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No. I would not want anyone pissing on my carpet. They could piss on the kitchen or bathroom floor or into any container, but not on a carpet.

My experience (mainly in the UK but also in some other European countries) is that it is completely random. In some places the mens and womens facilities are not even next to each other. It is not uncommon for male and female facilities to be on alternate floors.

I either just pee as I stand, hands free, or I stand with my legs together and penis trapped (pointing down) between my thighs and piss down the inside of my legs.

You seem to have had a lot of sightings when with your girlfriend, but did you ever see your girlfriend peeing?

When I was at college, the dorms (and consequently the bathrooms) were single sex. However, unofficially, during the evenings and at weekends they were unisex. Visitors to the student rooms, especially those of the opposite sex, were supposed to use the designated single sex toilets near the entrance to each dorm. In practice, visitors just used the use the bathroom nearest to the room they were visiting. So I frequently heard female students peeing in the dorm bathroom toilets.

Powdering your nose

In the books there are a number of peeing related scenes. Such as when Arya Stark escape from kings Landing disguised as (boy) Arry, quite a few events revolve around how she must be careful when she 'makes water' so as not to be outed as a girl. (And for the women) There are a number of mentions of Tyrion Lannister (the Imp) pissing openly (eg When travelling in the liiter with Magister Ilyrio from Pentos)

Do the shows have these pee related episodes or have they omitted them and present the illusion , as do most TV shows and films, that humans do not need to urinate?

Could us men be unconsciously attracted by the smell of a woman's pee? There is an article in this mornings (London) The Times about the existence of human sex pheromones. The female pheromone they mention (Estratetraenol) is found in female urine. So could the smell of her pee be one of the factors which makes a man attracted to a particular woman?

Personally I'd want her to give my snow fort some of those fashionable yellow snow floors.

Or some yellow water in the moat.

I had to read that twice :) The first time I read it as "Pippa Middleton" (The Duchess of Cambridge's sister)

Which would you have preferred, that she wet herself through her snowsuit (as she did) or that she had bared her ass and squatted to pee on the snow in front of you?

That is not the first association between Jimmy Carr and peeing. He hosted the show 'Distraction' which included (in some episodes) a round where contestants had to sit on a row of toilets (with 'Saloon' style doors which only enabled their face and legs to be seen) and had to let out a spurt of pee to ring their buzzer.

Don't piss on the carpet!

I have never actually seen a hotel state that as a rule. They might also (but again I have never seen it actually stated) have a rule "Do not piss in the bed" - but that is more likely to broken by accident than people doing it deliberately.

I have not been to the pool for very many years, but still remember going when I was younger. The changing rooms were along the length of the pool, male one side and female the other. On exiting the changing room proper you had two choices. You could either continue straight ahead into the toilets or you could turn and walk through a footbath/shower onto the poolside. Once we had changed into our trunks, nearly all of us boys went into the toilets and relieved ourselves against the wall provided for that purpose, and then walked quickly through the footbath to the actual pool. We would often also use the urinal again between getting out of the pool and changing back into our street clothes.

The girls' routine seemed to be slightly different. When they came out of their changing room, they rarely visited their toilets. They normally turned and came through the footbath, but instead of walking quickly though like us boys, they often paused in it for 20 or 30s before actually entering the poolside.

It was in the bathroom of my room in a Paris hotel. Yes, it had to be pulled out to use it.

I know that now, and have known for quite a few years. But I did not know then, I thought that girls had to either sit or squat to pee and the girlfriend I told it to obviously thought the same.

On my first visit to France, one day I was walking along the street in the town I was visiting. There was one of the (in)famous Vespasiennes (street urinals or pissoirs) not far in front of me. As I got closer to it, a couple who looked in the early 20s approached it and the girl went inside while the guy stood in front of the entrance, guarding it. I could see that she remained standing, facing the 'pee wall' in the same way a man would. As I was a little curious and needed to pee, I waited outside for her to come out which she did after about a minute and both she and the guy walked off. When I went in, I noticed that there was trickle of liquid (which I assumed to be the girl's pee) flowing into the drain. Then I used the urinal, but when I had finished I did not leave immediately but waited for all of my pee to finish flowing into the drain. This convinced me that the girl had peed in the urinal and that I had witnessed the last of the her urine going into the drain.

When I told a girlfriend about this, she said that I must have been mistaken as it would be impossible for a girl to pee like that. She suggested that she was probably just adjusting her underwear or something.

Society conditions people that urine is a dirty and disgusting liquid. So must be disposed of in private and contact with it avoided. That we (both male and female) urinate through our genitals adds to the taboo and perceived dirtiness of the act of micturition. So, common thought is that someone peeing on you (or even seeing or hearing you pee) is humiliating. So they cannot understand how anyone could actually like these acts.

Maybe at some time the situations might be reversed and she might pee in front of you.

The other annoying thing is the repeated 'click' of still camera shots being taken.

I wonder why she peed her pants rather than pulling them down and squatting.

The combination of divider screens and her skirt provide more than adequate privacy.

Many people think that us men have "the edge" when it comes to peeing in public - 'just whip it out and go". However given the right clothing, not only can girls pee without exposing any of the private parts but, given the right circumstances, they can do it so discretely that nobody seeing her would be able to tell that she was peeing.

I have heard it said that the "three p's" are the bane of a woman's life - Peeing, Periods and Pregnancy

Jemma-Louise Coleman (Clara Oswald in Dr Who)

Alizé Cornet (joueuse de tennis française)

Rachel Luttrell (Teyla Emmagan in Stargate Atlantis)