toseepee

On 7/24/2023 at 8:10 PM, Horse_water said:

Stairs at night are pretty safe. Also go up the stairs as the odds of running into someone are lower. Just to see if there are cameras on the stairs or covering the entrance to the stairs. Most hotels only have cameras on the first floor of the stairwell. If you need to be quite angle your piss onto the wall.

Wow it is insanely hot that you are giving advice on how to piss in public places without getting caught. Encouraging others to mark their territory and piss where they please

8 hours ago, Havelock said:

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These are soo good damn. I love the staircase pisses

I found this upload of a video I've been looking for for a while! Oh my god his cheeky smile, his little sigh of relief, his partner laughing because this is just their life and it's normal for him to piss like this. His impressive cock 😳

https://thisvid.com/videos/hipster-whips-out-massive-wang/

On 12/17/2023 at 5:33 PM, Mattew said:

The way I do it is to start peeing before aiming at the urinal and then aim at the wall next to it and alternate between the walls and the urinal.

Sometimes if there are people around I piss hands free while being on a phonecall and let the entire stream either hit the wall below or on the floor. 

I love finding big puddles of piss like this in front of urinals. Recently went to a venue with a bunch of urinals and most looked like they had less piss in them than on the floor.

On 8/19/2023 at 12:48 PM, Gotah said:

My most desperate piss yet!

I was driving home after I had a drink to much. I was trying to hold it until my house but the pressure became unbearable. Multiple times I tried to pull over, but because it was a mountain road all the empty spaces on the side of the road were filled with cars, vans and campers. I was genuinely afraid that I was going to wet myself in the car. I was shaking and breathing heavily, I could even feel my fingers getting numb by how urgent it was. Never experienced something so intense.

And as you can imagine, once I found a spot to pull over I had the most amazing relief.

But see it for yourselves 🙂

https://www.erome.com/a/CW35Q3Iu

This is absolutely amazing. Maybe the hottest desperate and release video I've ever seen????

4 hours ago, Kevin said:

I love how he went from covering the shop front glass with piss to spray it in the air for the cam to see ! I wish I had passed by to walk in their piss.

This video is so perfect. I love the guy who realizes he also need to have a slash and stops next to his friend! Did the other guy not need to go or had he gone somewhere already? Surely he didn't use a toilet. Not on New Years Eve when clearly the alcohol has been flowing.

Reminds me of another drunk guy spraying it out exactly where he wants seen on this vid

13 minutes ago, Kevin said:

I really love this video ! They don't give a fuck and just empty their bladders in this hall, you can see the piss flowing too !

Right!! You can see the one guy's careless piss stream! Looked urgent too, from the thickness of the stream

10 minutes ago, JustWhipItOut said:

It’s something guys just don’t think about but most people really could care less. If you want to pee every time you’re in a parking garage like I do, you can. I think most guys get it in their head that society will look down on them or they’re a bad person for peeing in public but the reality is most people could care less even if they see you. Besides another great point is a pee normally lasts 20-30 seconds, there’s a lot of times when you can do something for 20-30 seconds in public without anyone being the wiser. Once you’re done nobody can tell it was you who peed in the spot lol. My point in saying all this is that it doesn’t just have to be when you’re coming home from a bar drunk, it can be anytime you need to go if you just get past the mental block that society will look down on the action when that isn’t even valid anyways.

This is so true! We all should be more free and try to pee where we want to all the time. Why only when drunk? It's natural to relieve yourself in a carpark. It's convenient, it's not hurting anyone. Even if someone sees, they won't care

4 minutes ago, clay6 said:

Usually the best pee spots are frequented by many. 

Yeah it seemed secluded and we were in New Orleans on a Saturday night on Bourbon ST soooo. probably a bachelor party or something

4 minutes ago, JustWhipItOut said:

It probably was a couple guys or a couple that just decided to pee there. And that’s the thing you’ll never know who it was and could just simply walk right over it no problem. If you don’t mind me asking how did your sister react? Did she even notice or think it could be pee?

She just said "gross" and stepped over it! She's pretty nonplussed about public peeing. She's outdoorsy so she's way more comfortable about pee on general. I'm sure she's probably peed in a parking lot if not a parking garage.

Oh this reminds me of a trip recently to a different city. I was walking through a parking garage late at night (3am?) And had to walk over a landing that was just completely flooded. I couldn't get a good picture as i was with my sister, but it looked like a crowd of people had pissed there

On 12/22/2023 at 2:06 PM, JustWhipItOut said:

Hello! I used to have an account here until I deleted it but I wanted to post some of my recent experiences! If you knew me before you’ll recognize the place I’m peeing as I’ve regularly used the walls in this parking garage anytime I’m in it and I’ve frequently posted them to this topic and others.

Anyway, I’ve been Christmas shopping at the mall lately and like I said, anytime I’m in this parking garage I don’t even bother with using the bathroom anywhere I go. I just wait til I get back to the car and pee on the wall! It works just as well as using a urinal and nobody ever notices me. Even if they do they are normally just driving right past.

My first pee I just simply put my bags in my car and walked up to the wall and peed. I was on the third floor which was not packed at all and there was zero chance of getting caught. I often wonder why anyone would oppose to a pee like this. Nobody else around, very slim chance of someone driving up past me, and it’s just on the wall and barely makes any mess. However as I was finishing I did hear it begin to drip down to the floor below, this sometimes happens in there. I guess there’s small gaps in between the wall and ground.

The second pee I had to go a lot more. I was dying to pee in the last store I went to and basically power walked my way back to the parking garage. I was parked on the second floor this time but basically the identical spot as the last pee. There’s an electrical room to the left I’m guessing but it’s a big square room that provides cover to the left. To the right are more spots and wide open going to the stairs and elevator along with the mall opening to the left of the elevator. Nobody from the mall can see you but could easily walk out and walk around the corner and get a view of me peeing on the wall. Since this was the second floor there was a lot more cars as this is where the majority of people park to go into the mall and someone could’ve easily drove up there past me. They could’ve even looked to park in the couple empty spaces to the right of my car but nobody did. I just did the same as the first pee, put the bags in the car and walked right up to the wall, whipped it out, and started peeing. I went for a long time as you can see and left a little flood this time. Again though, I can’t see how this would be considered “wrong” at all. Nobody could see me, even if people drove past me they couldn’t see my dick, and I’m just leaving a small stream that’ll dry up eventually. Yes people can drive past later on and see a big stain on the wall along with my stream probably going into the spot I’m parked in but just don’t park there if you don’t want to mess with it. There’s so many other spots you can park in. It’ll never compute to me how people see this as bad.

Oh my gosh! It's great to hear from you again! I had missed your posts about your various pee locations.

And yeah I agree it's honestly just a natural place to relieve yourself. You should be able to piss where it's convenient

Tho I really love that you held it in until you go to the car park! It speaks to A) that you enjoy using the carpark as your urinal, and B) you probably aren't even sure where the bathrooms are in that mall because it seems like you never use them. So it's just easier to piss in thd garage. Hot to think about!

On 12/21/2023 at 8:52 PM, Ms. Tito said:

 @toseepee Get in dude, we're talking about men pissing. 

Oh hell yeah my favorite subject

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On 11/20/2023 at 3:39 PM, TylerHasFun said:

Y'all liked that story huh?  I got one that I think you'll like too.  So when I get drunk, I'm worse when it comes to taking a piss outdoors.  I'm pretty whatever about it anyways, but just imagine it being more.  I was at my buddy's apartment,  I've mentioned Mike before on the website.  This salesman for I don;t remember what, bug exterminator I think, not sure, knocks on the door.  He's like hi and starts talking and Mikey comes to the door, saying he's the one who lives here.  So as he's talking, I make my way outside the apartment into the main stairway area, walk over a brick wall thats like 6 feet away from him and I start pissing.  I hear the guy be like uhhhhh, trying not to break his pitch but he's definitely thrown off.  Mike, trying not to laugh says dont mind him, he doest that sometimes.  So I'm going, the stream is coming his way, he's still talking, trying to sort of step out of the way without being too obvious.  And dude I had to go,, 30 seconds and he's talking and still trying not to step in it.  Finally Mike says no, he doesn't think he;s interested.  This guy doesnt even try to give him a card or anything, and is like alright, have a nice day then and he hurries downstairs.  Mike and I are laughing.  I asked him later, why did he keep him for so long talking.  He said he just wanted to see what his reaction would be to seeing me.

I know you;re saying I'm a slob for doing that.  I sort of am.  

This is amazing! I love how confident you are in messing with that guy just by pissing wherever you want. Surely as a door to door salesman he has watered a doorway before.

Would have been hilarious if Mike just started pissing too.

9 hours ago, ABBYPEEGODDESS said:

This story is so good I hope you write more 

Thanks!!!

10 hours ago, ThatPotato said:

Now I'm kinda curious, what's your username on ao3? (If you're comfortable)

I'm not really comfortable sharing as I feel like that would be kind of tacitly sharing stuff that's against site rules? But it's not hard to find or hidden.

Thanks for the compliment! Glad to hear someone enjoys my very niche stories!

I need to write more but i've been way busy and not writing 😅

Yeah I post weirder or more niche stuff (or stuff that is not allowed here) over there.

Making someone have to avoid your piss puddle has got to be the best feeling in the world. Love that for you!

On 10/16/2023 at 7:44 AM, glad1 said:

In my case, the question is more have I ever got up to use the bathroom while online.

Most days, I'm on the computer several hours at a time. Usually I'm distracted enough to not notice my bladder filling, that is until I suddenly find myself desperate. By the time I'd stand up to do something about it, I'd probably pee myself before I left the room. For that reason, I keep under my desk a big blue bucket. Sometimes it's half full by the end of the day.

Aaah love that you have a bucket handy. It's great to be able to piss so conveniently

Howdy! Nice to see diverse gender expressions here! I'm a trans guy. A lot of my fascination with dicks pissing comes from wishing I had one haha

Hopefully ongoing story in which a narrator of your preferred gender recalls their memories of their dad peeing publicly or casually. Nothing sexual happens between the two of them. Enjoy!


My father is, in his own idiosyncratic ways, a Southern gentleman, if that was ever such a thing that exists. He has always been chivalrous, open-minded, and kind.  A pillar of strength, and a warm, friendly figure.

But he has his human side, and a fierce independent streak that means he does what he thinks is right, even when it might turn heads. And what he thinks is right tends to be a bit more permissive than what most people think.


I remember when I was in school, watching a marathon of the old western Gunsmoke with my dad, it was Saturday, or it was a minor federal holiday, or else it was a snow day. But we were both home and we spent the whole day together, eating popcorn and sweet tea and drinking beer. Or he drank beer mostly. Not to excess; my father wasn't an alcoholic, but he did take an excuse, when he saw it, to slowly work through most of a six pack.

Most, but not all. He let me have a single beer and it felt momentous. One step more in the glorious path to adulthood.

He sat in his big fatherly leather Lazyboy while I sat curled up on the couch, blanket thrown over me. Our chairs were turned so we had a clear view of each other out of the corner of an eye even when looking at the TV.

Shortly after he finished his first beer and a glass of sweet tea, around 1PM, he took his first bathroom break. It was at the end of an episode, before we'd started the next one, and he said "Wait a second. Piss break," and walked to the bathroom just across the hall. I saw him walk out but didn't hear him close the door, as usual. My dad was always casual and unconcerned about urination, his own and others. He saw it as a natural thing, and nothing to hide or be ashamed of.

But that didn't mean I wasn't a bit fixated on it. So as I often did, I pulled out my flip-phone and started the stopwatch.

I held my finger over the start button as I heard the click of the toilet lid opening, the quiet sssnnp of a zipper, muffled rustling, the loud clear sound of liquid hitting water, and then a low sigh from deep in my father's chest.

So distracted by the sound of Dad's relief, I almost forgot to start the timer. The splashing was loud, even from the next room, and his occasional groans of satisfaction could barely be heard over them.

Eventually, after 33 seconds, his stream tapered off and I stopped the timer, listening for any last splashes.  I tried to keep accurate count, but sometimes, those little spurts at the end were hard to hear.

There they were! Splash, splash, splash.
My dad's stream hit the water in spurts. And then a long silence. A rustle. Zznnp. No flush. No running water. My dad didn't believe he needed to wash his hands just because he pissed, and flushing just wasted water.

His relief done, he walked back to the living room and cheerfully sipped from his second beer. "Next episode?" was his only comment, but his tone was warm and loving

I nodded and pressed start, but I was thinking way more about my dad's piss than I ever did about the drama in Dodge.