MyPee

Who else had to write an essay with this title at school? Here’s one of my holiday activities that I would never have written about at school.

There was a boy (let’s call him Jake - not his real name) who lived nearby who would sometimes meet up with me for the sort of play that my parents must never find out. One day we decided to visit a mutual friend who had promised to show us something amazing (he didn’t say what it was), but there was no-one home when we got there. We decided to break in and see if we could find the amazing thing. I went down the side of the house and found an open window. It was out of view of the street. Jake and I climbed into the house and had a look around. We didn’t find anything amazing, so we decided to punish this friend by pissing in his house. Jake pissed on the wall and carpet behind a chair.  I squatted and pissed on the carpet in the middle of the room. We had another look around, and I felt I could do some more piss, so I squatted under the table in the kitchen, and made a little puddle on the Lino floor. Then we left through the window.

Another fantasy is to live in a place where everyone just pisses anywhere they like, including on each other if they feel like it, as just a normal thing, all the time.

4 hours ago, pisslover94 said:

another one i have is where me and a friend would go around and find hot women and surprise them with piss showers and see how many kinky bitches will let you shower them in your hot piss 😈

Interesting - I am a woman, and one of my biggest fantasies is being surprised by piss showers from men. Yeah, so I am one of those kinky bitches who would let you do it. 

Oh yeah, it works for me. It gives a bigger orgasm. Like sweets above, when I’m desperate it’s a huge orgasm and I need towels!

My first husband was into pee in that he enjoyed it when I peed while he was licking pussy. But we never discussed the subject and so there was never more pee play than that. I think we were both brought up with the idea that it was something you didn’t talk about and didn’t engage in. Pity. But at least we both enjoyed any pee that occurred during sex. 
My second husband was not into pee at all. It is not easy having differences and secrets from a partner. I used to pee play by myself when he wasn’t around: look at pee porn, pee on the floor or in receptacles or on old pillows or towels (that I would then throw out). 

In my family it was taboo. However there were times it occurred when I was young. There were times I was in the bath and Mum or Dad would come in to go to the toilet. There was a glass privacy screen between bath and toilet, so I didn’t really see more than blurry movement, but I heard it all. Once a week my parents would have their band practice in the front room, and sometimes one of the band members would come into the bathroom to take a leak while one of us kids was in the bath. My parents expected us to leave the door unlocked for this purpose. Even though there was another separate toilet in the house. Kinda weird now I think about it; toileting being taboo, yet letting strangers do it near your kids. I saw a few penises because of this: I’d peek, or they'd step back enough that I could see! One once pulled back the shower curtain while I was in the bath to show me his dick. They were almost always a bit drunk, because they’d drink a lot during their band practice.

My brothers and I occasionally would pee within view of each other, but it was considered very naughty. I remember this one time where it was very deliberate and very naughty: My parents were both out, and my older brother suggested we all try peeing on each other. We were fairly young: around 11, 8 and 6. We got naked in the bathroom and my little brother peed on me, I squatted over my older brother to pee on him, and my older brother peed on my younger brother, who quickly complained it was too much, so my older brother finished on me. 

I hope no-one minds stories of childhood peeing. It wasn’t sexual at all, just naughty. By the time we kids reached puberty, it all became very secretive, and no one ever peed in view or hearing of, or even got naked in front of anyone else in the family.
 

I did a search for pee discussions, and there you were! Happy to have found the page. I’m gradually discovering and getting rid of inhibitions. It is so nice to talk about things and tell stories about events in my life that have remained hidden. It feels like a weight is lifting.

Thankyou for this subject. I have tried to not listen to others peeing, thinking it wrong. It was how I was brought up. Anything to do with that area of the body was dirty and taboo. When I did listen with interest, I felt I was doing something very bad. And I was a “good girl”. So I tried to do the “right” thing. It is hard to get rid of old habits, but reading the responses here has changed my thinking, and I will now be open to listening. In fact I will be more than open, I will enjoy it when the opportunity arises! I have almost always kept my pee fetish to myself, and only indulge in secret. Things are changing. 😉

Ahh, good question! When I was a kid I used to think about this a lot. The design I came up with was an L shaped house, with a deck or patio at the back between the arms of the L. The front of the house would all be just a normal house, you know, for visitors, while the tail of the L shape at the back would be just one huge piss room. It would be furnished with bed and chairs and cushions and anything else good to piss on. And it would be able to be opened out to the deck to be hosed off when needed. I imagined I’d be in there using it a lot!
More recently I thought that having two (or more) separate houses would be good: one that stays pee free, for PR (for visitors, etc), and the other to be the piss house. Someone mentioned the idea of a hotel, and that might be an interesting thing: to own a hotel with lots of rooms especially for pissing in! 🤣

If several people are stuck in a lift together for that long, they would start to talk to each other about what was happening, and the normal “elevator etiquette” (to remain quiet and ignore each other) would be gone. As they became more open and friendly with each other, I’d mention that I hope the elevator is fixed soon because I have to go to the toilet. I might get a discussion going about what to do in that situation, and what they would do, and get them into sympathy with my plight, so that they are prepared and understanding when I really have to go. I’d apologise, but I wouldn’t tell them to turn away, in fact if they were a friendly bunch, I might cheekily say “you can watch if you want”. 

The craziest place for me was on the carpet and furniture of the apartment of a stranger I’d met on an online pee chat site, 20+ years ago. When I arrived, he led me inside and he started kissing and playing with me and quickly got us out of our clothes. OMG! he had a gorgeous body and the biggest cock I’d seen, so big I kind of worried about having it inside me! He had put some plastic on the floor to protect the carpet, and he lay back on this. He asked me to piss on him. (Note: this was my first ever pee experience!) I was by his feet, and I got into the sort of standing position that I thought would help the aim (I mean, I had never done this before!), and started peeing: a long stream of piss fanned out everywhere and went all over everything! On him, on the carpet, on the couch and table, the lamp, everything around us. I was as surprised as he was! Well, everything was wet anyway, so he got up and pissed all over me, and we lay down in the piss puddle and fucked (OMG that huge cock!).

It was kind of funny because he had this plastic carefully placed on the carpet, but everything got wet anyway. Actually it comes to mind now that the apartment wasn’t his, but his friend's. 😂 

He was so hot and so well-hung that I later wondered if he was a porn actor, and had hidden cameras in the apartment, but I have never seen a video of it online. 😅

Maybe 4 or 5. Possibly earlier. I used to like to pee in naughty places, like inside the wardrobe. And I always peed in the bath: I’d get into the bath and the pleasure of the warm water stimulated the pee desire (you know the feeling!) and I just let go. Every time. Even if I was in the bath with one of my brothers. I’m pretty sure they peed in the bath too. My older brother peed on my face once, while we were in the bath together, when he lifted himself up above the water line while peeing. At the time I reacted with disgust, because “pee was dirty”. (We were taught that.)

I remember when I was about 8, my best friend stayed the night. There were two beds in my room, so we decided to sleep together in one, and use the other as a toilet. We pulled down the covers and both squatted on the bed and left puddles of pee. A bit later my Dad looked in and told me to get back in my own bed. So I did. My friend and I were both giggling and my Dad asked what we were giggling about. “Nothing!” we both said.

As a kid, the excitement in peeing was from the naughtiness. The first time I experienced an actual erotic feeling connected with peeing, and the first time I recognised peeing was my thing, was when I was age 14: I was walking past a shop, and there was a small boy, about age 2 or 3, outside the shop. He had no pants on. He started peeing, a long stream, and turned around 180 degrees, almost getting me with his pee. My whole body reacted with that rush of erotic pleasure. I was initially a bit worried by my reaction, because of his age, but as time went on, and I got that rush from other incidents of peeing from adults too, I realised it wasn’t the age but the peeing that aroused me.

Wow! The memories! 😏💦💦😛