Yesterday I had some returns to make at the department store, and decided to shop around while I was there. It wasn't long before I had to go bad... I grabbed some clothes and headed in to the fitting rooms. It was a long hallway with 3 rooms on each side, white tiled floors, and a doors that stopped about 1 ft off the ground. I headed to the last room down the hallway, squatted down low so that I didn't make much noise, and started to go right on the floor. To my surprise, the pee river headed straight for the door! Instead of stopping and trying to contain the flow, I decided to just