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On 2/28/2023 at 10:41 AM, marking my territory said:

   I'd love to work for a wealthy family/man as a maid. It wouldn't be a sexual fantasy but a genuine job cleaning and maintaining a home, no skimpy outfit but I would wear a traditional maid's uniform. 

   The only difference would be that on occasion or multiple times a day, depending on my employer, I would be cleaning up after they've peed wherever they've needed to. It would just be another task in my day. I might be mistreated or perhaps a respected member of the household. My employer snapping his fingers at me to get a scrub brush while he pisses on their rug. Maybe they come seek me out and let me know that theres a puddle for me to mop up in the kitchen, I don't know but I've always found it very rewarding to clean, particularly urine. I totally get people finding me a weirdo for this but this is what the forum is for 🤣

 

As soon as I win the lottery, you can expect an amazing job offer.

Here are the results of a poll at Mister Poll:  https://original.misterpoll.com/polls/602881/results

10 hours ago, Pisslover40 said:

I'd like to know where to find that site

Here's their description page: https://www.plumbworld.co.uk/blog/the-complete-urine-drinkers-cocktail-guide

Near the bottom of that page is a link to download their PDF with 25 pee cocktail recipes.

On 10/27/2021 at 5:08 PM, Bacardi said:

I've peed in a hot tub before with people in it 🤷🏽‍♀️ I'd expect everyone else to do the same if I was in it with them too lol. I've never been shy about peeing in pools. Especially since you're more relaxed in a hot tub it's easier to just pee. 

What she said, except that I haven't had the chance yet in a hot tub.  But if were in a hot tub and I needed to pee, I would.  Whenever I'm in water (hot tub, pool, water park, etc.) and I need to pee, I just pee.  It's only natural.

If I'm swimming and I need to pee, I just pee.  I don't care where I am.

On 2/14/2023 at 2:36 AM, colette888 said:

Buy a pair and then go looking for a girl who can wear it...

LOL.  If I could find a girl, I wouldn't need to buy a pair.

On 2/11/2023 at 4:21 AM, colette888 said:

Only7,50 €, delivered to your home:  

 

This would change my whole life, if only the model were included.

On 2/5/2023 at 1:26 PM, Alfresco said:

Currently watching Vera on ITV.  It is a detective program set in Newcastle upon Tyne, UK, which is well known for being a place where people enjoy a good night out.  

The opening scenes showed some drunk girls on a hen night.  The Hen was shown ducking behind a car and squatting down to pee.  It didn’t show any pee or naked parts but it was very obvious that was what was being depicted.   The purpose in this context was that whilst squatted behind the car she spotted the body of someone who was murdered.  

Not much to see but it shows mainstream TV accepting of the practice of ladies peeing in public.

If you are quick, you can see it on ITV plus one at 9pm UK time or it will no doubt be available on the streaming service ITV X.  

It's also available on the Britbox streaming service in the US.  It's one of my favorites.

24 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

https://fb.watch/imRkJBU00o/

Facebook never disappoints. Although the site of that woman trying to pee on that Itty bitty square of fake grass was really hot, even if it wasn't real. Still don't think these would work for me tho 🤣

Interesting idea, but I gotta wonder if how many people would pay $168 for a pair of pants just to avoid finding a discreet location when needed.

Their online shop also has some other interesting products, although these are apparently being discontinued: a "PEE OUTSIDE" baseball cap and a reusable Kula cloth for wiping:

https://sheflyapparel.com/collections/merch-shop/products/pee-outside-hat

https://sheflyapparel.com/collections/merch-shop/products/shefly-x-kula-cloth

I also found this amusing review of the pants on YT:

On 1/21/2023 at 8:43 AM, Louise france said:

hi

@beachmom and other friends of the message boards mrpoll is back again i the old site with an updated adress

https://original.misterpoll.com/forums/126889

 

https://original.misterpoll.com/forums/133329

 

hope to read contributions soon

Louise!  Great to see you here!  I've been reading your (and beachmom's) posts on Mr Poll for years.  Sadly, I have no experiences of my own to contribute, but I want you (and beachmom) to know your contributions are very much appreciated.  Mr Poll would be virtually nothing without you two.

The pee forums

https://original.misterpoll.com/forums/133329

and

https://original.misterpoll.com/forums/126889

are still viewable, for now at least.  No recent posts (not sure if that's even possible anymore), but several years of historical posts are still available to read.

I saw an article about this wall coating somewhere a few years ago.  If they're trying to deter people, it doesn't seem like it would be very effective.  You could just pee on the ground instead of on the wall.  The end result would be the same...a puddle on the ground next to the wall.

On 10/18/2022 at 8:18 AM, Paulypeeps said:

Use Trucrypt. You just have to create a Trucrypt drive in a file with an arbitrary name. No one will have any idea that it is your Trucrypt drive because only you know the passcode to mount it - it will just appear to be a random file that does not work. When you want to use it you just mount it as an extra drive, and unmount it when you have finished.

Use a file type that is usually a big file (with a .mp4 suffix for example) so that it will not draw any attention.

If someone is very keen they might be able to identify that a file is a Trucrypt drive, but it will take someone with the resources of GCHQ to open it!

https://www.truecrypt71a.com/dl/TrueCrypt Setup 7.1a.exe

Work on Truecrypt was stopped several years ago.  It was subsequently branched to become Veracrypt, which is still maintained and kept updated.  So I'd recommend that.  I just created a big file with no extension, so no one would know what it was or find it when searching for a specific file type.  I use Veracrypt for both my original files and the backup file.  Veracrypt is backward compatible with Truecrypt, so you can upgrade to Veracrypt without losing anything you originally created with Truecrypt.

expererg summarized it fairly well (although it's not really "primitive pee" - pee is generated by the kidneys).  As expererg has verified from personal experience (as have I), pee and squirt from the same girl look and taste different. The majority (but not all) of the squirted fluid is created quickly and temporarily stored in the bladder during stimulation, but it is distinct and separate from pee, both in source and chemical composition.  I refer you to legitimate sources like Medical News Today, Healthline and Web MD:

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/323953

https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/female-ejaculation

https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-squirting-orgasm

Sorry, but that's a hoax.   If you read the article, they injected a blue liquid into the bladder, and the liquid came out during orgasm.  This just means that if there is pee in the bladder, the convulsions of orgasm can cause some pee to be released.  It does not prove that all the released fluid came from the bladder - the leaked bladder fluid (pee) will mix with the squirt fluid and still produce a blue liquid.  This myth was shown to be false in a video by Elizabeth from Patches' Place (I have the video).  She pees into one glass, then squirts into a second glass.  The difference is obvious.  It's not physically possible to have two different liquids in the bladder at the same time and then release each of them separately.

On 4/21/2022 at 7:50 PM, beachmom said:

I was quite surprised myself and even went out an bought a cheap black light flashlight, not believing their story. Since, I've looked around every hotel room I've been in and found every one to have walls and carpets clearly sprayed on, it's so obvious under the black light. After that, I realized we're not doing anything others haven't already done and no one really cleaned up after others anyway.

I found this review of a UV flashlight on Amazon and found it amusing in terms of this discussion:

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BE VERY CAREFUL

Reviewed in the United States on August 21, 2016

Verified Purchase

NEVER take this into a hotel room... just don't... please please don't.... it's everywhere... just... everywhere... what happened in here? How many films have been shot here... oh my goodness, it's on the tv... how'd they get it on the tv.... I'm just going to sleep in my car....

15 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Obviously no 'secret'   - But we're really ok with that 😁

Huge thanks as always for everything you share.

Yeah, I'm OK with that like I'm OK with winning the lottery.

A couple from webshots, on the green although not in the hole.

On 8/2/2022 at 3:26 AM, gldenwetgoose said:

 posting a request for more is just like telling them 'what you posted isn't good enough'.

Well, I've never done that, but I would like to propose an alternate interpretation.  To me, requesting more sounds like "I really liked that, and would love to hear more because I enjoyed it."  Wanting more seems more like a compliment rather than a criticism.  Of course, that may not be what other people are thinking, but that's what would be in my mind if I ever asked for more of something.  Just sayin'

In the middle of a department store:  https://xhamster.com/videos/risky-quick-public-handjob-in-a-crowded-shopping-mall-xhugKx0

Underwater in a swimming pool:  https://xhamster.com/videos/handjob-in-the-swimming-pool-branlette-sous-l-eau-3309447

Well, I certainly wouldn't complain if I saw a woman do that.  I think that most men would be happy to see a woman flash them and pee (not that I'd ever be lucky enough for this to happen to me), but I'm also sure there are enough exceptions to cause trouble, and you don't want to find out the hard way.

I'd volunteer, but we're on different continents.

Squirting is definitely different than peeing.  Peeing is emptying the bladder, and squirting is a form of lubrication.  Years ago, Elizabeth from Patches Place did a video showing the difference.  She is a big squirter and wanted to show that it's not the same as peeing because people accused her of peeing and pretended that she was squirting.  She takes a clear drinking glass and masturbates until she squirts into it.  Then she immediately pees into second glass for comparison.  She holds them up side by side to show that they look completely different.  The pee was clear with a yellowish tint, and the squirt/cum was cloudier and not yellowish.

Thanks for your comments and for reminding people about scat.  Hopefully they will now feel free to respond with creative ideas without any concerns.

I believe that this topic complies with the latest site rules, but I'm sure an admin will let me know if it doesn't 😁

Suppose that I have a really nice-looking car that I am forced to junk because it has mechanical problems that can't be repaired or would cost way more than the car is worth.  Before I have it towed off to the junk yard, I decide that I want to watch a hot girl vandalize it however she wants (no limits, except that she can't do anything dangerous like blow it up or set it on fire).  Suppose that you were that hot girl, or that you could give her a list of things to include.  What would you like to see her do?  I'm looking for creative ideas beyond the usual scratch, dent and break glass.