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  1. On 1/28/2024 at 11:58 PM, stevemcf said:

    Most cops don’t give a fuck. Sure there are a few that  are cunts about it, but most couldn’t give a shit. Me and my mate were pissing at either side of these flats door and this cop came up, I thought we were fucked but he just unzipped and started pissing in between us. I told him that I thought head going to fine us but he just said that most of them don’t give a fuck and not to worry about it

    Fuck mate ..that's so hot! 

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  2. 15 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

    Sounds like the council have 'Pee Wombles' (to coin a Clarkson-esque phrase) hiding in traffic layby's - so the council provide parking rest areas for motorists but then entrap those who've stopped safely to take care of nature's need.

    I reckon there'd be a pretty strong legal defence if the council fail to provide toilet facilities and then try to prosecute people for needing the toilet.

    Of course - leaving tissues or sanitary products could easily and fairly be classed as littering.  A couple of years ago I posted about the extent of partly degraded tissues covering Spanish roadsides and the length of time they took to degrade. 

    Pee wombles 😂😂

  3. 53 minutes ago, James_erased said:

    Hadn’t added to here in a while, so a little addition! 
     

    I was sat at my desk playing rollercoaster tycoon and enjoying a few beers - I knew I’d get to the point where I’d need to piss and be in the mood where I couldn’t be bothered to move and want to just do it right there, so I’d got a bucket out ready.. when it came to needing to go, it felt lovely and naughty to just pull my cock out the side of my boxers and let loose - filling the bucket up nicely. Lovely and naughty! 😈

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    Nice! How many times did you have to use it?

  4. On 1/14/2024 at 2:16 PM, SnakeFace said:

    I may as well try telling a personal story here.

    One time some years ago, I decided to do some pee holding and watched videos of girls peeing for a few hours, probably about 3 hours. In this time I drank multiple liters of water. I kept sitting at my desk, drinking water and feeling my bladder fill up, soon having to move around a lot to help hold it and grabbing at my crotch. My bladder felt like it was bulging, felt hard to press on. I felt muscle a few muscle spams and started dribbling pee, but wanted to keep trying to hold, so I kept moving and holding myself, while every few minutes some pee was dribbling out, making my pants a tiny bit wet. After a bit of this I realized I finally had to let it out, or else it was going to come out in my chair. I hadn't even decided where to pee yet, it was about 2am with my family asleep in the house. I was walking around the house, desperately trying to hold and still leaking a little every now and then, trying to decide where would be good to pee. I was looking around in the bathroom and desperately decided to pee into the kitty litter for our cat funny enough. Just as I was about to start pulling down my pants, it already started coming out full force into my pants. So I had to quickly take off my pants while peeing, then went down on my knees to pee into the kitty litter. Can't quite remember how long I peed for but possibly could have been a few minutes. After half way when I am that full my stream slows down a bit, and getting the last of it out can take a bit, I guess having to adjust from being completely full to suddenly completely empty. It could have been a few minutes I peed for. Obviously I had to change the kitty litter after it. Was the only time I had done a pee there, was just something I did in the moment being so desperate.

    A few minutes? Thats an impressive bladder capacity! 😄

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  5. 54 minutes ago, TylerHasFun said:

    Updated development with my neighbor.  Lets start with this story first.  A week or so ago, lost track, its late at night, I head downstairs to the mail room area cause I forgot to get my mail.  Its after midnight and the area is pretty empty so I head downstairs in my boxers and some socks. I see my neighbor smoking, I'm freezing but I decide to say hi.  He lets me hit his cigarette.  He's talking about work and shit and I decide to fuck with him, I turn towards the doorway/brick entryway and I start to piss.  He sees me but still keeps talking, trying not to act effected by it.  I got my legs apart so I don't get my socks wet, the stream heading towards him.  He's standing in my puddle now, cause I keep going and goin.  Finally I am done, I turn around and flick myself dry in front of him.  He tries not to look down at my dick, then i finally put it away.  I hit his cigarette again, he jokes about its gonna smell like the laundry room now.  I'm standing next to him and let one rip, making him jump a bit. I laugh and say now you can smell me twice (stupid thing I know but its all I thought of).  I hand it back to him, I;m freezing, I saay nice talking to ya.  He's smiling at me, watching me leave.   Yeah, this dude is defintely into me.  He didn't even stand outta the way from my stream, just standing in it.  

    More stories to come.  Let you chew on that for awhile.

    Fuck! Wish you were my neighbour!😉

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  6. 5 minutes ago, BadBoy21 said:

    When I was in college, I was over at my friend's off-campus apartment.  This apartment building full of college guys.  We were getting drunk and partying. It was a small gathering, like 5-6 people total.  Me and my best friend Justin stepped outside for a smoke break.  We were both good and tipsy at this point in the evening.  I say to my friend, dude I really gotta pee.  Justin looks over ahead of him at this tree that was sort of in the common area between other apartments.  Its sort of like they all shared this common field.  He says piss over there.  It was dark outside and late so it was pretty safe but I'm like I can't do that man.  He eggs me on and is like come on dude, I'll come with you.  So I finally agree and when we get there, he unzips and instantly starts to piss.  He looks at me and says come on man just go dude.  At this point I am dying to go but at the same time I'm getting hard.  I finally unzip, try to think about my econ homework so I cool off and I finally start to go.  Justin is still pissing.  We both start laughing, standing next to each other pissing on this tree.  Then i hear the guys from inside step outside and I hear them laughing too.  They see us pissing.  We finish and head back to the guys outside,

    That was the hottest experience I think I ever had.  My friend Justin is pretty nonchalant about taking a piss outside, especially when we are all hanging out. at someone's place.  But for me, it was a fucking amazing experience. 

    Nothing better than taking a piss with a dude when he has no idea how much your enjoying it!! 😉

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