Jethro P

I peed outdoors last week. I recently moved into new house. The garden fence is about 5 foot high. The family next door are very fond of their garden and use it a great deal. They also have a very yappy little dog which gets on my tits a hell of a lot. Quite often I go for a smoke in the garden in my bath robe, and last week I went up and stood against the fence and started “talking” to the dog – you know, just stupid doggy talk. The mum was in the garden (doing something or other) and smiled at me. During that time, I had my willy out and was peeing up against the fence. I

Hi, I'm new here and I am an old git 😁 My favourite place is in bed!! I order incontinence bed sheets on line and when I feel in the mood (quite often!), I lay them out on the bed (need 4 of them overlapped). Then I lay on the bed on my front with my willy pointing up, and let the pee come. It takes a bit to “break the seal” because everything in your life has told you not to pee the bed, and it can be a bit hard to get going. I start with a small dribble, but once it's started, it feels bluddy gorgeous when I can just let the pee go. I can feel it running all up my chest