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On 2/11/2020 at 4:29 PM, DivaQC said:

Allo all its was a long time I did not come here because busy alot.

Did you pee on items for fun or revenge story.

Example: when I was younger, me with friend we work at place. They make matérielle for people that make clothe, curtain. It was warehouse/manifacture place. They had 4 personelle and boss was not nice. He never pay us and say he pay us. 3 week we never got money and before we quit. I pee in coffee maker in water réservoir 😅😅  my friend pee on carpet in cafétéria and then we leave place.

You improved the taste of coffee for sure!!! So lovely... 😜

18 hours ago, Malika said:

Oh really? Was it nice?

Inside a car it's really one of my turns on... I hope to shift me from the bodyworks to the interiors one day... 😍

19 hours ago, Malika said:

Thank you for appreciating my experience. It works exactly like this when we are with deep friends, feeling very good and comfortable, with no concerns. If a real toilet is at hand, much better, if not, we will find a way anyway  😉

Pissing together probably strengthens the bond of friendship even more... It's so intimate... and melting all urines is so rewarding!!! 😍

On 4/21/2020 at 2:37 PM, martami said:

1470/5000

I have a story that I didn't tell anyone because it could have unpleasant consequences for me. However, I read stories in this forum that inspired me so that I dared and set up an account, mainly to describe this story. I see there are people in this forum who will understand me and will not judge me.
The story took place last year. I have a male neighbor about 60l quite fat. If he's sober, he doesn't notice me, and when he's drunk he likes to accost me and tell dirty jokes. It is very unpleasant for me.
Late in the evening I returned from a party where I had a few beers. I really wanted to pee, but I could come home. However, when I was passing by the neighbor's house, I suddenly thought I would take revenge on him. There was no one on the street. We also do not have city monitoring, so I crouched over his doormat and emptied the entire bladder. The wiper soaked my urine, and a puddle was formed around. It was very pleasant for me, as I teased my neighbor with my own body. Piss then was like an orgasm for me. However, there were also bad consequences because on the second day around 6 am a neighbor's scream woke me up. I was very sleepy, and he shouted: These bad guys! How stinks! Probably a few pissing! Who saw it?! etc. He suspected everyone, but not me 😉
I know I did the wrong thing, but it was pleasant. I don't know if I would dare pee on the doormat without drinking alcohol.

However, naughty is funny, my Friend... 😍

On 4/23/2020 at 7:43 AM, martami said:

I meant that my neighbor didn't know it was me. He thought it was a boy pissing at his door.

Women always allowed... 😜

7 minutes ago, Malika said:

Well, I'd say the plants. I felt very sorry and guilty for the matter of the goldfish, instead it is normal for me to pee on plants. I find it comfortable, because this way I don't wet my shoes and also I don't leave a visible puddle behind.

However, sharing the same pissing spot with the other Ladies is definitely kinkier... I would have done the same! 💘

On 4/25/2020 at 2:15 PM, Malika said:

I spent the night in a restaurant with all my group of friends and we ate a lot and above all we drank a lot of good red wine. Then we went in the main square to see the celebration at midnight and we drank again... then after the celebration my two best friends and I wanted to go to pee and then to go home. Unfortunately around the square it was crazy crowded, so no free portapotty , and too much crowd in the bars, so we decided to walk
home and we would have stopped on the way to find a good place in the alleys, in a quiet place far from the crowd, so we crossed the alleys and finally we found a widening between the blocks, like a sort of small square that seemed the perfect place, secluded, but not too dark. In the middle of the place there were two benches and some flowerpots at the side of them. We decided that it was our perfect place for a comfortable pee. The benches were offering somehow a cover and some pots were pretty short, right perfect to squat over them.
We got close to one bench and lit a cigarette, so if somebody would have appeared, at first glance he could think that we were just having a smoke break.
For this reason we also decided to pee one at a time in turns, so when one was peeing the other ones were standing close her, offering a coverage.
So my friend A. (40 yo) said that she would have done for first since she was bursting and she approached one of the short pots, pulled down her trousers
and squatted low on the plant, then started peeing very strong, I could hear the hissing of her stream. She peed really long time.
Then it was my turn, because I was very much in the need too. So, I went at the same pot and while I was preparing I noticed that the plant was completely soaked
and the power of the stream of my friend flattened down part of the plant. Anyway, it was my turn, so I took a low squat on the same pot and had a very huge pee too.
I felt extremely relieved.  The pot was now really full of pee and some overflowed outside. Now it was the turn of my other fiend L. (35 yo). She also peed in the same pot after us, but not so long as me and my friend, she was not so much in the need maybe.
Anyway after we did our things, we tossed the tissues in the trash can close to the benches and we left.
This was the last time that I had chance to pee outside all together with my best friends and who knows when it will be next time. 😞

Better soakong the fish or the plants...??? 😜

2 minutes ago, Malika said:

Well, actually the water turned yellow. There was the pee from two persons inside.

If I had one I would try immediately ... 😍

3 minutes ago, speedy3471 said:

O sorry, I was referring to the fact that your piss wasn't yellow and didn't turn the water yellow

...but it surely turned the water tastier... 😘

On 4/15/2020 at 10:24 PM, Malika said:

I posted the full story right in this forum, anyway, once during a house party a friend of mine (girl) and I have been forced by the situation to pee both in the goldfish bowl... 

It has become more golden than before... Lucky fishes! 😜

On 4/26/2019 at 3:05 PM, Starks2010 said:

I recall reading a story, I believe on here where at a house party, a lady went into a closet to relieve herself because the bathroom was occupied and another lady came into to closet to do the same. Great story! I’ve had 5 women relieve themselves on my house floors and carpet. 

Team spirit... 😜

On 12/7/2019 at 8:52 PM, Girllikespee said:

My friends used to have parties where we would regularly piss in the yard. There was only one bathroom and there were always people waiting. One time I was squatted down pissing drunk, when my male friend came and whipped out his huge cock and pissed right next to me while chatting.

More than feeling at ease... So lovely!!! 😍

10 minutes ago, Ms. Tito said:

I'm so upset my trip to Germany, Czechoslovakia, Poland, Hungary, and Austria was cancelled. Those places sound fun! 

Well, at least I'm getting my money back so I can go to two of those countries next year.

...if bladder could easily hold a full year's pee... 😜

9 hours ago, RogerNL said:

I figured the windows needed some cleaning. People from the opposite apartment building could have seen me, as well as neighbors below! Luckily I didn't get any complaints.

One of the most rewarding pissing spot ever!!! 😍

On 3/20/2020 at 11:55 PM, Simpfan said:

My favorite place to pee is with a hard cock inside me.

...using all gorgeous piss as natural lubricant while fucking... 😍

12 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

Lovely!!! And try to think pissing on Batman... Probably Catwoman has already done it! 😜

13 minutes ago, expererg said:

You got most of the answers from other people here. My wife and I already have some experience about this, so I'll insist on some things :

- if you want to piss in common areas of the hotel (elevator, corridors, stairs), try to find a hotel where there is no cameras. Small hotel instead of big brands can be easier. Peeing in common parts is super naughty and the most arousing of all. Sometimes you can find a seat or sofa in common parts, peeing on it is a great feeling.

- Carpet will soak piss and let no visible puddle, you'll get away with it more easily than tiles or parquet (carpet is generally dark in hotels). In common parts, unless people walk barefoot (extremely unlikely), no one will tell if a carpet is wet or not. So prefer a hotel with carpeted floor.

- If you piss only in your room (better if there is CCTV), if the floor is not carpeted, you'll have to clean yourself and to me, it completely defuses the naughtiness (but maybe it's not your case). 

- If you pee in a carpeted hotel room, MOST IMPORTANT : do it as soon as you arrive, so that it has several hours to dry. If you arrive early (in the afternoon instead of the eveninig), it gets even more time to dry. Anyway, everytime we peed on carpet in a hotel room during the evening, or on a sofa, or even on cushions, it was dry in the morning. Cushions  might need a bit of hair dryer to help 😉

- We did it several times (I can't count how many, but more than in ten different hotels) and never got caught. Be cautious but don't be paranoid about it too. If you should get caught, worse than can happen is an additional charge for cleaning, wich will cost you a little but not that much. So, be relaxed, and enjoy the trhill of the adrenalin !

Detailed in each part, so exhaustive!!! The sofa on common areas has really turned me on, Friend! 😍

On 2/20/2020 at 6:09 AM, Laughingshadows said:

So my girlfriend has a tiny bladder like she’ll drink water just a little but she’ll make a river. She has a lot of accidents but she gets supper embarrassed. I’ve been trying to get her to just let it all out in a dressing room she did it once. So we usually go to a park when no one is there so I’ll sit her on my lap and she’ll usually drink a lot of lemonade she’ll then start squirming I’ll press on her bladder until I spread her legs and she’ll make a huge puddle she’s recently started to get into it more and more that she wants to start peeing in a hotel room. But how do we get away with it. The most she’s done was peeing in a movie theater seat. But how do we get away with peeing in a hotel room any suggestions?

Hard surfaces like coffee table and desks... 😜

On 1/3/2020 at 8:27 AM, PissingBlonde said:

Despite my many deviant fantasies it turns out I was seriously deluding myself when I thought I had time for writing fiction, so will stick to real experiences for now. This is a bit rough as I just banged it out from memory but you get the general idea. It won't be to everyone's taste so proceed at your own risk...

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When I was 18 I found myself at a large house in the country for a boring function. There were several dozen others there and the host was a real creep. Even at that age I was used to people perving at my tits but I didn't mind - as long as they were discrete about it I had no problem with them getting enjoyment from looking and fantasizing about me later in private. But this guy was a total sleaze and the fact that it was his house made it difficult to escape his leering and blatant smutty innuendos. Despite several attempts to talk with some of the more interesting visitors instead, he kept ignoring my lack of interest and hovering around me anyway.

There was a big table with food and drinks so I kept drinking water and juice to pass the time; I was getting quite full and the pressure of the pee inside me felt nice. To try and zone out of the pest's droning on about some tedious topic as a flimsy pretext to oggle my breasts, I began to observe the other guests. Noticing that two men were eyeing me up in a much more subtle way, I wondered if they needed to use the bathroom too. I started to imagine them walking over before ordering me to take off my dress and panties.

"Get down on all fours and open your mouth," the older one told me. As I did what he instructed, the second man went around behind me. I couldn't see him but soon felt a hot blast of pee on my slit move back and forth between my clit and asshole, showering my cheeks with its warmth. The man in front of me unzipped his fly, flopped his dick out, and began to urinate into my mouth. I couldn't swallow fast enough and the overflow spilt salty liquid down onto my bra, soaking through it to my flesh. He just kept pissing on my face and hair for ages while the one I couldn't see pounded me so hard from behind, I peed myself on his balls as he fucked me. I started thinking about the other people in the room who needed to relieve themselves coming over and using me to pee on but something snapped my attention back to reality and I remembered where I was.

There was a break in the homeowner's monologue and I realised that I really needed to go for a wee before I wet my pants in front of everyone. Recalling being told when I first arrived that the toilets were upstairs, I made my excuses and headed for the door...

I went up the large flight of stairs and walked down a wide hallway with very plush carpet. Just as I started to wonder where the bathroom was, I saw a man going in the same direction as me up ahead turn into one of the many rooms. Thinking he might be there for the same reason as me I went along and looked through the doorway.

It was a big bedroom and in the time it had taken me to get there the average looking man had already undone his fly and got out his massive purple cock. Ducking back to peek around the door frame, I could tell he hadn't heard me and although I was quite close by facing his side, he was slightly turned away and concentrating on what he was doing. Adjusting himself so his hairy balls were also sticking out of his trousers, the man started to stroke his dick and I thought I was going to see him masturbate.

But to my surprise the visitor started urinating onto the bed. For a few seconds he made a pool in the middle of the expensive quilt then aimed his arc onto the pillows. Moving his stream back and forth, the bedside tables also got a good dousing. Then he took a couple of steps so his back was facing me but I could see from the yellow piss splattering all over the white paint that he was blasting the wall like a urinal.

The sound of his strong stream destroying the furnishings was making me aware of my own urgent need to go but he showed no sign of stopping. Still pissing like a hose he aimed high up the heavy curtains, soaking them in his smelly scent before pointing his prick at the floor. Spraying wide, he covered a big area of carpet in his pee before finally slowing. He pushed out the last few squirts then the man faced the bed again. Using the whole room as his toilet had made him even harder and he only wanked for a minute or two before grunting and spunking onto the ruined bed.

My heart was racing but I casually walked further down the hall until he had gone downstairs then went back and looked into the bedroom - by now I was very turned on from holding for so long and watching what the seemingly normal man had done. The fancy bedroom was drenched in his urine and the strong musky smell made my bladder almost ache.

If I had tried to find the real bathroom I knew I would start wetting my pants as I walked and leave a long trail of wee along the hallway. There was a large upholstered chair in the one corner he hadn't sprayed so I quickly went over and got up on it. Squatting above the soft surface I faced out towards the centre of the room and only just pulled my panties to the side in time to use the chair as a toilet. Pee poured out of me and rapidly saturated the seat cushion below.

I had only just started to relieve myself and, seeing the carpet in front of the chair was still dry, I shifted position and squeezed hard. My little pink pussy squirted long golden jets of piss all over the floor as well for what seemed like forever. The hot fluid teased my clit as it rushed over it and I almost climaxed only from the touch of my own stream. It was making me so horny but after making a big dark stain on the carpet my bladder was empty and I finally finished peeing.

In one way I was relieved but now I was desperate to make myself cum; worried that someone might have heard the noisy hissing as we pissed, I controlled myself, went down to the ground floor again, and left the property. Once I got home I had one of the best orgasms ever and to this day it remains one of my favourite memories.

I only hope that whoever found our mess took a long leak there too.........

 

I would have come back just to smell the room completely impregnated... 😜

On 1/7/2020 at 4:11 PM, Starks2010 said:

I mentioned this before about purchasing a cheap minivan and cleaning up the interior for women to urinate in, but I don’t have a bunch of ladies to do so. Those that would live out of state so it wouldn’t be worth the time and money.

I came across the little blue car pictured below for $600 and imagined it as a mobile porta potty. It’s blue like porta potty’s. I image removing the front passenger seat and ladies entering through the passenger door with easy access to the backseat, lift skirt or dress, pull down jeans or pants and hold crotch, then piss off the edge of the seat onto the carpet. 

There would be wet carpet and small wet spot on the front edge of the seat from her stream. Tissue and napkins can be thrown in the rear hatch area. I would probably mount two toilet tissue holders on each rear side interior panels. 

I’d be the janitor to clean it between pee sessions. It would be a two stall, mobile ladies room. Dark tint the glass for privacy, add led lighting on the lower panels for illumination. Imagine a line of ladies lined up to use it. 

Maybe I’d remove the rear seat and run a wooden ledge across the rear interior section of the car so ladies can sit on and piss on the floor. That would make it more roomy. 

 

I think it has probably been pissed many times before... 😜

Hello Ian!!! You're Welcome!!!! 😘

1 minute ago, speedy3471 said:

Easy clean up if it's a leather interior 😜

Anyway I should try!!!

On 9/22/2019 at 6:33 AM, Bright1999 said:

I have many, some I have achieved, but there is always another to fill the space, I will post in Real Pee Encounters some of my experiences. 

Heres one I haven’t achieved, yet  

Driving along and I see someone I know, stop and chat and eventually I offer her a lift. 

She climbs into the passenger seat and asks if I could please drive as quickly as possible as she needs to pee. 

Happy to oblige, I’m a gentleman after all however, I say to her it’s ok, if you want just pee in the seat now, I’m embarrassed but pluck up the courage to say it’s my fantasy. 

To my surprise she opens her legs a little and let’s a gentle stream go, pee dripping over the front of the passenger seat onto the carpet, pooling around her legs and bum on the seat. 

Anyone want a lift?

 

Kinky Gentleman, cars are always a good idea for letting a Lady relieving herself... 😘

22 minutes ago, Sweets said:

I like both.  I have tile floors and I can make a huge mess.  When the Lee gets in the grout it can travel a good distance since my house ain’t level.   Soft is not as mess. I don’t pee on furniture or wall to wall carpet.  I don’t have a carpet cleaner. But I would love to try it some times. I usually stick to small carpets and towels I can pick up and put in the washer.   I have pee played in bed video chatting with someone. I put down a blanket and a few towels. That seems to be my favorite place but I think that is more from being watched and relaxing 

We always need more piss to satisfy all our kinky desires, hun... 😜

On 12/4/2019 at 1:42 PM, likesToLick said:

I would draw the line at electronics and expensive tools,  simply because they are too costly to replace.  Most other stuff could be fun though.  I haven't bought proper furniture for my pool deck yet,  but it is my intention that all sun lounges, chairs, tables etc. should be "pissable."

"Pissable Furniture" is probably the business of the future... 😜