Pee Sensei

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pee_Pee_Island

OK so the title says it most, but I thought I might elaborate if you don't mind.

I live quite high, at least regarding my neighborhood and so I get good views on some apartments. Most of them are boring but there is one particular window I like to pay attention to whenever I walk by the window which is looking in that direction.

At least two women live there, might be relatives, hard to even tell their ages but definitely 30+. I have seen one of them walking around, during chores and even sunbathing only partially clothed but nothing explicit so far.

Last weekend the sun was once again shining from a perfect direction so I got a good view of her balcony and most of her room and I saw her sitting on the floor, right next to the balcony door sideways with her legs pulled up. I stayed and tried to find out if she was wearing panties or not, because I could only see her wearing a white t-shirt and no pants for sure. Then suddenly... she leaned back, almost lying down completely and throw her legs up in the air, spreading them in a ... very welcoming position! 

I couldn't make out as much as I wanted, but I saw her moving constantly and still maintaining that position for most of the time, and occasionally something metallic showed up between her legs in her hands. I watched her for a couple of minutes until she finally disappeared from the close proximity of her window, and returned a little after now with red pants on, so I guess she finished her business either way or another.

What do you think? Did she do that or... ?

1 hour ago, AbbyPeePrincess said:

What's the point of taking out the dishes? 😄 I always pee on them when I use the sink...

My wife used it last year on a vacation. The toilet opened from outside the house (it was a renovated old house and this was the best they could do). She was so freaked out about the huge spiders which roamed around the place that instead of leaving the building at night, she rather used my son's potty and asked me to get rid of it. I used the bathroom sink for that, and for myself too 🙂

On 6/30/2020 at 11:07 PM, gldenwetgoose said:

No, but I did one try out a disposable nappy (diaper) - obviously far too small to wear but was able to hold it against myself and pee into it to see how much it would hold.  Quite a surprisingly large amount as it turns out. 

It's on my todo list to try it out once 😉

here's another water closet for you:

last one from me today I promise:

pee in the kitchen sink? no, pee in the kitchen toilet

cheap urinals?

8 hours ago, Jason Basin said:

This is probably an old one but I've only just heard it and love it!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Any fool can roast beef!

 

 

I think most of the users of this forum would disagree on the punchline but still funny :)

But I brought something too:

2 hours ago, Hightower said:

Pee RPG is a fun idea

Maybe level ups in strength, duration of stream etc and maybe an 'influence' stat- e.g at low level if you get caught by an NPC they report you to the guards but at high level they join in?

Maybe include guilds like Elder Scrolls as well, could have a naughty pee guild, golden shower guild etc. Like the final quest for the watersports guild would be you seduce and pee on the emperor's wife or something 😂

please take a look at the pee dnd topic: 

There's a huge, old hungarian forum with thousands of categorized topics, and within the erotic section there a few active threads about peeing, but every time I decide to become a more integrated part of that community, I always back up quick. It's not organized like this, because that would end up in dead spaces soon, but this way anytime someone tries to start a relevant conversation, its quickly overgrown by horny males looking for company and endless reposting of thousand year old pics from the internet. 

2 hours ago, Vassal said:

Well actually...

Secret knowledge 😄 Trust me, I just know, okay?! Intriguing situation

Sorry its my internal voyeur and creep speaking, but I would love to have a pee sense! It would certainly be the base for some pun play with my name, but not because of that.

It would work like this: whenever anyone in my close proximity started to relieve themselves, I would sense it! Not smell it, but like a unique sixth (tenth? twenty-second?) sense, just telling my brain exactly which direction and how far is it happening.

I might have already mentioned this on this forum, but not sure, so here I go:

A few years back I was sent to a business trip from my previous workplace. Didn't had too much time to be alone in my hotel room, but I tried to make the best of the situation, hardly using the toilet to anything else but number twos.

On my morning to leave I was in a little hurry, but decided one more naughty pee will fit in my time. I spread out a clean bath towel on the bathroom floor and peed all over it.

Now, I didn't consider two things. It was my first pee in the morning, and the hotel being a rather exclusive one, the towels were so white they almost shine in the dark.

There I stood with a thick white bath towel with dark yellow stains all over it, and it was quite obvious what have just happened with them, having only about half an hour left until check-out, my bags still unpacked, and the cleaning lady already knocking on my door. The best I could do is I threw in the bathtub, and tried to soak it as much as I could, washing it with everything could find and finally left it completely soaked in the shower stall, hoping they won't ask anything.

I wouldn't care if I would have been paying for the room, but I was seriously afraid about my boss getting a check listing an extra towel cleaning a few days later 😄 

I often have dreams involving peeing, in various situations, but last night I think I had one with my wife for the first time.

She is not into peeing, and her tolerance varies a lot too, depending on her long term mood. During the many years we have been together I had some very exciting peeing moments with her but also complete denial and refusal.

I can't say I see her a lot in my dreams, but last night she was there, and I asked her to pee in the baby tub (don't worry, we don't use it anymore, and she keeps bragging me about taking to the basement already). To my biggest surprise, she did. I probably knew I was dreaming because I kept rewinding the scene, maybe just so I won't forget it when I wake up. It seemed so convenient by the way, its small enough for her to squat over it, but big enough to make sure the splash is contained while I have a perfect view.

I told her she was in my dreams, doing what I asked her to do, but seeing the grin on my face she decided she doesn't want to know the details.

Does any of you ever dream about your wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend peeing for you?

😞

note to the the admins: there is no sad emoji in the post's like menu 

1 hour ago, laughingbeast said:

Are you thinking of a 2DGC/3DGC game/visual novel with renders using Ren'Py or RPGM, Or something more complex like a fully animated game on Unity, or Unreal Engine? I'm considering a visual novel in a fantasy setting with pee elements.
But only something small, because my time availability is very limited. And the pee elements wouldn't be part of the "combat mechanics", but something that would just spice up the story

That actually sound like something I am looking for for a little while now, so if you happen to put together anything, keep us updated!

11 hours ago, CharlieS_00 said:

I know zilch about DnD, but I wondered if you'd be ok for me to borrow a few of your ideas for an RPG? I love gaming and I've wanted to have a go at making something like this for years and this thread has motivated me to try it. It's a similar fantasy setting, with taverns and potions and other things that you get in DnD. It'll be solo-player with group voice chat (multiplayer is a bit beyond by skill level right now), but I want to add a co-op version later on so people can team up if they like.

Sure, do as you like. 

So will this be a video game?

I think this is related, BTW Im still looking for players

5 hours ago, DXR said:

Sorry, but that's a hoax.   If you read the article, they injected a blue liquid into the bladder, and the liquid came out during orgasm.  This just means that if there is pee in the bladder, the convulsions of orgasm can cause some pee to be released.  It does not prove that all the released fluid came from the bladder - the leaked bladder fluid (pee) will mix with the squirt fluid and still produce a blue liquid.  This myth was shown to be false in a video by Elizabeth from Patches' Place (I have the video).  She pees into one glass, then squirts into a second glass.  The difference is obvious.  It's not physically possible to have two different liquids in the bladder at the same time and then release each of them separately.

The linked article doesn't contradicts you actually: 

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At the time of squirting, four women in the study also appeared to experience female ejaculation. This distinct physiological process involves the secretion of a few millilitres or less of thick, milky fluid from small glands next to the urethra called Skene’s glands, or the “female prostate”. The fluid contains prostate-specific antigen (PSA), which is also present in the ejaculate produced by the male prostate. The squirted liquid from four of the women in the study was found to contain PSA, suggesting they produced female ejaculate around the same time as they squirted urine, and the two fluids mixed together in the urethra.

Which means there is orgasmic liquid which is produced by a female counterpart of the prostate, but the majority (I would say >95% at least) of the squirt is urine. Like when you pee after cuming.

It's the hiss.

I love most sounds related to pee like most people here, like the bubbling sound when dry sand absorbs it quickly, or the ice cubes cracking when the hot pee hits them, the loud drumlike hits of a metal surface or the changing pitch of splashing water as the bottle fills up.

But nothing beats the hiss.

I'm pretty much in the same situation as you, and I handle it the same way you do. To add something new: my wife turned out to be a squirter. I'm not talking about a room soaking flood, but she does lets out small spurts now and then during sex, both when fingered or being licked. I can definitely tell because the overall lubrication changes significantly right after it, and when I'm down on her I can literally need to slurp and gulp. And recent scientific studies show that squirt is technically pee, so I'm handling it as such.