’t talked in decades. We talked for a long time on many old topics.
I knew he got married to Dee Ann (we all called her Dee) a couple of years after high school (in the early 90’s) so I asked him how she was doing. He quickly let me know that they got divorced after 5 years for a lot of reasons, but mainly that she was nuts. This piqued my interest because I knew her a bit, because she worked as a cashier at our grocery store and I was a stocker. So, I asked what do you mean by nuts?He went on to say how she cheated on him and acted like it was his fault. And on and on.
And then he said she had the weirdest quirks. One quirk was that she collected the nice fabric napkins that are used at fancy restaurants. She’d simply stick one in her purse at every restaurant that had those. And she had quite a collection at home. At least a hundred, he said while shaking his head.
And then he leaned in and lowered his voice, and she had this obsession of pissing on the floor anytime they stayed at a hotel. His words: “fuckin crazy bitch never once used a toilet for peeing while at a hotel. She was disgusting, but it got herself so horny doing it she’d always jump my bones right after, so what did I care!?
Of course, I got highly interested now. So, I played along, and said yeah that’s crazy. Like she’d just go somewhere in the room?
He shook his head and said “that bitch would hold it on a long car trip just to piss on the floor as soon as we checked in. She’d go in the middle of the night, in the morning, anytime. Hell, I got tired of walking on cold damp patches on the carpet when I got up to go to the bathroom, but I didn’t shame her about it because she fucked so good.”
About that time, a friend of mine walked into the pub and came over, which changed the conversation and that was last we discussed about Dee. So, later I looked Dee up on Facebook and found her. She accepted my friend request. She’s probably about 51 or 52 years old now. She’s got kids, by the Facebook she posts. Anyway, I keep her identity confidential, as I can’t imagine she’d want anyone to know about that stuff. It was in the early 90’s when she did all that, before smart phones and stuff.
I’ve masterbated so many times to her pics, just now having this knowledge of her naughty hotel pee fetish (she at least had at one time).
Thought I’d share this for y’all’s enjoyment too!
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me too Bacardi !!! me too!
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No video. Wife would never allow and I don't want to spy vid.
Have you masturbated or peed while talking on the phone to a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if gay), and they have no idea that you're doing it?
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Since I'm not a girl, I can't answer the last question asked, therefore I'll answer the sexual bucket list question:
I would love to go to a hotel with my wife, drink as many beers as we could at the hotel bar, then go to our room and have her give me a blow job while squatting down beside the bed and emptying her bladder on the carpet. (by the way, I've come close to this, in that she has given me a bj while tinkling on the toilet).
OK, question for the next person: what is an activity or action (besides peeing) that when you see another person do it, it makes you horny?
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OK. When you've been fucking or bating, and it's time to have that orgasm (or for you women, multiple orgasms), what are the usual thoughts that you pull out that push you over the edge?
For me, if I want to get to that orgasm, I just think about the sound and sight of my woman pissing, and that gets me there pretty quick. Sometimes, just remembering the hissing sound she makes while peeing, and having my dick right at the point where the hissing is coming from, well, that gets me everytime.
Curious to what others use for the money shot?
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The scene of the woman pissing all over the body of the dead man I’ve always found weirdly arousing. Since I’m into female being dominant, it is no surprise. And the way they killed the man just before that scene was so cruel, and then her just peeing on him in intense pleasure was almost too much for me. Just a movie, but it sure pushed the boundaries.
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18 hours ago, MissAutumn said:
Would you ever consider recording yourself without showing your face? I personally do mine like that for privacy purposes, but maybe that could help you not feel so shy??
@MissAutumn I just have to say I have masturbated multiple times watching you pee on hotel carpets. Your husband is a lucky man. Thank you for sharing!
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35 minutes ago, foxypiss said:
Currently holding and no one's home. Where should I piss
Pee in a potted plant, if you have one.
Otherwise, pee into your dirty laundry pile or hamper. The clothes will get washed anyway, so why not?
Let me know what you ended up doing, I would love to know I had input into the naughty pee of a nice lady like yourself!!
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OK, so some updates:
1. We were getting ready for sex, and the wife was half-drunk and horny. We were making out in the bathroom when she stopped to go pee. While she was sitting on the toilet, I walked over to her and put my penis close to her. She had just started peeing, and she grinned and took my dick into her mouth. The feeling of her hot tongue on the tip of my penis while she urinated was so exciting. I almost even considered cumming but held off (I've never never ejaculated into my wife's mouth - as she has already made it clear it would gross her out and she's not interested in that). Afterwards I told her how hot it was that she gave me head while she was peeing. She just laughed a little. Perhaps I have "cracked" open the pee fetish door a tiny bit.....!
2. We do a lot of walking on the weekday evenings, to try and stay in shape. On a walk last week, the wife started getting desperate to pee. I'm not into desperation fetish, per se, but I understand those that do. We were walking back to our truck (we drive to a location that we like to walk). She was complaining very much about needing to pee and trying to figure out where. She couldn't wait until driving back home or driving to a business. So, I offered her she could pee in my large Yeti cup I had in the truck. She said that would be gross, but I countered that I go down on her almost every day and so a few drops of piss in my cup is nothing, and that it would get washed out later. So, we got back to the truck, and I got to watch as she quickly pulled her yoga pants down and emptied her bladder into the Yeti cup she held under herself in the passenger seat. She had to stop herself peeing, pour it out on the ground beside the truck, then emptied out some more in the Yeti filling it about halfway again. She thanked me for letting me use the cup, and I told her she could use it anytime. When we got back home, she carried it in with her and soaped it out in the sink. Anyway, that was awesome experience for me.
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Ladies - a quick poll where your confronted with various scenarios.
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awesome list.
I would have wetinkbunny for employee of the year! she soaked her classroom carpet many a times. At least she said she worked at a school.
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yep it appears to be down for the most part @gldenwetgoose. does same for me
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I'm a man, and I am obsessed with women who pee in naughty places. When I'm in a hotel room, I like to take off my clothes, squat down and put myself into the mind of being a woman as I'm letting it out on the carpet. I like to close my eyes and listen to the pattering on the floor while in the female squatting position, because that's how much I want to know what a woman is feeling as she's naughty peeing. Gets me so horny.
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Thanks for the kind words and advice! Perhaps I will not give up on it. She definitely knows I enjoy watching her pee, and she has even peed on my hand in the shower when I asked her to once, although I know she thought it odd.
Baby steps. I will keep on working on it!
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So, this past weekend I drank my wife's pee for the first time ever (we've been married for over 25 years). We were tent camping, and I had the pleasure of watching her squatting and relieving herself in a large metal bowl multiple times. OK, so I didn't crawl up and stare at her stream, but rather across the tent, dim lighting, her hair and hands more or less prevented me from seeing her actual stream. But the audible hissing was lovely.
Anyway, we were getting ready to have sex, and she peed in the bowl while totally nude. I still had my clothes on, and when she was done she asked me if I would toss her pee off into the woods. Being the good husband, I gladly did so, but not before I took a drink from the bowl while outside the tent where she couldn't see me. To my chagrin, it did not taste pleasant. At all. I was imagining something a little different. So, maybe I will fantasize about her peeing rather than drinking as well!!
Sometimes we get buyer's remorse, I suppose....
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I love females vandalizing or generally causing destruction. Which is why I like naughty pee!
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Wondering who all has multiple fetishes? For me, I have two powerful fetishes, and then several mild or “side” fetishes, so to speak.
My main fetishes:
1A: Naughty pee (and general pee too)
1B: Crush fetish (watching women step on things)
My mild/side fetishes:
2A: Tattoos on women, especially their feet and legs.
2B: Voyeur watching women (up skirt, while changing, cameltoe, littering, doing anything inappropriate)2C: Hairy women. I love hairy pussy being licked, fucked, fingered, or just walking around. Whatever, just so long as she’s got a big muff.
Curious if others have also very different fetishes that you like combined with pee? For me, when I see pee combined with any of my other fetishes, it makes it that much better! Please share if you do.
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On 10/8/2021 at 2:00 PM, Carpetpisser said:
I met a girl off Tinder, turned out we both enjoyed naughty pees. We got a room in a cheap motel and spent 2 days just soaking the place down. Lots of beer certainly helped!
That would be so fun!!! Any pics to share or if not, a detailed recount of some of the naughty pissings would be great!
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We house sit for our next door neighbor, a single divorced lady, from time to time. She’s an attractive woman, who recently had her fake breasts removed because they were causing her complications, but she still looks hot anyway.
One time when my wife was away for the weekend and my neighbor had left on a trip, I ended up going to my neighbors house the evening before she returned.
I cleaned out the kitty litter box (she has a cat), added fresh litter, then took a long pee into the kitty litter. It was a huge clumpy mess when I was done. I later imagined her scooping the litter box when she got back and knowing she was handling my piss, in a way, got me horny. 😈- 1
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Missed pee partner opportunities
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As a teenager, I worked at Walmart in the garden center. This was in the late 80’s. I mainly worked outside with the plants and potting soil bags and stuff. A coworker named Ann Marie worked as a cashier most of the time on the inside part of garden center. She was a couple years older than me and attended the junior college. I think she was a natural red head, but maybe she died it that way. I was still in high school and felt out of her league.
One evening she was complaining about how far the bathroom was (it was located in the very back of the store, and we were in front/side). Being unusually bold for me, I mentioned that I had taken a pee every now and then at the back part of the outside area where we kept the small plants and flowers, just to save the walk. She quickly jumped in and said that’s a great idea. It was somewhat late in the evening and we didn’t have any customers around at the moment. She asked if I’d stand by and be a lookout for her while she went to the back area herself. I said of course! So she went back and I stood there and kept watch, while literally dying to get a glimpse of her. But she had squatted out of view. After a couple of minutes, she came back hand over her bladder area saying she felt much better and thanked me. Curious, later on I went back to the spot she must have peed to see if I could find a big wet spot on the pavement. But I didn’t see that. However, there was a tray of small bedding flowers sitting on the ground, and it occurred to me she must have set the tray on the ground for something to pee on (I guess to keep from splattering on herself). I went back to visit with her and she was going on as if no big deal. Inside I couldn’t stop thinking about her peeing.
The next week, there was another moment when I thought she’d do it again because she asked me to cover the register while she went to have a pee. But there were too many people around and it didn’t pan out.
Then the very next week, she quit the job and I never saw her again.
So, I was left with only my imagination and dirty mind as I thought about Ann Marie and what could have been if I had pursued a relationship. If she was willing to pee like that, what other pee stuff would she be willing to get up to? Alas. Missed opportunities of the past….