sexyandre88

15 hours ago, peebus10 said:

Maspalomas is a really nice place to hang out, all kinds of things happening over there. It’s a big beach with lots of little dunes and shrubbery. 

I agree with you. And nobody says anything. I’ve also had some interesting encounters. Could be really fun to met people there from here. 

3 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

You make me blush 🥹🥹🥹 I hope you never get tired of me. I am on a language learning kick and, actually, now that I think of it there are a lot of Swedish customers at my job so....maybe we can have a lesson or two 🤣

And, lol! That would make my husband cry for sure. 

Ask your boss if you can visit one of your costumers. It’s gonna be an experience you won’t forget 😉 and you’ll not be able to walk anyway so why not just stay here for a while? 
Do you think your husband will get jealous? 😈

15 hours ago, selfpissinglad said:

If my wife left me for Andre i would get it! Look at him! Im not even gay and that cock is amazing 😂😂

I don’t say no to a challenge if your wife wanna challenge my cock 😈

On 10/21/2022 at 2:10 AM, Bacardi said:

Just remind me before I leave for Sweden to leave my divorce paper work on the desk for my husband lol. Gotta brush up on my Swedish.

If you are looking for someone who is submissive and obedient, you found the right person 😇 you say the words and I will be there on my knees in front of you. 

(I am such a simp for Andre and I don't even care 🤣)

Send your husband a selfie of my pissing cock in your mouth while you’re at it 😉 

I can teach you the most basic Swedish such as “I want your cock”, “my pussy is so wet”. But of course you’re not gonna speak that much since my cock will be in your mouth half the time 😈

On 10/14/2022 at 12:39 AM, Bacardi said:

I would let you take advantage of me all the damn time 😫😫 I am yours, pappa. Please use me as a toilet. 

Sounds so good. That’s how I like my simp. So submissive to my cock. I can’t wait to use you. I’m not taken yet and I love my liberty 😈

2 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Guess we will just have to practice in private then 😄😄 I wonder if there is a word for "simp" in Swedish.

You are a “toffelhjälte”. 
 

You don’t know how much I’m gonna take advantage of that 😈 especially with a fetish like that. So easy to dominate a simp and do whatever I want with my pissing cock. 

Yes I see 😅 That day I really needed a simp with a small anatomy to my pleasure. 

Would you ladiesfeel invited if you were rowing those canoes? 😉 

14 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

Look. We can share a little bit. I want at least some alone time with this guy 😄 There can only be one massive simp for Andre on the forum and its gonna be me, Eliminiature!

And, if you wanna go down on me I won't object and I'm sure Andre won't either. Neither would the forum. If you and I started showing up in this thread I'm pretty sure we'd be the stars of Peefans 🤣

Hah I’m still in this crowded train and my cock is getting hard which is visible on my pants now. The lady next to me is cute but I think I should hide it. 😅

I would love to see you go down on each other. That would be the perfect start of a good day on the beach. Not dirty of course. 😈😅

Then I could take a little nude walk with my simp on the beach. Just an innocent one where we may help each other pee. After a couple of hours we can walk back to our other female friend, if you’re able to walk of course 😉

We can all lie there and have fun. Could be fun to see which one of you are able to catch some protein from my cock, if you get a little hungry. Yea make sure to catch it all as you described Eli 😉

19 hours ago, Eliminature said:

I know you seem to prefer peeing handsfree, Sexy Andre. How would you feel about having a female hand hold and aim your enormous cock whilst you had a good piss? I'd enjoy being able to do that! Then of course shaking off the drops - repeatedly shaking, for quite some time. Perhaps cleaning it by putting it in my mouth and swallowing any excess fluid - you get the idea...

I would of course let you stand behind me and part my labia so I could add to your shimmering golden lake. Once your bladder waa refilled, I'd need you to help keep my lady garden healthy and lubricated by aiming your forceful stream onto my swollen clitoris. 

Doing our bit for Anglo-Swedish relations...

Wauw I really just love it everytime you reveal your dirtiest fantasies. My body is reacting to it and I’m sitting in a train next to a woman in her 30’s 😏😐

When I do it handsfree it’s because I’m waiting for your hands to point it somewhere. 
I have done it sometimes also on a mixed nude beach with an ex. We were in the water till thighs and it was quite crowded. By mistake she pointed it on a young womans back and I had to pretend it was seawater by splashing afterwards in the water. 
 

I really like the idea of cleaning it with your mouth. You may see a reaction so I have to warn you. I’d like to spread your labia to watch your golden drops 😉